Nursery Rhyme Parodies?

[Mephisto91]

Reps for good ones. I'll start with 2 that make me lol:

Jack and Jill:
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could get some fanny, but Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock cuz Jill was a pre-op tranny


Georgie Porgie:
Georgie Porgie pudding and pie, kissed the girls and made them cry, and when the boys came out to play he kissed them too cuz he was gay.

[FunkLord]

Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet eating her curds and whey which gave her jacked fibraz and she kicked the spider in the cooter.



I dunno lol

[Mephisto91]

Bump you f*ckers.

[Saint-Odin]

Originally Posted by FunkLord

Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet eating her curds and whey which gave her jacked fibraz and she kicked the spider in the cooter.



I dunno lol

best one yet

[subpolarbear]

Abraham Lincoln was a good old man. He jumped out the window with his dik in his hand. He said hey there ladies, im doing my duty. So bend over bitc*es and let me get in that booty.