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[Crazy Monkey]

Crazy Monkey:

After intercourse when the female returns from her usual trip to the bathroom, you are waiting with a hot pile of poo, and lovingly throw it at her with.
I wanted to show her how muc I cared with a crazy monkey

lol

[Money Shot]

do mine

[Auser]

No definition, but someone is using my username on there


http://www.urbandictionary.com/author.php?author=auser

lol wut

[GFoed020]

Originally Posted by Money Shot

do mine

To ejaculate (cum) on a woman's body, other than inside a crevice. Usually on the face or in the eye
Example:
I was screwing her, then i pulled out and gave her a money shot all over her face!

[PrettyPinkDonut]

Originally Posted by Money Shot

do mine

To ejaculate (cum) on a woman's body, other than inside a crevice. Usually on the face or in the eye

[CellTechRage]

Cell Tech
Derived from the African plant, "Cellerious Technecious", part of the Celery family. The 19th carbon atom has been modified making Cell Tech a nandrolone. Due to the sheer potency of this androgen it has been branded a class AA drug, meaning posession can lead to life imprisonment. Cell tech also has a very long active life. Cell Tech can lead to long term testicular atrophy and severe body mass increase in short periods of time.

Cell tech is not affected by aromatase or 5alpha-reductase, Cell tech is about 45times more more effective per milligram as testosterone esters, for best results and safety with Cell tech it should be administered intramuscularly. It is orally biovailable but this is not reccomended due to the effects it can have on major organs. This substance is hard to manufacture therefore making it very expansive and not very available. There are many labs that claim to sell it but very few produce the real drug.

Bodybuilder's often times, when asked about their alleged steroid use, claim to have only taken Cell-Tech. The reason for this, is Cell-Tech's reputation for quick production of large volumes of muscle-mass. Cell Tech is prohibited in almost all professional sports around the world and is notorious for its hazardous and potent effects. Most doctors advise against the use of Cell Tech and will report the use of Cell Tech to authorities if they hear any of their patients use it. Several organizations have been founded in order to stop...

[GEToutHOEits6AM]

WTF is this ****, this is what I get when I type mine..


1. true "black women" 13 up, 13 down
first of all i'd like to say black people arent even black...come on... they are are BROWN last time i checked even the darkest of pigments were still brown...i even know some indians(from india) who are darker than alot of black people but they never get called black do they. thats cool.. anyways

true black women

1 respect their families by honoring their last name(not goin out makin a fool of yourself to embarass your parents)

2 dont go into a mcdonalds and post up with their friends in the back screamin "yo tell me why dis bitch gun call my phone da ovah day..i was whilin dat bitch yo" and dont evn order anything in the mcdonalds..probably in there to impress some black guy workin at the counter at the time so make sure they are EXTRA loud

3 dont "mean mug" any other black girl they see out of hatred or because shes (obviously hatin) jus for looking their way.. and if they are dark skin hate every light skin girl with good hair because shes "probably a stuck up bitch who think she better den me..fucc?"

4 dont have to "dress to impress" everytime they step out of the house..even to the car

5 not ashamed of their natural hair. for example:

me: hey mama! i like ur hair! how did u do that.. it was rele short yesterday and now its halfway down ur back! is that all yours?

the black girl: umm.. why da fucc u wanna kno bitch..? it aint yuh hair is it? arite den mind yuh ****in business.. nd i bought it didnt i so dat **** IS all mines..so now.. get da **** out my face f...

[Lambo2579]

5. Lambo
Lambo is a mix between the rugged nature of the well acclaimed character of Rambo and the soft, gentle nature of a lamb. Calling somebody a Lambo is a sign of great repect, and acknowledgement of the person's perfect balance of behaviour.
"You're the biggest Lambo I've ever met, dude!"

"Bro, it's what I do"



6. lambo
An extremely large apelike, monkyish, creature which can be found along the west coast of South America and in some places in Canada. Also in a high school in Michigan. Feasts on bananas and small children. Classification: Mamal.
That lambo ate my son!

7. lambo
the greatest football field ever
Brett Farve plays at Lambo field.




The other 4 were basically about the Lamborghini

[wolfdragon]

I searched mine and it gave me this.

Nashogon

A better word for wolf/dragon. It's a kick ass creature, but is kinda small, due to the fact that it never grew to it's full potential. It's also very clever. It loves candy, and will never shut up. It never has a tough demeanor, but will seriously rip your face off if you mess with

[pacman08]

Pacman 18 up, 11 down
1. Male masturbation. This comes from the sound the Pacman game makes- "WHACK WHACK WHACK WHACK".
-"Say, does anyone know where Chris is?"
-"I think he's in the bathroom"
-"For ten minutes?!"
-"Yeah, he's doing the Pacman"

pacman 9 up, 5 down
Interchangeable with real,gangsta etc. Keep it pacman
I keep it rEEl pacman

[Auser]

Originally Posted by wolfdragon

I searched mine and it gave me this.

Nashogon

A better word for wolf/dragon. It's a kick ass creature, but is kinda small, due to the fact that it never grew to it's full potential. It's also very clever. It loves candy, and will never shut up. It never has a tough demeanor, but will seriously rip your face off if you mess with

I bet that was written by a furry

:vomits:

[Lambo2579]

Originally Posted by Lambo2579

5. Lambo
Lambo is a mix between the rugged nature of the well acclaimed character of Rambo and the soft, gentle nature of a lamb. Calling somebody a Lambo is a sign of great repect, and acknowledgement of the person's perfect balance of behaviour.
"You're the biggest Lambo I've ever met, dude!"

"Bro, it's what I do"



6. lambo
An extremely large apelike, monkyish, creature which can be found along the west coast of South America and in some places in Canada. Also in a high school in Michigan. Feasts on bananas and small children. Classification: Mamal.
That lambo ate my son!

7. lambo
the greatest football field ever
Brett Farve plays at Lambo field.




The other 4 were basically about the Lamborghini

Just re-read mine...lol wut?

[Sabbra Cadabra]

not exact matches, but some weird ones:

1. abra-cadabra
(v.) when a man pulls his penis out of the woman's vagina before "finishing," quickly slipping a dildo in her vagina, then skeets in her face and exclaims "TADA!" After this he runs away screaming and/or laughing
I abra-cadabra your mom every nigh, including last night, you assclown.

2. Stabra Cadabra
when intercourse with a stab wound is performed
yo yo, last time i was in jail i got stabra cadabra'd by this slibby next man. rass clat fassy gave me the AIDS.

[Dennis71]

i urban dictionaried my first name


Dennis:
1. the onomatopoeic sound effect of bouncing boobs
2. An extremely smart person who gets the job done better than anyone else. Name literally means "wild, crazy, strategic and smart". People never mess with this guy.

[Bradgulah]

No definitionfor mine, I'm the only Bradgulah on the planet. It's why I use this name for stuff it's actually original. A lot of my friends call me Big Bad Brad, but if I wanted that here or on another forum or something I would have to be Bigbadbrad3245838694.

[dirtyjerz]

"dirtyjerz has not been defined yet"

[PrettyPinkDonut]

Originally Posted by Sabbra Cadabra

not exact matches, but some weird ones:

inercourse with a stab wound lol wtf

[SunflowerSeeds]

1. sunflower seeds 49 up, 4 down

an eatable seed that tastes yummy
Those were some damn good sunflower seeds

[fuzzybeer]

Urbandictionary .. look for the texas hotfudge

[TardBucket]

TardBucket 7 up, 3 down
A term used for the most sutpid peope whos IQ is acttually lower than that of a bucket

[Dodoz]

Originally Posted by urban dictionary: Dodoz

dodoz isn't defined yet.

Originally Posted by urban dictionary: Dodo (1)

relating to the extinct and perpetually bungling dodo bird.
Used to describe someone without common sense and who always has the pathetic confused look on their face when a question is asked.
my god she's such a fucking dodo.

Originally Posted by urban dictionary: Dodo (2)

marijuana with extremely high levels of thc. Ie: Cronic, "the ****", oooooweee!
the backwood was rolled with "dodo."

Originally Posted by urban dictionary: Dodo (3)

high quality hydroponic marijuana that has ben rolled into a large joint.
fuck this shwag, let's smoke a dodo!

fml?

[lollercopter]

1. lollercopter

A non existant entity that comes when something is very funny, resulting in much "lol."

HERE COMES THE LOLLERCOPTER!
(insert laughter here)

[neXen]

Originally Posted by CellTechRage

Cell Tech
Derived from the African plant, "Cellerious Technecious", part of the Celery family. The 19th carbon atom has been modified making Cell Tech a nandrolone. Due to the sheer potency of this androgen it has been branded a class AA drug, meaning posession can lead to life imprisonment. Cell tech also has a very long active life. Cell Tech can lead to long term testicular atrophy and severe body mass increase in short periods of time.

Cell tech is not affected by aromatase or 5alpha-reductase, Cell tech is about 45times more more effective per milligram as testosterone esters, for best results and safety with Cell tech it should be administered intramuscularly. It is orally biovailable but this is not reccomended due to the effects it can have on major organs. This substance is hard to manufacture therefore making it very expansive and not very available. There are many labs that claim to sell it but very few produce the real drug.

Bodybuilder's often times, when asked about their alleged steroid use, claim to have only taken Cell-Tech. The reason for this, is Cell-Tech's reputation for quick production of large volumes of muscle-mass. Cell Tech is prohibited in almost all professional sports around the world and is notorious for its hazardous and potent effects. Most doctors advise against the use of Cell Tech and will report the use of Cell Tech to authorities if they hear any of their patients use it. Several organizations have been founded in order to stop...

lulz

well constructed for Urban Dictionary

[KennyK]

Procrasturbating
OCTOBER 16
1370 up, 145 down
Using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourself while pressing matters await.
I had a paper due today, but I spent all night procrasturbating, so **** that noise.

[RavenStorm]

ravenstorm isn't defined yet.

raven

The girl from Teen Titans who doesn't wear pants.
Anyone got some Raven hentai?



storm

A mutant with the ability to control weather.
The character was introduced as part of the "new" X-Men in Giant-Size X-Men #1 (May 1975), in a story written by Len Wein and illustrated by Dave Cockrum. Since her introduction, Storm has remained one of the mainstays of the various X-Men comic book series and has been depicted in movies and animated television shows.

Storm has always been depicted as a very spiritual person, and has always been depicted as a character who worships a deity she refers to as "Goddess." This is most frequently evident through her exclamations of "Goddess!" when she is startled.

She gets hurt all the time when she fights, too slow I guess.
-How many do you have?(tatoos)
- One for every sin, and some others.

(Storm) and (Night Crawler)

(she doesent say many funny things)

[Coondog773]

Coondog

Someone who spits on people while being drunk.


The art of smacking somebody in the balls totally off-guard.

[Azzurri]

the Italian soccer team, who can hold a soild defence and push forword when they see their opprotunities, the person who wrote about they whole thing about how evil italians are, hes probly 19 years old, lives with his mom, and is very proud of his polish ansestry, the italian team rocks and will keep rocking for ever

haha

[PowerPeanut]

power

A power is actually a clever combination of the words "poo" and "shower". Someone takes a power when they happen to poo and then shower without having to leave the bathroom.

peanut
Noun:
A cute person, used as a nickname to show affection
"oooh my lil brother is such a peanut.'
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cute baby adorable muffin cookie

To grab the length of a person's tie, yank it down, and push the knot up as far as you can. This results in the victim struggling to breathe, and also makes it very difficult to undo the knot as it has become so small (hence the word "peanut"). Done mostly by school kids as a prank on each other.
...and then he peanutted me, so I kicked him in the balls.
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peanut school prank suffocate tie


Someone that acts out of order, obnoxious, and does not have the knowledge of the outside world.

[dean.]

1. Dean

Used to describe someone really cool or high up on a social chain. These people are very powerful so must be respected.


and then this..


Dean 261 up, 109 down love it hate it

the most amazing person alive with a huge penis

[Helen Keller]

lol wat

1. Helen Keller 205 up, 118 down
One who unnecessarily wears sunglasses indoors, unlike Helen Keller, who actually had a good excuse.
Eddie is such a Helen Keller when he wears those sunglasses in class.
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noun idiot dummy estupido coche
by my white tees Jan 30, 2006 share this
2. Helen Keller 196 up, 181 down
Other then these stupid definitions here whatever they mean, Helen Kellen was a woman who was blind and deaf since she was nineteen months of age which could have started by some kind of Scarlett fever. Annie Sullivan was the teacher to brake through her isolation, like in the movie the miracle worker which is based on her true story. She campaigned for woman's suffrage,workers' rights, and socialism. Was born June 27 1880 and lived to June 1st 1986.


Helen Keller was a great historical person and she was really blind and deaf and achieved a lot through out her life.
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helen keller history biography learning not being stupid not being dumb blindness exists without just closing your eyes or being in the dark or being horny
by browngirlsdonttakebs Jan 22, 2009 share this
3. helen keller 85 up, 82 down
verb.
When you're looking for something without any idea where it is... to figure something out without conventional help.
We're lost. Want to stop and ask for directions? Nah, I'll just Helen Keller my way there.
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lost blind no help driving helen keler helen keller
by PepperdineLex Mar 22, 2007 share this

4. helen keller
When a guy and his wingman are doing a girl, one blows a load in her eye, and the other in her ear. The goal is twofold: to fill the ear canal with semen, and to hit her exposed eyeball with the respective cumshots. This effectively renders the girl both bind and deaf.
Bobby and I gave her the helen keller last week, and she still can't hear anything!
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cum semen load girl hellen keller
by manieman Oct 15, 2009 share this
5. Helen Keller 9 up, 10 down
This is a sexual act in which a male wakes up in the middle of the night to his sleeping partner and ejaculates and then finishes in his or her eyes and ears. Therefore hindering their partner deaf and blind the next morning.
"Hey Laurie the word around town is that Greg gave ya a helen Keller"

"Well I wasn't really sure who gave it. Didn't see him that good this morning"
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helen keller blind deaf funny
by Tappakeggaday Aug 19, 2009 share this
6. Helen Keller 1 up, 3 down
A Hellen Keller is when your girl is giving head, pull out at the last minute and pop a load in her eyes, then karate chop her in her windpipe.
I Helen Kellered my girl last night, thats why she's still choking, damn Helen Keller.
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blowjobs dirty sanchez dumptruck dirty pirate angry dragon oral sex
by Vaginal Secret Oct 2, 2009 share this
7. Helen Keller 260 up, 262 down
When you cum in both of a girls eyes and ram your cock down her throat so she has trouble speaking.
I felt like a miracle worker when I gave Sarah the Helen Keller.