 |
11-03-2009, 07:55 PM
|
#1
|
|
>:I
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Ottawa/Burlington, Canada
Age: 22
Stats: 6'1", 205 lbs
Posts: 1,612
BodyBlog Entries: 0
BodyPoints: 0
|
ugh just went down on a girl and it fukin STUNK LIKE ****
feels bad man, first time it's ever happened to me.
in college, random hookup. went down on her and it stunk like sweat, like she just worked out or some ****.
she was a solid 7/10 too and it turned me completely off, didn't even wanna fuk her. so now i'm watching hockey eating turkey sammich miscin. i could tell she felt pretty bad but god damn, clean that ****!
inthisthreadwediscussstinkypuss'
|
|
|
|
11-03-2009, 07:55 PM
|
#2
|
|
Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2008
Age: 20
Posts: 762
BodyBlog Entries: 0
BodyPoints: 0
|
RULE #1:
you never go down on a girl you just met
|
|
|
|
|
11-03-2009, 07:55 PM
|
#3
|
|
Ascending
Join Date: Aug 2008
Posts: 4,559
BodyBlog Entries: 0
BodyPoints: 0
|
lol did you straight up tell her her pussy stank or she just got the hint?
|
|
|
|
|
11-03-2009, 07:55 PM
|
#4
|
|
PAGE NOT FOUND!
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Virginia, United States
Age: 25
Stats: 5'8", 160 lbs
Posts: 3,249
BodyBlog Entries: 0
BodyPoints: 0
|
should have been like "ehh.... nvm"
__________________
"It's not about how much you can bench press, it's about how much you can bounce press"
|
|
|
|
|
11-03-2009, 07:56 PM
|
#5
|
|
DAT ASS
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Florida, United States
Age: 19
Stats: 6'0", 165 lbs
Posts: 2,546
BodyBlog Entries: 0
BodyPoints: 6787
|
Did you stop hooking up with her and be like "wtf bish yoh pussay stanks"?
__________________
Not a troll.
(Unjustly Mod Negged)
|
|
|
|
|
11-03-2009, 07:56 PM
|
#6
|
|
Wut
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: California, United States
Age: 23
Stats: 5'9", 130 lbs
Posts: 3,400
BodyBlog Entries: 0
BodyPoints: 10728
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by balboa22
RULE #1:
you never go down on a girl you just met
|
this is a good guideline
|
|
|
|
|
11-03-2009, 07:56 PM
|
#7
|
|
Smolov's
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: United States
Stats: 6'0", 175 lbs
Posts: 5,335
BodyBlog Entries: 0
BodyPoints: 3734
|
The story
Now
Tell it you must
__________________
"It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying or reassuring."
-Sagan
"that bulk is dirtier than my a$$hole after its been pounded all night."
My Workout Journal http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111856781
Texas DFW Crew
|
|
|
|
|
11-03-2009, 07:57 PM
|
#8
|
|
Job Title: Douchebag
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: New York, United States
Age: 19
Stats: 5'10", 200 lbs
Posts: 13,174
BodyBlog Entries: 0
BodyPoints: 5567
|
random hook ups = take it to the showers
i made that mistake once
never again...
never...
again...
__________________
US Army Dep Jan 11th
suck on that bitches
|
|
|
|
|
11-03-2009, 07:57 PM
|
#9
|
|
>:I
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Ottawa/Burlington, Canada
Age: 22
Stats: 6'1", 205 lbs
Posts: 1,612
BodyBlog Entries: 0
BodyPoints: 0
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by balboa22
RULE #1:
you never go down on a girl you just met
|
now i know. she looked well groomed so i just figured whatever it's all good, then i get down there... i can't shake the smell
Quote:
Originally Posted by Anubis18
lol did you straight up tell her her pussy stank or she just got the hint?
|
i pulled back and had a pretty disgusted look on my face and i just looked at her and she knew.
|
|
|
|
|
11-03-2009, 07:57 PM
|
#10
|
|
I hacked the Gibson
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Tacoma, Washington, United States
Age: 23
Stats: 6'0", 180 lbs
Posts: 610
BodyPoints: 0
|
You don't go down on girls in college.
/thread
__________________
Current PRs:
260 bench, 275 squat and 405 deadlift
End of year goals:
300 bench, 365 squat and 455 deadlift
∞ KA Crew ∞
|
|
|
|
11-03-2009, 07:57 PM
|
#11
|
|
AA Rebirth.
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Canada
Age: 20
Stats: 6'2", 220 lbs
Posts: 6,812
BodyBlog Entries: 0
BodyPoints: 0
|
wait, so you smelt it and just walked out pretty much?
__________________
~!! I rep back 1k + !!~
█♣█ █♣█ █♣█ █♣█ █♣█ █♣█ █♣█
owe: Scofield
neg:
life reps: Neopragmatist CLP1 Iron_Chef Tehcelltech gainmusclefast Clark_Kent jordanmacdonald IamIchiban guest pchopper poopoo333 GrimRep_er rockyl686 sonicology TheStaringFrog
|
|
|
|
|
11-03-2009, 07:58 PM
|
#12
|
|
finally probationless
Join Date: Aug 2005
Age: 24
Posts: 6,264
|
If you think a pussy that smells like sweat is bad you aint never smelled a bad smelling pussy
let me guess she was a little on the thicker side?
__________________
Id rather die on my feet then live on my knees
|
|
|
|
|
11-03-2009, 07:58 PM
|
#13
|
|
Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 408
BodyBlog Entries: 0
BodyPoints: 1075
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyler09
Did you stop hooking up with her and be like "wtf bish yoh pussay stanks"?
|
for some reason this made me laugh, repped....
|
|
|
|
|
11-03-2009, 07:58 PM
|
#14
|
|
LOLWUT-_-
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Australia
Age: 17
Stats: 6'1", 162 lbs
Posts: 1,464
BodyBlog Entries: 0
BodyPoints: 0
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gordon Bombay
The story
Now
Tell it you must
|
this, x2
__________________
"Everyone wants to be a bodybuilder, but no one want's to live dem heavy ass weights."
I rep back. I owe; (If i owe you reps, pm me and i will return them)
||-->>MMC<<--||*Misc Zombie Crew*||**Italian Crew**||<WLBC>||
|
|
|
|
|
11-03-2009, 07:59 PM
|
#15
|
|
>:I
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Ottawa/Burlington, Canada
Age: 22
Stats: 6'1", 205 lbs
Posts: 1,612
BodyBlog Entries: 0
BodyPoints: 0
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Monarchy
You don't go down on girls in college.
/thread
|
it works well though
Quote:
Originally Posted by blurrr
wait, so you smelt it and just walked out pretty much?
|
no it was in my room
from now on i'll prolly get the fingers dirty first then sneak a smell to make sure itsall good
|
|
|
|
|
11-03-2009, 07:59 PM
|
#16
|
|
Browns fan forever
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Akron, Ohio, United States
Age: 36
Posts: 1,381
BodyBlog Entries: 0
BodyPoints: 1315
|
Why didn't you finger that then smell your fingers discreetly?
__________________
How can you fix something...
If you don't know how it's
supposed to work?
|
|
|
|
|
11-03-2009, 07:59 PM
|
#17
|
|
i has carbs
Join Date: May 2009
Age: 23
Stats: 6'0", 220 lbs
Posts: 178
BodyBlog Entries: 0
BodyPoints: 0
|
pic's of said vagina?
|
|
|
|
|
11-03-2009, 08:00 PM
|
#18
|
|
DAT ASS
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Florida, United States
Age: 19
Stats: 6'0", 165 lbs
Posts: 2,546
BodyBlog Entries: 0
BodyPoints: 6787
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by cheebacheebs
for some reason this made me laugh, repped....
|
Save your reps. I'm a million dep in the red.
Tell the full story or i'll bring you a world of **** and negs op.
__________________
Not a troll.
(Unjustly Mod Negged)
|
|
|
|
|
11-03-2009, 08:00 PM
|
#19
|
|
FL's FireFighter
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Port Saint Lucie, Florida, United States
Stats: 6'0", 205 lbs
Posts: 476
BodyBlog Entries: 0
BodyPoints: 0
|
im sorry. i dont see pics of said 7/10 girl. guess ill just restart my comp and call bellsouth
__________________
I have found the Iron to be my greatest friend. It never freaks out on me, never runs. Friends may come and go. But two hundred pounds is always two hundred pounds. - Henry Rollins
squat: 275x6
bench: 275x5
dead: 275x6
(strong ratio..i kno)
Xbox live: lv l2oss vl
see me on Modern Warfare 2
|
|
|
|
|
11-03-2009, 08:00 PM
|
#20
|
|
>:I
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Ottawa/Burlington, Canada
Age: 22
Stats: 6'1", 205 lbs
Posts: 1,612
BodyBlog Entries: 0
BodyPoints: 0
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Grind4Mine
If you think a pussy that smells like sweat is bad you aint never smelled a bad smelling pussy
let me guess she was a little on the thicker side?
|
she was thicker, but it was bad man. it wasn't just sweat that gathered cause she's thick. it was potent.
Quote:
Originally Posted by SiMON2g
this, x2
|
some people were at our place and she wondered in my room and was sitting on the bed and i walked in and she started asking me stupid questions. i just walked to my door and shut it and pushed her on the bed and started making out with her.
|
|
|
|
|
11-03-2009, 08:01 PM
|
#21
|
|
Take Their Flag
Join Date: Jun 2008
Age: 23
Posts: 248
BodyBlog Entries: 0
BodyPoints: 0
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by philbitty
i pulled back and had a pretty disgusted look on my face and i just looked at her and she knew.
|
^ = lmfaoskateswithcoptersroflin
329tu268y5654245
Edit:
Would this describe your reaction?
__________________
http://www.americanfreedomcampaign.org/
http://www.ronpaul.com/
Last edited by displacement421; 11-03-2009 at 08:04 PM.
|
|
|
|
|
11-03-2009, 08:01 PM
|
#22
|
|
Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2007
Age: 24
Stats: 6'2", 170 lbs
Posts: 5,048
BodyBlog Entries: 0
BodyPoints: 707
|
the sweat is great, I like to lick the .01% feces matter out of the butt crack.
__________________
My Stack:
Syntha-6 Protein
Animal Flex
Multivitamin
Fish Oil
Creatine
get free stuff with points from amazon to complete surveys :) I approve of this real deal. http://www.points2shop.com/index.php?ref=momonanmi5
video proof : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTHjBTputfA
|
|
|
|
|
11-03-2009, 08:02 PM
|
#23
|
|
Who paid for this floor?
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Virginia, United States
Age: 20
Posts: 2,842
BodyBlog Entries: 0
BodyPoints: 0
|
i cant belive no one has ask.
pics of the girl op NOA!!!!
__________________
"whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons"
[A.W.P] Anti White-Knight Police Force
|
|
|
|
|
11-03-2009, 08:02 PM
|
#24
|
|
Mild but a lil bit wilder
Join Date: Aug 2004
Age: 21
Stats: 6'4", 191 lbs
Posts: 12,190
BodyBlog Entries: 0
BodyPoints: 22908
|
Here's a tip that works...Next time your going to have sex with someone, tell them "Let's wash up".
Take your ass to the restroom, splash some water on your dick, and then let her have a turn. Not at the same time of course.
This will end in fresh smelling sacks on both parties.
|
|
|
|
|
11-03-2009, 08:02 PM
|
#25
|
|
Wut
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: California, United States
Age: 23
Stats: 5'9", 130 lbs
Posts: 3,400
BodyBlog Entries: 0
BodyPoints: 10728
|
sounds like a case of the fish knickers
|
|
|
|
|
11-03-2009, 08:02 PM
|
#26
|
|
Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2009
Age: 21
Stats: 6'1", 186 lbs
Posts: 1,572
BodyBlog Entries: 0
BodyPoints: 0
|
never, ever ,ever go down on a random hookup.... ever, just fuk her with a condom on.
__________________
Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?
***I REP BACK.. USUALLY***
|
|
|
|
|
11-03-2009, 08:02 PM
|
#27
|
|
I AM IRONMAN
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Kalamazoo, Michigan, United States
Stats: 5'11", 215 lbs
Posts: 5,480
BodyPoints: 18260
|
Experienced this last week with a girl I've been banging for the past month. We worked out together (kind of), came back and showered together, banged in the shower, watched her wash her puss-hey, were drying off in my room afterwards and I went down on her, and it didn't smell at all but it tasted like somebody ran over a dead skunk with a bag of dog **** and threw it in the microwave. I simply stood up, looked her in the eyes, and told her I needed to go brush my teeth to get the taste out of my mouth and she wasn't there when I got back.
I haven't answered her calls/texts since.
__________________
Now these babies tend to heat up so shoot in 3 second bursts
PSN & XBL - iarentdrunk
|
|
|
|
|
11-03-2009, 08:02 PM
|
#28
|
|
AA Rebirth.
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Canada
Age: 20
Stats: 6'2", 220 lbs
Posts: 6,812
BodyBlog Entries: 0
BodyPoints: 0
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by philbitty
no it was in my room
from now on i'll prolly get the fingers dirty first then sneak a smell to make sure itsall good
|
so what did you do, smell it and then tell her "ok i don't think we should go through with this" or some ****
__________________
~!! I rep back 1k + !!~
█♣█ █♣█ █♣█ █♣█ █♣█ █♣█ █♣█
owe: Scofield
neg:
life reps: Neopragmatist CLP1 Iron_Chef Tehcelltech gainmusclefast Clark_Kent jordanmacdonald IamIchiban guest pchopper poopoo333 GrimRep_er rockyl686 sonicology TheStaringFrog
|
|
|
|
|
11-03-2009, 08:03 PM
|
#29
|
|
Ϫ~Ϫ~Ϫ~Frosty~Ϫ~Ϫ~Ϫ
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: California, United States
Age: 22
Stats: 6'4", 208 lbs
Posts: 3,677
BodyBlog Entries: 0
BodyPoints: 0
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by balboa22
RULE #1:
you never go down on a girl you just met
|
RULE #2: You never go down a girl you just met
RULE #3: You never go down on a girl who is not your girlfriend
RULE #4: A shower must prologue cunnilingus
RULE #5: Same as rule #3 except for the fact that she can still suck d*ck even if not gf status
that is all
__________________
You won't get results without putting in the time, it doesn't matter what your excuse is. -A.S.
Baltimore Ravens.
Ϫ~Ϫ~Ϫ~Misc Christmas Crew~Ϫ~Ϫ~Ϫ
░▒▓VOTE FOR A SCIENCE/TECHNOLOGY SUB-FORUM▓▒░
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120170271
|
|
|
|
|
11-03-2009, 08:04 PM
|
#30
|
|
finally probationless
Join Date: Aug 2005
Age: 24
Posts: 6,264
|
thats disgusting, but thats when you put her legs behind her head **** the **** out of her and then tell her to leave and shower when she gets home
__________________
Id rather die on my feet then live on my knees
|
|
|
|
| Thread Tools |
|
|
| Display Modes |
Rate This Thread |
 Linear Mode
|
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
|
Member Login
Sign in for more FREE features and tools!
|
|
