Penis shrinks when I workout?

[Abzzz]

When I workout my penis gets really tiny to 3 inches to about half it's size and It is really bothering me. Last week I took a week off because of an injury and when I did chest again I hit it hard but at that time I couldn't find my penis where ever I looked. I think this is happening because my blood leaves my penis and goes to other body parts. I tried putting some heat pads on my testicles to heat them up so blood flows down to them but they just got saggy and my penis came out a little maybe 4 inches out but I feel like it's shrunk...any advice? I don't wear a cup either at the gym would that help? Are boxers okay while working out?

[J_Bo]

heating your testicles can lead to infertility (serious)

[Abzzz]

When I workout my penis gets really tiny to 3 inches to about half it's size and It is really bothering me. Last week I took a week off because of an injury and when I did chest again I hit it hard but at that time I couldn't find my penis where ever I looked. I think this is happening because my blood leaves my penis and goes to other body parts. I tried putting some heat pads on my testicles to heat them up so blood flows down to them but they just got saggy and my penis came out a little maybe 4 inches out but I feel like it's shrunk...any advice? I don't wear a cup either at the gym would that help? Are boxers okay while working out?

I was thinking a cup or briefs would keep my penis in place and keep them warm so that it doesn't shrink but is that even my problem?

[Abzzz]

heating your testicles can lead to infertility (serious)

I was thinking that because I heard there was a really why your penis is "out" of your body but I was kind of thinking it was worth loosing some sperm cells for a bigger penis.

[darinaldi]

This is spectacularly bad trolling. Jesus Christ, it's one of the most amateurish efforts I've seen in a long time.

[Smartpart]

Obvious troll is obviously failing.

[JZ1986]

Post a video so we can critique your form.

[otsm]

When I workout my penis gets really tiny to 3 inches to about half it's size and It is really bothering me. Last week I took a week off because of an injury and when I did chest again I hit it hard but at that time I couldn't find my penis where ever I looked. I think this is happening because my blood leaves my penis and goes to other body parts. I tried putting some heat pads on my testicles to heat them up so blood flows down to them but they just got saggy and my penis came out a little maybe 4 inches out but I feel like it's shrunk...any advice? I don't wear a cup either at the gym would that help? Are boxers okay while working out?

Finish your workouts by doing a single high rep set of d*** curls. After that, to reduce viscosity of the blood and get it to flow nicely, go grill it in an oven.

[Beachman]

Cock push ups.
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[lilcrate]

This is spectacularly bad trolling. Jesus Christ, it's one of the most amateurish efforts I've seen in a long time.

This isnt the first one...I think this is the guy that was like "my abs are perfect, but man I wonder if they could possibly get better"

[Microbio]

I would cut if off for aesthetic reasons. Anyway you don't really seem to deserve one.

[Abzzz]

lol sorry sorry

[christos_swc]

Have you tried rubbing it in between sets?
Also use a good heating cream and add 20 drops of tabasco.

[Abzzz]

Have you tried rubbing it in between sets?
Also use a good heating cream and add 20 drops of tabasco.

lol okay dude

[Microbio]

My personal favorite is paper cuts and rubbing alcohol.

[nevergain]

rub some icy hot on there before your workout and you should be fine

[lfsabch]

X2 heard the rubbing method is best, sometimes you may need a personal trainer to help if it gets bad enough

[Karaim]

This is spectacularly bad trolling. Jesus Christ, it's one of the most amateurish efforts I've seen in a long time.

I don't think he's a troll. He's just a ****ing moron.

[noflyingcars]

Put this on your balls:

[jdmalm123]

This is spectacularly bad trolling. Jesus Christ, it's one of the most amateurish efforts I've seen in a long time.

I don't know...

What you said sounds like something a troll would say. Plus, you look like a troll...

meow

[Abzzz]

Lol okay okay I'm sorry I'm just messing around but I ask you guys for advice so I'll stop "trolling".

[masterjb]

happens to me too sometimes, just blood flow going to diff areas (srs)

[JB12182]

My personal favorite is paper cuts and rubbing alcohol.

Dude wtf.

[F1eld]

abzz craks me up