Quick joke for lulz

SiKkBaSs · 10-30-2009, 10:56 AM

One day little Johnny hears a noise and peeks into his parents room to check it out. He finds his mum bent over the dresser and dad going at it behind her, his dad sees Johnny and winks. Afterwards Dad goes to check on Johnny. He finds grandma bent over the dresser and Johnny going at it from behind her. Dad yells, "What are you doing???" to which Johnny winks and replies, "Not so ****ing funny when it's your mum is it?"

doworkgetbig · 10-30-2009, 10:57 AM

magog704 · 10-30-2009, 11:01 AM

pics?

**Forge3** · 10-30-2009, 11:02 AM

What did the bannana say to the vibrator?

Why are you shaking she is going to EAT me?!

bogi_style · 10-30-2009, 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SiKkBaSs

One day little Johnny hears a noise and peeks into his parents room to check it out. He finds his mum bent over the dresser and dad going at it behind her, his dad sees Johnny and winks. Afterwards Dad goes to check on Johnny. He finds grandma bent over the dresser and Johnny going at it from behind her. Dad yells, "What are you doing???" to which Johnny winks and replies, "Not so ****ing funny when it's your mum is it?"

lol

jassa · 10-30-2009, 11:15 AM

There was an older man that was married to a much younger woman, and he was having trouble lasting long enough in bed. So he went to the doctor and was told he should please himself before having sex and he would last longer. One day as 5 o'clock rolls around, he gets a call from his wife who says she's very horny. On his way home, he remembers what the doctor said and decides to jerk it before he gets home. He thinks, "Well, I can't do it in the car, but if I get under it I can pretend I'm fixing my car." So he gets under the car, closes his eyes, and starts jerkin it. A few minutes later, there's a tug at his pants leg. In order to keep the image of his beautiful wife, he doesn't open his eyes, but just hollars, "Yeah?" "I'm Officer Brown. What are you doing down there?" "Well, officer, I'm checking my axle; I think it's come lose." "Well, mister, while you're down there, you might wanna check your brakes; your car's 2 blocks down the road crashed into a tree."