Just made an okcupid.com account, help me with some openers brahs (FA) (reps)

[Dreary]

feels bad man having to resort to this, but i hardly ever go out and don't have a job or go to uni/college so it's hard for me to meet girls. i'm at home most of the time and make websites and earn decent money online to fill my time.

decided to make an account on okcupid.com and i'm actually using a face pic i took with my laptop's webcam. my only concern is if someone i know finds me on that site, but other than that, hoping to talk to and possibly meet some bishes and see what i can get out of this site.

anyone have any openers i can use? there's a few girls i'm mirin on that site, will consider some openers posted by miscers and will post screenshots of conversations.







cliffs:
- FA with social anxiety IRL, regular poster on FA crew thread http://http://forum.bodybuilding.com...hp?t=143517603
- made okcupid.com using real face pic taken with laptop webcam, feelsbatman
- need openers to use on bishes, will screenshot



i will also rep you if i get a chance. thread is srs, not roll bread.

[whopperJr]

come at me bro

[daedaluz]

In on roll bread

[Dreary]

come at me bro

messaged this girl (girl on right)

[LI0NBRAH]

I will pay for your scholarship if ya let me zuck your father's dink. Works 100%

[Dreary]

I will pay for your scholarship if ya let me zuck your father's dink. Works 100%

[JustBulk]

It's okcupid...anything and everything works..

[Dreary]

It's okcupid...anything and everything works..

[TheRealMewt]

"I've had a crush on you for years."

[I_am_awesome08]

That's a joke right? I'm having trouble getting bitches on that site. The male:female ratio is way too high. OP, put up a better profile pic, with you smiling, doing something fun, only then girls will show an interest. They don't don't want to see a seemingly unhappy person.

[Dreary]

[HairyMerkin]

Send them a picture of your dick.

[kgzk111]

lol nice self summary. sums up the misc perfectly

[hertog]

ay gurl, want sum fuk?

[Dreary]

That's a joke right? I'm having trouble getting bitches on that site. The male:female ratio is way too high. OP, put up a better profile pic, with you smiling, doing something fun, only then girls will show an interest. They don't don't want to see a seemingly unhappy person.

True brah. I actually have a pic of me with 3 other miscers I met at a misc meetup. Might as well use that. Good idea.

Right now I think I'm just gonna message whoever is online. Might get replies faster that way.

[midniteOG]

I would plow that pussay ao hard, that in the spring corn would grow

[bradpuet]

fukking lol

i would stay away from being negative on your profile. dont write socially awkward so much on your profile. maybe only once as a joke but still...no. even if u are, let me them only know once you meet.

the trolling is laughable but youre 6 feet. if you have a decent face, dont think youll have problems.

and dont think of it as lame or having to come to this. living life only finding people through friends is a handicap society forces you to have and is considered "loserish". but if you dont give a fuk, theres nothing wrong with living life meeting random people with common interests. the only thing is, not everyone has the guts to make one and a good bunch of them do it for emotional attention purposes so its not that great or normal of a selection.

[Dreary]

"I've had a crush on you for years."

[kgzk111]

wut the **** is that thing

[bradpuet]

-i want to fuk you with my morning boner.

-i want to eat you up like a watermelon...like arrrgghhagaghrgh....arhhrhrghhrgrgh

-my ears want to meet your inner thighs

-how far up do your legs go up from the floor. like when youre on your back?

-im asian and i have a huge cock ring on my small penis

[ActuaryBrah]

i will also rep you if i get a chance. thread is srs, not roll bread.

not sure if srs. if this is not a roll bread then what in the f*ck is going on here. Bro honestly, if you are trying to seriously pick up girls then WHY THE F*CK WOULD YOU PUT THAT **** IN YOUR PROFILE.

I don't care how socially retarded you are, you don't make that the main theme of your profile. jesus christ.

[DesiMuscleZ]

You're on the right track brah. I've slayed numerous bishes off this site. PM me on fb if you need any advice.

[Dreary]

I would plow that pussay ao hard, that in the spring corn would grow

[LargePeter]

OP is some sort of Misc online dating martyr. I salute you, kunt.

[Dreary]

not sure if srs. if this is not a roll bread then what in the f*ck is going on here. Bro honestly, if you are trying to seriously pick up girls then WHY THE F*CK WOULD YOU PUT THAT **** IN YOUR PROFILE.

I don't care how socially retarded you are, you don't make that the main theme of your profile. jesus christ.

won't be like that for long. planning to change it soon when i can think of a better way to describe myself. i suppose i need to think of something funny/witty, either that or maybe i'll just keep it plain and simple and describe myself in point form without the negative "socially awkward" bs, etc.

right now i'm just testing the waters and seeing how many decent/quality girls there are on this site

You're on the right track brah. I've slayed numerous bishes off this site. PM me on fb if you need any advice.

thanks brah, just wondering how much effort you put into your profile or if you just filled it out very briefly.

if you could share any openers that you used that would be perfect brah. would try.

[SkyFlight23]

I've had a crush on you for years.

[Dreary]

-i want to fuk you with my morning boner.

-i want to eat you up like a watermelon...like arrrgghhagaghrgh....arhhrhrghhrgrgh

-my ears want to meet your inner thighs

-how far up do your legs go up from the floor. like when youre on your back?

-im asian and i have a huge cock ring on my small penis

[Dreary]

I think I'm just gonna scrap this idea brahs..

This okcupid profile summary I've pasted below pretty much sums up the feels I get from bishes on this site:

My self-summary
I am: quasi-perfectionist and perhaps a little overambitious. An alpha female at heart in a coating of caramel. Feet planted firmly in the ground, fun, cheeky, mature, worldly, right-brained, kooky, cool, foodie, hungry. I dress impeccably in designer clothing and am obsessed with being beautiful (but NOT pretentious and not a princess)!

You are: a lover, thinker and provider. Be my Arthur Miller and I will be your Marilyn Monroe. Enough said! Don't fit the bill? Then... negotiable

Point scorers include intelligence, worldliness, success, culture and charisma. Keyword: interesting Age/distance/travel commitments are not an issue. Beyond that, I value integrity of character, a big personality and a big heart. In return, I will be your Bond girl and the woman of your dreams.

I love getting spoiled and getting a buzz from life's rich tapestry - 5 star hotels, live theatre and opera, fine dining etc... but love arty farty stuff and am also happy with a cosy movie, boardgames or getting my hands dirty. I'd love to have a go at scuba diving, microlight flying, remote off road exploration and other adventurous activities or simply connecting with nature.

Might just delete my okcupid account and make an account on Skout.com and maybe post a new thread tomorrow. With Skout you just make an account, upload a pic, and talk to people. Simple as that. You can search up people who are near you and it will show you a bunch of pictures and when you click on a picture it takes you straight to a messenger/chat window with them. You can also get the app on your phone and talk to people directly from your phone.

[Tresiel]

It's funny op because your account says you are straight :S

[woodsmash]

Take off the "socially awkward" thing on your page. Girls tend to sway away from that chit cause it makes you seem like a potential serial killer or a creepy dude