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    Cool Shall I tell chicks I am a gynecologist?

    I'm going to try this seeing how chicks dig obgyns. Offer them a free appointment? My mother is an IRL gynaecologist so I am aware & can talk the talk.
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    Originally Posted by Uncle_Tony View Post
    I'm going to try this seeing how chicks dig obgyns. Offer them a free appointment? My mother is an IRL gynaecologist so I am aware & can talk the talk.
    Actually most women see their gyno as nothing more than a doctor. There is nothing sexual between them, and telling them you are a gyno will put you in the same place in their minds. Instead of cutting a path through the ladies (which I'm guessin is your plan) you'll be setting yourself apart from them. Also beware, because offering them free appointments when you are not a real gyno can land you in jail for fraud and molestation/sexual assault. Not only that, but you are far too young to be a gyno, and most women will pick up on this very quickly.
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    Considering how you're 19 years old, the possibility of you being a gynecologist are very slim.
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    how about not lying about anything and saying a simple "hey, My name is Tony"
    My mind hurts to think about women anymore.

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    In before OP starts a thread called "so I got arrested for practicing medicine without a license today"

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    and the minute you mention that.. they will either think youre gay or friendzone you.
    imo thats not attractive at all
    keep up and you'll be kept up

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    Nice, trying to pull "catch me if you can"
    watch out for the FBI... and tom hanks...

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    Originally Posted by moastmcase View Post
    Not only that, but you are far too young to be a gyno, and most women will pick up on this very quickly.
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    No one "digs" their gyno. Most women hate going to one. And younger broads generally opt for female gyos because they're much more uncomfortable with a male doctor.

    There are too many reasons that this idea is a pile of fail to even begin pointing them all out.

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    tell them u r a plastic surgeon:


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    Originally Posted by Nocturnal310 View Post
    tell them u r a plastic surgeon:

    Props. I will do.
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    Originally Posted by Nocturnal310 View Post
    tell them u r a plastic surgeon:

    Good episode.
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    Originally Posted by Uncle_Tony View Post
    I'm going to try this seeing how chicks dig obgyns. Offer them a free appointment? My mother is an IRL gynaecologist so I am aware & can talk the talk.
    worst idea next to doctor who gives free breast exams...... oh yeah girls know a doctor when they see him at 12/1am in the club and random dude walks up and says he will check a girls breast for free......works like a charm

    yealp - btw your creep factor will go up 10 fold............

    honestly tell chicks you do something random........see if they are paying attention

    go from there

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    Originally Posted by smooth_as_silk View Post
    how about not lying about anything and saying a simple "hey, My name is Tony"
    hahaha

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    so what your saying is that you'd like to remind women of an unpleasent and uncomfortable genital examination minute you introduce yourself to them?

    ive done lots of gyn examinations on patients, there is nothing sexual about it

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    tell them ''well occasionally i rob banks...wanna help tonite?''

    this cocky funny line works for me all the time

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    WTF, every stereotype affirms my assumption & it makes sense that an expert of the female genitalia can effect a better orgasm unto the female than a non-expert!
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