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11-10-2009, 12:27 AM
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He tried 2 brorape me,bro
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ITT: We list some MMA accomplishments
Warning: mine are meager, only been training like 5 months.
Some guys from the dorm I live in roll every Sunday for an hour or so. I've probably got a record of ~50-0, even competing against my roomie who I've rolled with ~7 times who did Jiu Jitsu for 2 years.
Tapped out a 6'3" 240 - 260 lb Rugby player.
Tapped out a pro (he's 5'6 155) doing light MMA at our gym the other day the first time ever, he slammed me 3 times but I didn't let go (don't ask me why I didn't grab his leg, didn't think of it at the time)
After the Rugby player and the pro I was kind of proud. List some of the things you're proud of.
(in b4 flame..)
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I'm 1.2 mil in the red don't worry about repping me lol
Last edited by MayhemMaker; 11-10-2009 at 12:45 PM.
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11-10-2009, 10:46 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MayhemMaker
Warning: mine are meager, only been training like 5 months.
Some guys from the dorm I live in roll every Sunday for an hour or so. I've probably got a record of ~50-0, even competing against my roomie who I've rolled with ~7 times who did Jiu Jitsu for 2 years.
Tapped out a 6'3" 240 - 260 lb Rugby player.
Tapped out a pro (he's 5'6 155) doing light MMA at our gym the other day the first time ever, he slammed me 3 times but I didn't let go (don't ask me why I didn't grab his leg, didn't think of it at the time)
After the Rugby player and the pro I was kind of proud. List some of the things you're proud of.
(in b4 flame..)
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Rickson, is that you?
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11-10-2009, 11:05 AM
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He tried 2 brorape me,bro
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Originally Posted by HardGainer82
Rickson, is that you?
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lol que
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... And then I had an epiphary. It would all be worth it when I was a ballin' CEO makin 10K a day and a professional UFC fighter
I'm 1.2 mil in the red don't worry about repping me lol
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11-10-2009, 12:20 PM
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He tried 2 brorape me,bro
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You guys too humble?
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... And then I had an epiphary. It would all be worth it when I was a ballin' CEO makin 10K a day and a professional UFC fighter
I'm 1.2 mil in the red don't worry about repping me lol
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11-10-2009, 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted by MayhemMaker
You guys too humble?
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Nope, most people just don't find submitting people in a training environment to be an accomplishment.
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11-10-2009, 12:24 PM
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brb fappin'
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11-10-2009, 12:35 PM
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I continue to make it to training, day after day.
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11-10-2009, 12:39 PM
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11-10-2009, 12:41 PM
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He tried 2 brorape me,bro
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Originally Posted by beaucephus
I continue to make it to training, day after day.
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Good job man. Sometimes it's fucckin hard when you're sore and don't want to get hit, especially when you spar / roll with people better than you. Keep it up
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... And then I had an epiphary. It would all be worth it when I was a ballin' CEO makin 10K a day and a professional UFC fighter
I'm 1.2 mil in the red don't worry about repping me lol
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11-10-2009, 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted by MayhemMaker
Should've known you guys would be fucck heads about this.
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No offense dude but talking about tapping "pros" and other stuff like that is just a fucck head way to act. Which explains some of the backlash. Kinda "faux pas" if you know what I mean.
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11-10-2009, 01:12 PM
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11-10-2009, 01:36 PM
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He tried 2 brorape me,bro
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Originally Posted by King Baer
No offense dude but talking about tapping "pros" and other stuff like that is just a fucck head way to act. Which explains some of the backlash. Kinda "faux pas" if you know what I mean.
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1. Did you see the disclaimer "ACCOMPLISHMENTS ARE MEAGER"
2. I tapped a pro once, for the first time ever at what he's best at. Excuse me for feeling happy about it?
3. I'm happy about the fact that I can tap average guys with that kind of ratio. The title of this thread is not "check out what I accomplished guys" it's for you to share what you've accomplished.
You know, this section is just as childish as the misc really. Only it doesn't hide under a guise of righteousness. It makes no excuses for its hypocrisy and childishness. Why do I relate this section to the misc?
It's said you have to be 6'3" 250 lbs shredded to not have your stats shat on in the misc. The same is here. I post to see what other men are accomplishing and share a little of my own and you guys act just like 'em.
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... And then I had an epiphary. It would all be worth it when I was a ballin' CEO makin 10K a day and a professional UFC fighter
I'm 1.2 mil in the red don't worry about repping me lol
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11-10-2009, 01:47 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MayhemMaker
1. Did you see the disclaimer "ACCOMPLISHMENTS ARE MEAGER"
2. I tapped a pro once, for the first time ever at what he's best at. Excuse me for feeling happy about it?
3. I'm happy about the fact that I can tap average guys with that kind of ratio. The title of this thread is not "check out what I accomplished guys" it's for you to share what you've accomplished.
You know, this section is just as childish as the misc really. Only it doesn't hide under a guise of righteousness. It makes no excuses for its hypocrisy and childishness. Why do I relate this section to the misc?
It's said you have to be 6'3" 250 lbs shredded to not have your stats shat on in the misc. The same is here. I post to see what other men are accomplishing and share a little of my own and you guys act just like 'em.
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I know man but it's kinda douchey to keep a record of your taps against random dudes. I'm not trying to rag on you but after posting something like that, I don't know how you couldn't expect some sort of fallout. That said most of the responses to this thread have been pretty funny so why get all bent out of shape about it?
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As we forgive those who eat fat too.
And lead us not into overtraining, nor deliver us pizzas,
For thou art the king of the dumbell, the power clean, and the steroids forever,
Amen.
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11-10-2009, 01:49 PM
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That was a man, and it was me..
No homo?
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11-10-2009, 01:52 PM
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He tried 2 brorape me,bro
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Originally Posted by King Baer
I know man but it's kinda douchey to keep a record of your taps against random dudes. I'm not trying to rag on you but after posting something like that, I don't know how you couldn't expect some sort of fallout. That said most of the responses to this thread have been pretty funny so why get all bent out of shape about it?
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I don't keep a record, where did that assumption come from? All I know is I'm undefeated in around 50 rolls, against some guys who are a lot bigger / more experienced than I.
Funny? Honestly, even if it isn't directed at me I rarely see CK and HG's humor funny. It's like humor at the water cooler at work. Good for a smile at best. Lastly, your assumption I get bent out of shape ... wrong. I've been goin on forums for probably 7 years now, and I think it's common knowledge that when you've experienced this sort of forum crap for 7 years, the biggest reaction people get me to do is roll my eyes.
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... And then I had an epiphary. It would all be worth it when I was a ballin' CEO makin 10K a day and a professional UFC fighter
I'm 1.2 mil in the red don't worry about repping me lol
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11-10-2009, 01:54 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MayhemMaker
I don't keep a record, where did that assumption come from? All I know is I'm undefeated in around 50 rolls, against some guys who are a lot bigger / more experienced than I.
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wat
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To add girth as it is to strengthen.
Give us this day our daily protein, and forgive us our fats,
As we forgive those who eat fat too.
And lead us not into overtraining, nor deliver us pizzas,
For thou art the king of the dumbell, the power clean, and the steroids forever,
Amen.
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11-10-2009, 01:56 PM
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He tried 2 brorape me,bro
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wat
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Being aware that you're undefeated after rolling numerous times =/= keeping a record. It really isn't that hard to follow. You act as if I keep a fucckin tally lmfao.
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... And then I had an epiphary. It would all be worth it when I was a ballin' CEO makin 10K a day and a professional UFC fighter
I'm 1.2 mil in the red don't worry about repping me lol
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11-10-2009, 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted by MayhemMaker
Honestly, even if it isn't directed at me I rarely see CK and HG's humor funny. It's like humor at the water cooler at work. Good for a smile at best.
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Bro, we ARE at work. Let's see how your sense of humor survives a decade in the work force.
Also, I bring the lulz at the water cooler, thank you very much.
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11-10-2009, 02:05 PM
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You're not even tryin' man. Do you post just for the sake of it?
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You do know that when you quantify something by giving it a number, ie 50, that is the same as keeping a tally, right?
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11-10-2009, 02:06 PM
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Bro, we ARE at work. Let's see how your sense of humor survives a decade in the work force.
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After a decade, mine is about done.
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11-10-2009, 02:07 PM
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He tried 2 brorape me,bro
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You do know that when you quantify something by giving it a number, ie 50, that is the same as keeping a tally, right?
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Do you know what ~ <- that means?
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... And then I had an epiphary. It would all be worth it when I was a ballin' CEO makin 10K a day and a professional UFC fighter
I'm 1.2 mil in the red don't worry about repping me lol
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11-10-2009, 02:08 PM
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Do you know what ~ <- that means?
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I do. It opens up the console in Counter-Strike.
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11-10-2009, 02:10 PM
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He tried 2 brorape me,bro
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I do. It opens up the console in Counter-Strike.
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Had I asked "do you know what ~ does" that comment would've been semi applicable / retarded. But I didn't. So it was pretty much just ****.
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... And then I had an epiphary. It would all be worth it when I was a ballin' CEO makin 10K a day and a professional UFC fighter
I'm 1.2 mil in the red don't worry about repping me lol
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11-10-2009, 02:12 PM
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Had I asked "do you know what ~ does" that comment would've been semi applicable / retarded. But I didn't. So it was pretty much just ****.
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It means tilde.
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The tilde ( ˜ or ~; pronounced /ˈtɪldə/) is a grapheme with several uses. The name of the character comes from Spanish, from the Latin titulus meaning a title or superscription, though the term “tilde” has evolved in that language and now has a different meaning in linguistics. The tilde is colloquially known as a 'squiggly' by people who do not know its name.
It was originally written over a letter as a mark of abbreviation, but has since acquired a number of other uses as a diacritic mark or a character in its own right, and there are a number of Unicode characters for these different roles. In the latter capacity (especially in lexicography), the tilde or swung dash (⁓) is used in dictionaries to indicate the omission of the entry word.[1] It is also used in online chat situations to denote sarcasm.
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The tilde key also opens up the console in Counter-Strike.
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11-10-2009, 02:15 PM
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I was pretty stoked when I got to where I could start running six minute miles again.
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11-10-2009, 02:22 PM
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Should've known you guys would be fucck heads about this.
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lmao..
yeah 2 years doing bjj but how often did he train?... ive seen people that been doing it for years and only been to class like 8 times...
i wanted to go to grapplers quest this december in las vegas a group of guys from my gym are going, im just too poor.... plus i gotta go to dominican for a couple of weeks also at the end of december..
that would of been fun competting at grapplers quest... im heading to rio in brazil next summer to train with our head coach Franco Behring, his also anderson silvas and machidas bjj coach, so training with those guys is gonna be fun.... they also gonna host a tournament there... and going for tours around brazil sounds awsome then training hard and swimming, cant beat that!!
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11-10-2009, 02:25 PM
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My greatest accomplishment so far is I'm the guy that gets paired up with new people.
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11-10-2009, 02:31 PM
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I'm ~51-0 in my dorm.
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11-10-2009, 02:38 PM
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OP requested that he get some serious replies....
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11-10-2009, 02:47 PM
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OP requested that he get some serious replies....
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And he has...
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