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11-08-2009, 01:31 PM
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The Top Most Emasculate Things A Man Can Do...Say...Wear...etc.!
In a tribute to today's emasculate man, I begin for you the top ten most emasculate things a man can do:
1) Wear flip-flops. That is, away from the water. In all my life I've never seen such a mass removal of masculinity come from one single item of clothing as this one. While the combat boot would arguably be considered the most masculine shoe a man could wear, the opposite is true of the flip-flop. Oh they're fine if you're near or around water--and they're an absolutely necessary as a shower shoe--but how or why this shoe has become the ubiquitous footwear above all others is beyond me.
If they was ever a shoe that signifies lazy, weak and slacker (when worn in or around town) the flip-flop is it. Sorry fellows, but you need to confine the flip-flop to familiar territories (the house, patio etc.) and conduct business is something a little more conducive to respect and manliness.
p.s. I actually saw a guy wear flip-flops to an interview. And no, he didn't get the job.
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11-08-2009, 01:33 PM
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Agreed. You cant do **** in flip flops. What if you need to run or climb something? You cant. They are fail shoes unless you are at the beach or pool.
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11-08-2009, 01:33 PM
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in.
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11-08-2009, 01:34 PM
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cry over a girl
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11-08-2009, 01:35 PM
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IM A HOERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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being 120 pounds and wearing skinny jeans
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11-08-2009, 01:35 PM
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i've always liked flip flops, sure sometimes i don't think i should wear them to certain places... but they are comfortable and quick to slip on...
and of course, a real man doesnt give a fuk....
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11-08-2009, 01:35 PM
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Too dam skinny
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in 4 more beta ****
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11-08-2009, 01:36 PM
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Make a top 10 thread about something , then only make 1 point
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11-08-2009, 01:36 PM
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Look at your nails with your palm facing the ground.
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11-08-2009, 01:36 PM
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Too dam skinny
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bs3
wearing skinny jeans
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11-08-2009, 01:36 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bs3
being 120 pounds and wearing skinny jeans
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This **** makes me rage. Dudes all wearing girl jeans and thinking its ok. WTF. I don't even fit it normal man jeans very well. Need loose fit for my quads.
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11-08-2009, 01:37 PM
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professional ice skater
eat cheesecake
suck a dick
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11-08-2009, 01:37 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bs3
being 120 pounds or wearing skinny jeans
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Fixed.
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11-08-2009, 01:38 PM
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Being a phaggot.
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11-08-2009, 01:38 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Beachbum1546
Look at your nails with your palm facing the ground.
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This made me lol
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11-08-2009, 01:38 PM
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IM A HOERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Croatian_Lifter
This **** makes me rage. Dudes all wearing girl jeans and thinking its ok. WTF. I don't even fit it normal man jeans very well. Need loose fit for my quads.
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there are 5'5" 120 pound guys at my school that wear jeans with absolutely NO slack at all. Its basically a second layer of skin, i feel like throwing them out a window
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flip flops are ****ing gay
at abercrombie it was either wear flip flops or converse, converse ftw.
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11-08-2009, 01:39 PM
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Here in Australia flip flops are pretty standard wear for anyone. People even wear them to work.
2) Straightening your hair. Chicks don't dig it, you don't look good, stop doin it.
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11-08-2009, 01:39 PM
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wearing a blue tooth headset is up there with me.
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11-08-2009, 01:40 PM
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the most emasculate thing ever, is to listen to other guys opinion on what masculine is.......the most masculine thing ever, is to do, wear, eat, sleep, think, act, fuk, piss, jizz, sit, dress, run, etc. however you want
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11-08-2009, 01:40 PM
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i wear my reef sandals everywhere brah. way more convenient and i have no clue how this can be associated with being a bitch. and i wear them with my jeans.but then again i surf 3 times a week, i dont feel like putting socks on after i surf. so i dgaf.
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11-08-2009, 01:40 PM
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Opening your mouth as wide as possible and then headbanging.
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11-08-2009, 01:40 PM
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You're black so i could see why you'd have something against flip flops.
When it's 90F and humid as **** i don't see why not.
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11-08-2009, 01:41 PM
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Perspicacity! Poster #4 picked up on it right away. Incidentally, how many pairs of flip-flops do you have?
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11-08-2009, 01:41 PM
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Quote:
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What the hell is wrong with cheesecake?
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11-08-2009, 01:41 PM
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Too dam skinny
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eat cheesecake
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wtf? Cheesecake is delicious
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11-08-2009, 01:42 PM
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Quote:
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What the hell is wrong with cheesecake?
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wtf? Cheesecake is delicious
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Looks like we got a couple of homos on our hands.
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11-08-2009, 01:43 PM
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We are men. We are filled with testosterone. Testosterone makes us feel like cocky badass mother fukers. Why is it so hard to just roll with it. They be all like naw man I rather be like a chick and being a tough badass man isnt cool. WTF?
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11-08-2009, 01:43 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by clyde015
the most emasculate thing ever, is to listen to other guys opinion on what masculine is.......the most masculine thing ever, is to do, wear, eat, sleep, think, act, fuk, piss, jizz, sit, dress, run, etc. however you want
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mother****ing this
who gives a fuk what anyone else thinks?
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11-08-2009, 01:44 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Maine
What the hell is wrong with cheesecake?
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Originally Posted by Jordan4690
wtf? Cheesecake is delicious
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lol... i dunno, always been a joke amongst me and my friends. if someone is acting ***ish we say "he prob really likes cheescake" or something like that
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