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10-23-2009, 05:32 AM
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FKA: sheduma
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Extraterrestrials land in Alaska - leave behind a bag of eggs
The title pretty much says it all. Here's some pics of the bag of eggs:
And here they are laid out on an examination tray for a better view:
As you can see, they vary in size, so I'm assuming they come from multiple species:
Here's where it gets really interesting... one of the eggs (seen above) has a cryptic symbol printed on it. After close scientific scrutiny, I have determined that this may be an alien's attempt at writing our letter "R."
This could represent one of two things. Either it is a sign of the impending resurrection of alien Jesus (for Samhain?) or it stands for "A rrrrrr," which can only mean that contained within the eggs are very small pirate Antichrists. Either way - pretty big news for Christians.
I'll let you know what happens when they hatch.
Oh, and on the off chance that these are little baby ALFs, is it too late for a spin-off? Also, do they come out altricial, or will they be able to eat my cat right away?
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10-23-2009, 05:39 AM
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Cheerful pessimist.
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I lol'd.
What on earth (pun intended) is this thread for (if there is any reason beyond the lol's)?
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10-23-2009, 05:40 AM
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So you're a drug dealer?
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[QUOTE=agvares;394971461]hell yeah! european colonists came to America bringing love, peace, respect and social tolerance to the greatly respected local population, using the help of their african friends to build the better future of equal opportunities.[/QUOTE]
lol
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10-23-2009, 05:42 AM
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FKA: sheduma
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pikeamus
I lol'd.
What on earth (pun intended) is this thread for (if there is any reason beyond the lol's)?
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Just some "Happy Friday" R/P lulz. 
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10-23-2009, 05:48 AM
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10-23-2009, 05:56 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Harbinger
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I am convinced.
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10-23-2009, 06:02 AM
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Aliens Should Have Stayed Longer
and signed up for Obama's Abortion (i meant to say health care) plan.
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10-23-2009, 06:03 AM
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FKA: sheduma
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Barry Bonds
and signed up for Obama's Abortion (i meant to say health care) plan.
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Maybe they left their eggs behind in the hope that their offspring could live in such a land.
...or maybe this is how aliens do abortion.
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10-23-2009, 06:09 AM
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Cheerful pessimist.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sheduma
Maybe they left their eggs behind in the hope that their offspring could live in such a land.
...or maybe this is how aliens do abortion.
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A novel solution to unwanted children, pop them all in a spacecraft and send them to the nearest planet with something approaching intelligent life.
Personally I reckon you should just eat them to teach the aliens a lesson in why they shouldn't just thrust responsibility for their kiddies on unsophisticated species like us.
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10-23-2009, 06:10 AM
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in before barrybonds attempts to convert them with pascals wager...
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10-23-2009, 06:23 AM
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brb bb'ing..
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lol wtf
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10-23-2009, 06:27 AM
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I'll bet if you baked them in the oven they'd be delicious with sour cream and melted cheese.. Might even go really good with a steak. 
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10-23-2009, 06:32 AM
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How do you know that they weren't planted there by the Illuminati/NWO? Or even by aliens working FOR the Illuminati/NWO?
Be afraid, be very afraid...
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10-23-2009, 06:34 AM
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10-23-2009, 06:44 AM
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AKR love this /\ /\ /\ /\
And Sheduma love that \/ \/ \/
Very weird couple.
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10-23-2009, 06:53 AM
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we all know whats in those eggs
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10-23-2009, 07:22 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bird72
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I never knew Sinead O'Conner was in an Alien movie...
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10-23-2009, 08:31 AM
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wtf
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10-23-2009, 12:48 PM
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Oh hell, am I having a flashback? I knew I should have used so much LSD in my late teens and early twenties.
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10-23-2009, 01:44 PM
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I luled.
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10-24-2009, 02:21 AM
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FKA: sheduma
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Terrible news guys. A bunch of pretentious, middle aged women ate a bunch of the eggs. 
I took them to work to show some people, and the bitches just gobbled them down when I wasn't looking!
This is really shocking, as I'm almost positive that they have never been featured as a fad diet in any of the big name women's magazines.
Luckily, I left the "R" egg safe and sound at home, so we can still get our resurrected alien Jesus/pirate Antichrist.
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10-24-2009, 03:11 AM
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Potaters?
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