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10-30-2009, 07:14 PM
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Get Yoked
Join Date: Jan 2008
Age: 19
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What do I need to be more of a D-bag guido?
-Massive amounts of hair gel (CHECK)
-So much cologne i make people within 5 feet of me dry heave (CHECK)
-Gay sunglasses (CHECK)
-Ugly ass polo w/ sleeves rolled up and black wife beater underneath (CHECK)
-Big ass necklace that looks retarded as **** (CHECK)
what else do I need?
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Point to it on the map, not with your finger jackass
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10-30-2009, 07:15 PM
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(b-.-)b
Join Date: Jul 2009
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suck a dudes dick.
faqqot.
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10-30-2009, 07:16 PM
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Bulking
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Twist3dJok3r
-Ugly ass polo w/ sleeves rolled up and black wife beater underneath (CHECK)
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make sure u pop that collar
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10-30-2009, 07:16 PM
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Get Yoked
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Miscbrahs
suck a dudes dick.
faqqot.
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I am not asking what you did to your boyfriend a few minutes ago...
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10-30-2009, 07:17 PM
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Get Yoked
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HighHurdler
make sure u pop that collar
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damn thats right I almost forgot, thanks
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10-30-2009, 07:17 PM
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Registered User
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be sure to wear a headband (sweat band) and maybe some gold jewerly
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10-30-2009, 07:19 PM
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(b-.-)b
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Twist3dJok3r
I am not asking what you did to your boyfriend a few minutes ago...
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great comeback kid. cause i didn't see that coming...at all.
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bench:205/250
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10-30-2009, 07:19 PM
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Neck is for pussies
Join Date: Nov 2007
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that thing that makes your lips shinny, you need tan and headband woulnd't be bad idea
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10-30-2009, 07:20 PM
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Cser the Swole
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Pennsylvania, United States
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def spray tan and lip gloss
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10-30-2009, 07:20 PM
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I like parties
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big fake diamond earrings. you can get fake clip on ones from the spirit store
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10-30-2009, 07:21 PM
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Need moar arms/shoulders
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make sure you perfect the permanent kiss face
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10-30-2009, 07:21 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Perth, Western Australia, Australia
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fake tan and lip gloss would finish it all off, just make sure you do the "pucker up" pose 24/7
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10-30-2009, 07:22 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Sep 2009
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cser
def spray tan and lip gloss
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Quote:
Originally Posted by malcore1991
make sure you perfect the permanent kiss face
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you ****ers beat me to it.
negged.
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10-30-2009, 07:23 PM
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♦ ɴɣϲ ϲrew ♦
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how about a big bottle of redbull brah, carry that **** around
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10-30-2009, 07:30 PM
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bringin up arms..
Join Date: Oct 2008
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saw some kid with
Bro Lyfe on his knuckles.
Beast on left arm, Mode on the right arm..
complete tool.
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offseason till may.
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10-30-2009, 07:32 PM
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BENCH KING!!!!!
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Learn the guido fist pump...
http://www.guidofistpump.com/
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10-30-2009, 07:36 PM
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NYC Brah
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Jagerbombs!!!!
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10-30-2009, 07:40 PM
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Registered User
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Pinky ring, you got the collared shirt but you need multiple layers with diff colors, all collars popped, white belt, and all white jordans
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10-30-2009, 07:42 PM
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BIG_BENCHINNNN = Daffle
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Search up on facebook:
Giovanni Graziano
Teddy Gostkowski
Tommy Biondillo
All guidos.
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10-30-2009, 07:43 PM
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j4ck3d to tha max
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Macomb, Michigan, United States
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or if you dont want to get a spray tan use bronzer
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10-30-2009, 07:48 PM
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Banned
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Quote:
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I am laughing my ass off right now
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10-30-2009, 08:28 PM
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Registered User
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