Check this:
I made a thread on another forum about givng girls facials
she pms me and says
HER:
thread is stupidly funny
thanks
ME:
ok thanks
your kinda cute
If you ever want a facial dont hesitate to ask
HER:
lol thanks
sure yeah...haven't had a facial in a while
xx
ME:
really thats a shame... I have some of the biggest loads around.....and obviosuly I got a big dick likes..anyways..you ever want a huge load just let me know
cheers..
HER:
O RLY
then in that case I'm lettin u know....
ME (few days later):
So you had any facials since we last spoke...your pores are all clean and no blackheads?
haha!
HER:
nope, no facials
pretty much blackhead free
ME:
oh so you're the type of girl that doesn't really need facials?
But dont you enjoy them just for a bit fun anyway? Once in a while perhaps?
HER:
Well, im always up for a facial, makes me feel good about myself and gives me a warm glow
ME:
lol..you sound just like my kinda girl
Would love to give you a special homemade facial of mine....
hehe
HER:
well homemade stuff is the best, you know exactly what goes in it
ME:
yeh 100% natural organic so you cant go wrong...
HER:
organic is more expensive tho
what's your name btw?
ME:
xxxxxxx(name)and well i can do a special deal on organic for you
HER:
is it a buy one get one free offer?
ME:
yeh or you can get as much as you like for free via oral extraction
HER:
awesome
ME:
yeh I bet u'd love it
Tastes good too....IMO
HER:
only one way to know for sure
u said there was a lot?
ME:
eh it can get a bit messy sometimes...but its all good we can treat your hair and face at the same time..so its like an all over beauty treatment
HER:
messy can be good...
sounds like quite a good offer tbh
ME:
Maybe youll need to try out a free sample?
HER:
nah I'm sold
(then types email adress and sticky out tongue smiley)
(so im usure if she wnats it or not so type following)
ME:
mmmm? shame
(she replies)
HER:
why settle for less?
assuming you know what an msn addy is..
(that was 5 minutes ago..dunno wot she means)
DO i add her on msn and then wot? i dont get wot she saying?
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Check this convo I had with chick she want or not want?
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so far?
talkign about movei sacrface wtf?
ol
good movei tho
<A> says:
meh not my thing i guess
al pacino is a good actor tho
ja says:
yeh hes class suppose guys movie
<A> says:
i like some guys movies, just not big on gangsta stuff lol
j says:
ah well i like mafia flicks
wot u like?
> says:
comedy, dramas - comedy dramas
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