Check this:
I made a thread on another forum about givng girls facials
she pms me and says
HER:
thread is stupidly funny
thanks
ME:
ok thanks
your kinda cute
If you ever want a facial dont hesitate to ask
HER:
lol thanks
sure yeah...haven't had a facial in a while
xx
ME:
really thats a shame... I have some of the biggest loads around.....and obviosuly I got a big dick likes..anyways..you ever want a huge load just let me know
cheers..
HER:
O RLY
then in that case I'm lettin u know....
ME (few days later):
So you had any facials since we last spoke...your pores are all clean and no blackheads?
haha!
HER:
nope, no facials
pretty much blackhead free
ME:
oh so you're the type of girl that doesn't really need facials?
But dont you enjoy them just for a bit fun anyway? Once in a while perhaps?
HER:
Well, im always up for a facial, makes me feel good about myself and gives me a warm glow
ME:
lol..you sound just like my kinda girl
Would love to give you a special homemade facial of mine....
hehe
HER:
well homemade stuff is the best, you know exactly what goes in it
ME:
yeh 100% natural organic so you cant go wrong...
HER:
organic is more expensive tho
what's your name btw?
ME:
xxxxxxx(name)and well i can do a special deal on organic for you
HER:
is it a buy one get one free offer?
ME:
yeh or you can get as much as you like for free via oral extraction
HER:
awesome
ME:
yeh I bet u'd love it
Tastes good too....IMO
HER:
only one way to know for sure
u said there was a lot?
ME:
eh it can get a bit messy sometimes...but its all good we can treat your hair and face at the same time..so its like an all over beauty treatment
HER:
messy can be good...
sounds like quite a good offer tbh
ME:
Maybe youll need to try out a free sample?
HER:
nah I'm sold
(then types email adress and sticky out tongue smiley)
(so im usure if she wnats it or not so type following)
ME:
mmmm? shame
(she replies)
HER:
why settle for less?
assuming you know what an msn addy is..
(that was 5 minutes ago..dunno wot she means)
DO i add her on msn and then wot? i dont get wot she saying?
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11-11-2009, 03:08 PM #1Banned
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Check this convo I had with chick she want or not want?
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11-11-2009, 03:13 PM #2Registered User
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Link to thread.
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11-11-2009, 03:14 PM #3Registered User
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get a real girl
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11-11-2009, 03:16 PM #4Registered User
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In b4 man
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11-11-2009, 03:16 PM #5Don't Neg Me Bro
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11-11-2009, 03:18 PM #6Registered User
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didnt read. no link
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11-11-2009, 03:18 PM #7Registered User
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lol...she could not more obviously want...
she clearly wanted it at least 3 times but you have been oblivious to it OP? cut out the random smalltalk and go give her a facial...then provide noodz for the lulz
glhf
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11-11-2009, 03:18 PM #8Registered User
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she says she's sold (meaning she wants a facial) and you put mmm shame....wtf
she's telling you she wants a facial - so give it her dude
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11-11-2009, 03:18 PM #9Registered User
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in b4 OP is the one that gets a facial.
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11-11-2009, 03:19 PM #10Registered User
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this.Originally Posted by UniBoy5
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11-11-2009, 03:20 PM #11Banned
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got deleted and I got a temp ban lolOriginally Posted by UniBoy5
hence the delay in conversation
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11-11-2009, 03:20 PM #12EVERYDAY IM RUSTLIN'
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inb4 op was typing to himself back and forth.
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11-11-2009, 03:21 PM #13Banned
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lolOriginally Posted by Champ3113
she got a pic on her profile...cutie pie
she only 17 u know what i mean
no wotn post pic..yet
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Wait..you....hmmmME:
yeh I bet u'd love it
Tastes good too....IMO
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ME:
yeh I bet u'd love it
Tastes good too....IMO
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add her to msn. talk to her on there. facial. profit.
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post pic in 10min or neggedOriginally Posted by slimjimmacdim
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shit just got realOriginally Posted by joen212
10/16/09 - I was here
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11-11-2009, 03:24 PM #20Banned
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yeh but hse saidOriginally Posted by JustinX21
NA im sold
nopt im sold
but NA???
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11-11-2009, 03:25 PM #21mini cut, then permabulk
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in b4 what happens on "sex drive" happens to op.
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11-11-2009, 03:27 PM #22Registered User
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Does she know you a have weak jaw?
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11-11-2009, 03:27 PM #2322 Year cut complete...
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god damn I was raging reading that. stop making cute little jokes and metaphors and go fukin get blown.
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11-11-2009, 03:27 PM #24Banned
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Im tlaking to her now on msn
ANd I have no idea hjow to tlak to a girl I need live help here guys
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11-11-2009, 03:27 PM #25Banned
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She asked you to ejaculate on her face like 3 lines in.
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Dear Slim Jim,
In order to assess whether this woman desires a relationship with you I will require some relevant information. I implore you to tell me what the colour and make of chair it is that you are sitting on.
Yours Truly,
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11-11-2009, 03:29 PM #27Banned
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so far?
talkign about movei sacrface wtf?
ol
good movei tho
<A> says:
meh not my thing i guess
al pacino is a good actor tho
ja says:
yeh hes class suppose guys movie
<A> says:
i like some guys movies, just not big on gangsta stuff lol
j says:
ah well i like mafia flicks
wot u like?
> says:
comedy, dramas - comedy dramas
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lol...this
Originally Posted by EHSTennis
Originally Posted by Zeal
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11-11-2009, 03:30 PM #29Originally Posted by slimjimmacdim
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11-11-2009, 03:33 PM #30Registered User
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Originally Posted by the_miscer
Originally Posted by joen212
tuw?
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