"The modern male, he?s softer than a slug with a beer belly"

[Aggressive]

The f*ck is this bitch smoking?

It?s official. Modern man is a wimp. A new book by an Australian anthropologist called Peter McAllister entitled Manthropology: The Science Of The Inadequate Modern Male has come to the conclusion that men are the worst they have ever been ? the ?sorriest cohort of masculine Homo sapiens to ever walk the planet?.
According to a set of fossilised footprints, prehistoric Australian aboriginals would have left 100m and 200m Olympic champion Usain Bolt standing.
Some Tutsi men in Rwanda were able to jump higher than the current world record of 2.45m, Roman legions completed one-and-a-half marathons a day (bear in mind this was before Lycra and bottles of water with teats had been invented) and Neanderthal women would have had ten per cent more muscle bulk than modern man.

Of course, we don?t need a hefty scientific tome to tell us something that any woman who has ever asked her mate to pass the remote control and been confronted with a pathetic mew that says, ?I can?t, it?s far too heavy,? has long suspected.
Modern man has evolved, due to his love of cars and fast food, into a blob with all the muscle tone and definition of a slug.

Isn?t it interesting that while we women look up to Amazonians with amazing biceps such as Michelle Obama, men have the presenters of Top Gear as their heroes ? armchair Lotharios who don?t even have the upper body strength to comb their own hair.
Look at Jamie Oliver, a body as soft as butter. Gordon Brown has a body mass index that probably far exceeds his own Government guidelines. Peter Mandelson? Man boobs. Simon Cowell? Peacock chest and underdeveloped thighs. I could go on. And on.
These men might all wear trainers and tracksuits and workwear such as denim jeans and combat trousers, but it is all just dressing up, an illusion, a hark back to the days when men actually knew how to do physical things like, ooh, I don?t know, put in a light bulb or change a duvet cover or make love to a woman.
Honestly, the number of times I have wanted to exclaim, while prone: ?For God?s sake, put your back into it, man!?

Actually, these men aren?t like slugs at all. They are like snails ? soft, spongy, grey bodies inside the crisp shells of their automobiles. In fact, unless the man in question is an Olympic athlete or a footballer, to ?sport? anything other than old-lady buttocks is to render him a possible homosexual, that sweet sub-species of maledom, the only ones on the planet who feel the need to stay in shape for a mate.

I wonder why it is that gay men like to stay in shape, and be all smooth and oiled. I hope I am not straying into Dannii Minogue territory here when I wonder if that is merely their feminine side emerging, a genetic tendency to have the humility to take care of themselves, rather than being an arrogant straight bastard who believes, despite the beer gut and nasal hair, he is catnip.

Modern men, on the other hand, like us women to stay at least as fit (and I employ that word for its original definition, not the new slang meaning) as Kelly Holmes.
There was an interesting blog posted on the internet last week in response to a debate that has been raging in the ether over a Time magazine special issue investigating whether being fat is down to genetics or to sheer greed. (Men like the ether ? it means they can sit at a desk with a nice mug of tea and a biscuit.)

This man was writing in response to a feminist who was championing the right for women to get off the dieting treadmill: ?My fear that a woman with the legal power to take half of my possessions might some day become so fat and sexually unappealing that I?d sooner cut my own penis off than have sex with the manatee that used to be my wife is unfortunately all too common,? he types with one finger (men have not yet evolved sufficiently to be able to touch-type).

?And [articles] like this one that dangerously suggest to naive future fatties that it?s OK are only leading your victims down the primrose path to a battle they can?t win.?
You see? Women are now the strong ones in our society. Men no longer chase wildebeest across the pampas, and therefore have become hopelessly soft.

This deterioration has happened merely since two great leaps forward: the industrial revolution and the advent of free internet porn, which has created the unrealistic expectation that the ugliest slob in the world can bag a babe.
What poor, sad creatures modern men are. What wimps. What wastes of space.

Cliffs: Cant really cliff, read if you want to rage throughout.

Link: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/ar...#ixzz0UKooRhMx


Heres some pictures of the ugly mule

[BigChamp89]

she mad no1 wants her

[doworkgetbig]

all you need to read lulz


"My fear that a woman with the legal power to take half of my possessions might some day become so fat and sexually unappealing that I?d sooner cut my own penis off than have sex with the manatee that used to be my wife is unfortunately all too common,?"

[Red_Juice]

I think that is Liz Jones, a Daily Mail columnist. She writes some really narrow minded stuff - this included.

I mean one of her articles was just raging about "People in the countryside" (here in the UK) and how she dislikes them even though she has a house in the country. Someone shot up her post box with a shotgun after that lol!

[Auser]

I would challenge that ethereal witch to a lift off if she would like. She obviously seems to think she is stronger than any man.

[Ricky112]

Modern society is weak..

[dmills007]

straight up cuunt

[plus1more]

edit just read wtf is she thinking?

[nah444]

Im going to start headbutting random people in a second

[Jonty007]

Fcking *hore!

[.PeTeR.]

Women dont have a fuking clue what they are talking about, its beyond a joke really.

Why the fuk did we give them rights, seriously?

[Anomynous]

All the men HER AGE do have beer guts. She needs to come to terms with the fact that no young men who are in good shape are going to bone her old ass.

[Auser]

Originally Posted by Anomynous

All the men HER AGE do have beer guts. She needs to come to terms with the fact that no young men who are in good shape are going to bone her old ass.

True. Bish is so old her vagina is haunted by spirits.

[mfitty9000]

Would smash




































The horse

Wait wut?

[Mase641]

Originally Posted by mfitty9000

Would smash

The horse

Wait wut?

the horse smashes her cause no man is good enough

[illbleed]

on one hand, a b1tch is a b1tch is a b1tch. on the other hand, she does have a point about men being too soft on women

[Brad155]

AHHHHH that really made me RAGE the entire time i read that.

wtf is wrong with this bitch???? if she actually believes any of that she is retarded.

[RedSoxfan1978]

The horse is better looking than she is.

[blananana4]

Originally Posted by doworkgetbig

all you need to read lulz


"My fear that a woman with the legal power to take half of my possessions might some day become so fat and sexually unappealing that I?d sooner cut my own penis off than have sex with the manatee that used to be my wife is unfortunately all too common,?"

Why would she include a guy pwning her? lol

[RC2008]

Ok so she's mad cuz there is no man who would bang her. What else is new?

[alexk7]

daily mail is not a serious news source. it's more like the onion, except no humour and full on trolling.

[ign_fan_4life]

Isn?t it interesting that while we women look up to Amazonians with amazing biceps such as Michelle Obama, men have the presenters of Top Gear as their heroes ? armchair Lotharios who don?t even have the upper body strength to comb their own hair.
Look at Jamie Oliver, a body as soft as butter. Gordon Brown has a body mass index that probably far exceeds his own Government guidelines. Peter Mandelson? Man boobs. Simon Cowell? Peacock chest and underdeveloped thighs. I could go on. And on.

1000 bucks says her bodyfat percent is over 25. Most of us look up to "bodybuilders". Not skinny women with a minuscule amount of muscle definition.

[Oldsport]

It?s official. Modern man is a wimp. A new book by an Australian anthropologist called Peter McAllister entitled Manthropology: The Science Of The Inadequate Modern Male has come to the conclusion that men are the worst they have ever been ? the ?sorriest cohort of masculine Homo sapiens to ever walk the planet?.
According to a set of fossilized footprints, prehistoric Australian aboriginals would have left 100m and 200m Olympic champion Usain Bolt standing.
Some Tutsi men in Rwanda were able to jump higher than the current world record of 2.45m, Roman legions completed one-and-a-half marathons a day (bear in mind this was before Lycra and bottles of water with teats had been invented) and Neanderthal women would have had ten per cent more muscle bulk than modern man.

I found this interesting
Considering she spelled Fossilized wrong, but the lil' info was kinda neat, but bisch is dumb after that

[wrathofhan]

Stopped reading after she said Michelle Obama had biceps. She also apparently forgot about how the media swooned over Barack's "abs." Yes, there are some men out there who think looking emo, scene, or hip is the ****, and they might fit into her little essay. But there are also a lot of men who look at football players and other athletes as heroes. How the hell does someone like her get a writing gig?

[Ricky112]

[wannabepl47]

No ****ing way people used to be faster than Bolt. Bull****.

Ancient man was good at traveling long distances, he wasnt strong or fast.

[Trocious]

A man wrote the book first of all, and second of all..

australian aboriginies 20k years ago could run 37kph in ****ing mud. 23mph in soft ****ing mud (based on fossils)

[Captain Action]

"Everyone knows men aren't fat - only fat women are fat."

--Peter Griffin

[Ricky112]

Originally Posted by Trocious

A man wrote the book first of all, and second of all..

australian aboriginies 20k years ago could run 37kph in ****ing mud. 23mph in soft ****ing mud (based on fossils)

I'm not sure that is physically possible..

[Busch12]

lol @ her saying we look up to simon cowell and those other guys i've never heard of.