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11-09-2009, 09:26 PM
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Brb trollin
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Misc I just hit my girlfriend ( help )
Like I was saying, we were having an argument and she went too far. She made a comment along the lines of "your loser father couldn't keep a relationship together and you can't either!". When I was around 11, my parents got divorced and fought for custody. My dad wanted me and my brother because he genuinely loved us. My mom wanted us just to spite my dad. She won, and my dad kinda lost it over the decades.
This was too far for me. I had never, EVER hit a girl before, but it happened so fast I didn't even know I did it.
Basically, I cocked my fist back, and flew it straight into her nose. I thought it would be like the movies where she would get a little trickle of blood. It wasn't. Her nose EXPLODED. I think I must of broken a bunch of cartilage or something because blood shot out of both her nostrils, got all over me, got all over the floor. She staggered backwards, hit her head hard enough on the wall to leave a dent, and slumped down.
We were both stunned for about 10 seconds before she started crying hysterically and ran into my room and locked the door. So I went to wash my hands, and while I was in the bathroom I heard her run out of the house and take off in her car. That was about 5 hours ago so I guess she didn't go the cops or anything. So later I went home and broke down in tears.. My mom came in the room and when she heard about the story she got scared and said your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say this cab is rare But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'
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11-09-2009, 09:26 PM
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aware.
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11-09-2009, 09:27 PM
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is trying to get bendy
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At least make up your own bel-aire
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11-09-2009, 09:27 PM
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Yea Buddy
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You are going tog et about 5 years in jail.
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11-09-2009, 09:27 PM
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cool
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11-09-2009, 09:27 PM
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It's on for life. U Mad?
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repost.
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11-09-2009, 09:27 PM
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aware
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11-09-2009, 09:28 PM
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your on you own on this one.
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11-09-2009, 09:28 PM
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fuuuuuuuuu i actualy read it.
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11-09-2009, 09:28 PM
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If there's anything I've learned from the misc, it's to read stories from the end to the beginning.
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11-09-2009, 09:28 PM
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bulking 4 teh bigger pecs
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at least your uncle is rich
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11-09-2009, 09:28 PM
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Banned
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Hahaha wow had me going
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11-09-2009, 09:28 PM
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ɹǝsn pǝɹǝʇsıƃǝɹ
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you GOT ME NICE
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11-09-2009, 09:28 PM
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Good stuff.
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11-09-2009, 09:29 PM
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god IQWRGWI
was not expecting bel-air
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11-09-2009, 09:29 PM
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Banned
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post this as a blog for tommy james b
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11-09-2009, 09:29 PM
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Brb trollin
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all you phags who say aware ruin the misc you realize how many noobs are on here
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11-09-2009, 09:29 PM
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Holy cow, I had the handle of my shower squeegee buried right up to the rubber thumb grip in my ass, and was just about to blow my load onto my keyboard when I read the end of that paragraph. I'd almost neg you but then took a look at your rep power and decided against it.
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11-09-2009, 09:29 PM
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Allied Allies Alliance
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This is almost as old as the Internet itself. HUGE, I am disappoint.
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11-09-2009, 09:29 PM
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Currently Santa Bulking
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R.......
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11-09-2009, 09:29 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Excellentswag
post this as a blog for tommy james b
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yeah srs make a girl feel bad for you and then bel air her.
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11-09-2009, 09:30 PM
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relax
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wasnt aware
got me
fuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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11-09-2009, 09:30 PM
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I am Dave Man
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Troll Thread IS OBVIOUS
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11-09-2009, 09:30 PM
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fffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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11-09-2009, 09:30 PM
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Passed my kidney stone...
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Upon opening this thread, I immediately read the bottom and found exactly what I expected to see.
Oh, and don't piss at me for exposing the thread in this post, 20 people before me already did it.
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11-09-2009, 09:30 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GottaBeHUGE
all you phags who say aware ruin the misc you realize how many noobs are on here
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yeah for real at least play along for 20 or so replies.
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BRB bulkin to 175
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11-09-2009, 09:31 PM
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Alpha Manlet
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Westboarder
Troll Thread IS OBVIOUS
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You just got trolled by Tommy Biondillo, U MAD?
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11-09-2009, 09:31 PM
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11-09-2009, 09:31 PM
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GOT ME LOL.
Good Job Dave Man.
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11-09-2009, 09:31 PM
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Phantasmagorical
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GottaBeHUGE
all you phags who say aware ruin the misc you realize how many noobs are on here
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Yes its the aware that ruin it, not the people with over 6k posts and still trollin......
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