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10-26-2009, 06:18 PM
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You rub chicks backs?
Was in bed with chick and she said "Will you give me a back massage?" I laughed and said no, and she was shocked. She said guys always do it when she asks them to, so I explained that I am more of an as*hole than most guys and she liked it. I now officially consider myself alpha. Come bask in the alphaness that I radiate.
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10-26-2009, 06:19 PM
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If you were alpha you would of fuked her right there..
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10-26-2009, 06:19 PM
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cool story bro
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10-26-2009, 06:20 PM
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No, I rub their pussys
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10-26-2009, 06:20 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by peptobismol
If you were alpha you would of fuked her right there..
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This was directly after f*cking her. Alpha status maintained.
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10-26-2009, 06:20 PM
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ITT: a male miscer tries to impress all the other males with some made up story about not giving his boyfriend a backrub
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10-26-2009, 06:20 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by peptobismol
If you were alpha you would of fuked her right there..
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This.
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10-26-2009, 06:21 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRejuvenated
ITT: a male miscer tries to impress all the other males with some made up story about not giving his boyfriend a backrub
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10-26-2009, 06:21 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mephisto91
Was in bed with dude and he said "Will you give me a back massage?" I laughed and said no, and he was shocked. He said guys always do it when he asks them to, so I explained that I am more of an as*hole than most guys and he liked it. I now officially consider myself alpha. Come bask in the alphaness that I radiate.
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fixed for you
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10-26-2009, 06:21 PM
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Alpha,man.
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10-26-2009, 06:21 PM
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Yes. It starts with a back rub, then a light kiss on the neck, the panties get moist, then it's game time.
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10-26-2009, 06:22 PM
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basking. get her to massage your legs best thing ever.
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10-26-2009, 06:22 PM
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in my experience it always ends up with sex so i'll rub her back for a few minutes and work myself down.
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10-26-2009, 06:22 PM
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no homo?
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10-26-2009, 06:22 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cyde
Yes. It starts with a back rub, then a light kiss on the neck, the panties get moist, then it's game time.
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But not if you game time just ended without needing to give a back rub.
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10-26-2009, 06:23 PM
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thats the easiest way to turn on a chick...have her lay on top of you and rub her back...if you know what you are doing she will be begging for it in no time
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10-26-2009, 06:24 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by peptobismol
If you were alpha you would of fuked her right there..
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Originally Posted by USMARINE8152
cool story bro
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Originally Posted by TheRejuvenated
ITT: a male miscer tries to impress all the other males with some made up story about not giving his boyfriend a backrub
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fixed for you
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Originally Posted by Achilles87
no homo?
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10-26-2009, 06:24 PM
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Cool story bro. Now... 
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10-26-2009, 06:24 PM
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10-26-2009, 06:25 PM
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so a back rub makes u beta?i dont see nothin wrong wit it unless said girl is random and trashy in that case why chance da aidz bruh
get her to give you a massage FTW
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10-26-2009, 06:26 PM
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I believe youre confusing alpha with homo
next you'll be telling me youre too alpha to touch her boobs too
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10-26-2009, 06:27 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bigkidd
so a back rub makes u beta?i dont see nothin wrong wit it unless said girl is random and trashy in that case why chance da aidz bruh
get her to give you a massage FTW
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Nah the point is the way she said that guys always do it for her, she was acting like she can manipulate any guys she wanted but then I laughed at her and turned her down and then she wanted me more.
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10-26-2009, 06:27 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TATitude
I believe youre confusing alpha with homo
next you'll be telling me youre too alpha to touch her boobs too
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U mad that you need to massage women to earn their approval?
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10-26-2009, 06:28 PM
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Will make that decision after seeing the pics of this girl you're talking about.
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10-26-2009, 06:29 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mephisto91
U mad that you need to massage women to earn their approval?
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thats not the point
but its ok your 18, one day you will be a man my son
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10-26-2009, 06:32 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by peptobismol
Will make that decision after seeing the pics of this girl you're talking about.
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Actually, I will do this if I get a chance. I will take some titty pics and sh!t with my phone if I can, but no face shots or anything that will f*ck things up.
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thats not the point
but its ok your 18, one day you will be a man my son
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Brah, some people are born alpha some people aren't. 10 years from now I will be like you only alpha, smart and better looking.
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10-26-2009, 06:33 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bigkidd
get her to give you a massage FTW
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this back rubs make me wanna goto sleep
if you get her to give you one shell tr n be flirty with it to get extra attention from you, so youll be making her work for what you want ...win
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10-26-2009, 06:34 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mephisto91
Actually, I will do this if I get a chance. I will take some titty pics and sh!t with my phone if I can, but no face shots or anything that will f*ck things up.
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When this thread and everything is all blown over right? Who sprayed the bull sh*t in this thread? nvm op did.
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10-26-2009, 06:36 PM
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When this thread and everything is all blown over right? Who sprayed the bull sh*t in this thread? nvm op did.
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No titty pics for you when I deliver. Now I have some more motivation to get the pics so I can make you pissed about not getting any. Oh wait, nevermind. Tits aren't attractive to homos.
You must be jealous of my fortune, you're taking it very personally.
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10-26-2009, 06:37 PM
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Dont kiss her either...males also do that.
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