feels bad man having to resort to this, but i hardly ever go out and don't have a job or go to uni/college so it's hard for me to meet girls. i'm at home most of the time and make websites and earn decent money online to fill my time.
decided to make an account on okcupid.com and i'm actually using a face pic i took with my laptop's webcam. my only concern is if someone i know finds me on that site, but other than that, hoping to talk to and possibly meet some bishes and see what i can get out of this site.
anyone have any openers i can use? there's a few girls i'm mirin on that site, will consider some openers posted by miscers and will post screenshots of conversations.
cliffs:
- FA with social anxiety IRL, regular poster on FA crew thread http://http://forum.bodybuilding.com...hp?t=143517603
- made okcupid.com using real face pic taken with laptop webcam, feelsbatman
- need openers to use on bishes, will screenshot
i will also rep you if i get a chance. thread is srs, not roll bread.
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03-23-2013, 05:51 AM #1
Just made an okcupid.com account, help me with some openers brahs (FA) (reps)
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03-23-2013, 06:28 AM #17
fukking lol
i would stay away from being negative on your profile. dont write socially awkward so much on your profile. maybe only once as a joke but still...no. even if u are, let me them only know once you meet.
the trolling is laughable but youre 6 feet. if you have a decent face, dont think youll have problems.
and dont think of it as lame or having to come to this. living life only finding people through friends is a handicap society forces you to have and is considered "loserish". but if you dont give a fuk, theres nothing wrong with living life meeting random people with common interests. the only thing is, not everyone has the guts to make one and a good bunch of them do it for emotional attention purposes so its not that great or normal of a selection.
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not sure if srs. if this is not a roll bread then what in the f*ck is going on here. Bro honestly, if you are trying to seriously pick up girls then WHY THE F*CK WOULD YOU PUT THAT **** IN YOUR PROFILE.
I don't care how socially retarded you are, you don't make that the main theme of your profile. jesus christ.
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- Join Date: Aug 2011
- Location: Kuntstralia, Australia
- Posts: 28,499
- Rep Power: 379622
OP is some sort of Misc online dating martyr. I salute you, kunt.
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03-23-2013, 06:58 AM #25
won't be like that for long. planning to change it soon when i can think of a better way to describe myself. i suppose i need to think of something funny/witty, either that or maybe i'll just keep it plain and simple and describe myself in point form without the negative "socially awkward" bs, etc.
right now i'm just testing the waters and seeing how many decent/quality girls there are on this site
thanks brah, just wondering how much effort you put into your profile or if you just filled it out very briefly.
if you could share any openers that you used that would be perfect brah. would try.Last edited by Dreary; 03-23-2013 at 07:14 AM.
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03-23-2013, 07:42 AM #28
I think I'm just gonna scrap this idea brahs..
This okcupid profile summary I've pasted below pretty much sums up the feels I get from bishes on this site:
My self-summary
I am: quasi-perfectionist and perhaps a little overambitious. An alpha female at heart in a coating of caramel. Feet planted firmly in the ground, fun, cheeky, mature, worldly, right-brained, kooky, cool, foodie, hungry. I dress impeccably in designer clothing and am obsessed with being beautiful (but NOT pretentious and not a princess)!
You are: a lover, thinker and provider. Be my Arthur Miller and I will be your Marilyn Monroe. Enough said! Don't fit the bill? Then... negotiable
Point scorers include intelligence, worldliness, success, culture and charisma. Keyword: interesting Age/distance/travel commitments are not an issue. Beyond that, I value integrity of character, a big personality and a big heart. In return, I will be your Bond girl and the woman of your dreams.
I love getting spoiled and getting a buzz from life's rich tapestry - 5 star hotels, live theatre and opera, fine dining etc... but love arty farty stuff and am also happy with a cosy movie, boardgames or getting my hands dirty. I'd love to have a go at scuba diving, microlight flying, remote off road exploration and other adventurous activities or simply connecting with nature.
Might just delete my okcupid account and make an account on Skout.com and maybe post a new thread tomorrow. With Skout you just make an account, upload a pic, and talk to people. Simple as that. You can search up people who are near you and it will show you a bunch of pictures and when you click on a picture it takes you straight to a messenger/chat window with them. You can also get the app on your phone and talk to people directly from your phone.
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