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10-31-2009, 09:14 PM
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Lulz uncle just caught me fukin
Fml...i guess he was comin to see how i was doin and he saw us through the window as he walked up stairs..he knocked and i got up and looked through the peep hole.i see him smilin i was like wtf
Then my dad texts me "hey phaggot..streets is watchin. Use a rubber.
Awkward
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"Failure doesnt exist to me..I am God on that football field. I choose whats going to happen. Its just up to me to do it"
Last edited by eLjay28; 11-01-2009 at 09:33 AM.
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10-31-2009, 09:15 PM
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did he leave after your uncle saw you two
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10-31-2009, 09:15 PM
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IM A HOERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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wallwd
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10-31-2009, 09:16 PM
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I see the Svedka kicked in brah lmao
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10-31-2009, 09:17 PM
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so did your boyfriend finish or stop as well?
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10-31-2009, 09:18 PM
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Statistical Anomaly
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were you the same guy who got busted jerking off by his dad?
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10-31-2009, 09:21 PM
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who was streets?!
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10-31-2009, 09:24 PM
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Lulz uncle just got me fukin
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he got you to **** who? him?
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10-31-2009, 09:25 PM
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can I get a brah to translate?
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10-31-2009, 09:26 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by eLjay28
Fml...i guess he comin to see how i was doin and he saw us through the window as he wallwd up stairs..he knocked and i got up and looked through the peep hole.i see him smilin lile wtf
Then my dad texts me "hey phaggot..streets is watchin. Use a rubber.
Awkward
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[b]he knocked and i got up and looked through the peep hole.i see him smilin lile wtf[b]
[b]he knocked and i got up and looked through the peep hole.i see him smilin lile wtf[b]
[b]he knocked and i got up and looked through the peep hole.i see him smilin lile wtf[b]
[b]he knocked and i got up and looked through the peep hole.i see him smilin lile wtf[b]
lolol
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10-31-2009, 09:27 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by biggestmuff
can I get a brah to translate?
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****ed his uncle while the street watched. but who was street?
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10-31-2009, 09:28 PM
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strong engrish, op...very strong
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10-31-2009, 09:31 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Pinn
who was streets?!
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but who was phone!
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10-31-2009, 10:09 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TreeDiddy
I see the Svedka kicked in brah lmao
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this
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Originally Posted by sellihca
strong engrish, op...very strong
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vodka bruh...,strong vodka is trong
brb pukin (srs)
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"Failure doesnt exist to me..I am God on that football field. I choose whats going to happen. Its just up to me to do it"
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10-31-2009, 10:12 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CAMPAIGN
lulz aware
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its the other way around.
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10-31-2009, 10:13 PM
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Confusing thread is confusing
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10-31-2009, 10:14 PM
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FUUUUUU@ bein a noon with liquor n it fukin me upoppp
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"Champions aren't made in gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them - a desire,a dream,a vision. They have to have last-minute stamina,they have to be a little faster,they have to have the skill and the will. But the will must be stronger than the skill."
"Failure doesnt exist to me..I am God on that football field. I choose whats going to happen. Its just up to me to do it"
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10-31-2009, 10:15 PM
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Shut your fukking face uncle fukker. Youre a cocksucking asslicking uncle fukker.
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10-31-2009, 10:18 PM
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just got me fukin
a box of fukin just got me a blown suk
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10-31-2009, 10:19 PM
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I bet he's just remembering the times he used to take you down to uncle touchies' naked puzzle basement...
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10-31-2009, 10:19 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KidSwole.
just got me fukin
a box of fukin just got me a blown suk
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this.
busted in her mouth...she disnt want me to tho
shame shame eljay28
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"Champions aren't made in gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them - a desire,a dream,a vision. They have to have last-minute stamina,they have to be a little faster,they have to have the skill and the will. But the will must be stronger than the skill."
"Failure doesnt exist to me..I am God on that football field. I choose whats going to happen. Its just up to me to do it"
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10-31-2009, 10:20 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by eLjay28
this.
busted in his mouth...he disnt want me to tho
shame shame eljay28
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Fixed.
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10-31-2009, 10:22 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by eLjay28
Then my dad texts me "hey phaggot..streets is watchin. Use a rubber.
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So speaks Kolchak: the night stalker! I LOL'ed so hard at this whole thread. You grammer and spelling nazis crack me up.
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10-31-2009, 10:24 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ShayZ
Fixed.
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no phagot herea
fufuuu spellingggggggggggggggggg
Quote:
Originally Posted by ev1ld33n
So speaks Kolchak: the night stalker! I LOL'ed so hard at this whole thread. You grammer and spelling nazis crack me up.
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they the virgins on the misc on halloween correctin grammar
i got my pussy...halloween is fiished
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"Champions aren't made in gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them - a desire,a dream,a vision. They have to have last-minute stamina,they have to be a little faster,they have to have the skill and the will. But the will must be stronger than the skill."
"Failure doesnt exist to me..I am God on that football field. I choose whats going to happen. Its just up to me to do it"
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10-31-2009, 10:26 PM
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Dino Hed lulz
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ITT: we help OP not be hung over tomorrow.
1. Chug water, as much of it as possible.
2. Take Tylenol or Advil.
3. Carbs and fat, Pizza or Hot Pockets will work best.
4. Eat eggs in the morning, and drink a gatorade.
5. GL brah.
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10-31-2009, 10:27 PM
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Your uncle has a key to your house? wtf
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10-31-2009, 10:45 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TreeDiddy
ITT: we help OP not be hung over tomorrow.
1. Chug water, as much of it as possible.
2. Take Tylenol or Advil.
3. Carbs and fat, Pizza or Hot Pockets will work best.
4. Eat eggs in the morning, and drink a gatorade.
5. GL brah.
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reps bruh...thankls
have you onr echarge
Quote:
Originally Posted by Masstastic
Your uncle has a key to your house? wtf
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nah he knocked on the door. lives acroses the streets
...wtf wonder how long he was wactchin for
=/
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"Champions aren't made in gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them - a desire,a dream,a vision. They have to have last-minute stamina,they have to be a little faster,they have to have the skill and the will. But the will must be stronger than the skill."
"Failure doesnt exist to me..I am God on that football field. I choose whats going to happen. Its just up to me to do it"
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11-01-2009, 09:34 AM
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strong spellin last night..
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"Champions aren't made in gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them - a desire,a dream,a vision. They have to have last-minute stamina,they have to be a little faster,they have to have the skill and the will. But the will must be stronger than the skill."
"Failure doesnt exist to me..I am God on that football field. I choose whats going to happen. Its just up to me to do it"
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11-01-2009, 09:38 AM
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His uncle (whole told his dad) is the skreets
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