Funny convos on Omegle

[pandaemon666]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey there
Stranger: i'm a malle
Stranger: *male heh
You: lol thats nice im a shemalle uh i mean female
You: do you like buttsecks?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

GO GO GO

[pandaemon666]

This one was rather weird to say the least

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: M/35/TORONTO
You: F/6/ALABAMA
Stranger: I WANNA **** YOU IM A PEDOPHYLE
Stranger: I LOVE KINDERGARDENERS
Stranger: BRING YOUR CRAYONS YOU LITTLE SLUT
You: I LOVE GARDENERS TOO THEY MAKE MY PLANT GROW
You: I PUT SEEDS IN MY VAGINA AND SHOOT THEM AT PENGUINIS
You: PENGUINIS
Stranger: OH YM GOD THATS AWESOME
You: HEY BUDDAY YEA
Stranger: I HAVE A DOG
Stranger: NAMED CHARLES
Stranger: HES A PITBULL
Stranger: AND A GIRLFRIEND
Stranger: NAMED SHEILA
You: WOW LOL I HAD A BULL ONCE HE RAPED MY CAT AND MADE BATS LOLOL
Stranger: WAS HE PURPLE LIKE MINE?
You: IS THERE ANY OTHER COLOR LOLOL
Stranger: RED
Stranger: YELLOW
Stranger: ORANGE
Stranger: YOU ****ING DUMBASS ITS CALLED WHITE LIGHT
You: OMFG MIND=BLOWN
You: I HAD THAT ONCE I THINK IT SPREADS THROUGH SEMINAL FLUID WHICH IS WHY MY BULL GOT IT
Stranger: WHITE LIGHT?
Stranger: YOURE NOT 6. SEMINAL FLUID DOES NOT EXIST IN YOUR WORLD OF CRAYONS AND TEN PIECE PUZZLES.
Stranger: LETS SIT INDIAN STYLE!!!!!!!
You: BUT IT DOES I PLAYED WITH IT IN THE SHOWER AND IT WAS BOOM PROTEIN EVERYWHERE
You: HELL YEA MAN IMMA SQUAT OVER AND SHOOT **** INTO SOMETHING SHAPED LIKE A KEYHOLE
Stranger: I THOUGHT YOU WERE A 6 YEAR OLD GIR.
Stranger: ****.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Jizmeister]

Originally Posted by pandaemon666

This one was rather weird to say the least

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: M/35/TORONTO
You: F/6/ALABAMA
Stranger: I WANNA **** YOU IM A PEDOPHYLE
Stranger: I LOVE KINDERGARDENERS
Stranger: BRING YOUR CRAYONS YOU LITTLE SLUT
You: I LOVE GARDENERS TOO THEY MAKE MY PLANT GROW
You: I PUT SEEDS IN MY VAGINA AND SHOOT THEM AT PENGUINIS
You: PENGUINIS
Stranger: OH YM GOD THATS AWESOME
You: HEY BUDDAY YEA
Stranger: I HAVE A DOG
Stranger: NAMED CHARLES
Stranger: HES A PITBULL
Stranger: AND A GIRLFRIEND
Stranger: NAMED SHEILA
You: WOW LOL I HAD A BULL ONCE HE RAPED MY CAT AND MADE BATS LOLOL
Stranger: WAS HE PURPLE LIKE MINE?
You: IS THERE ANY OTHER COLOR LOLOL
Stranger: RED
Stranger: YELLOW
Stranger: ORANGE
Stranger: YOU ****ING DUMBASS ITS CALLED WHITE LIGHT
You: OMFG MIND=BLOWN
You: I HAD THAT ONCE I THINK IT SPREADS THROUGH SEMINAL FLUID WHICH IS WHY MY BULL GOT IT
Stranger: WHITE LIGHT?
Stranger: YOURE NOT 6. SEMINAL FLUID DOES NOT EXIST IN YOUR WORLD OF CRAYONS AND TEN PIECE PUZZLES.
Stranger: LETS SIT INDIAN STYLE!!!!!!!
You: BUT IT DOES I PLAYED WITH IT IN THE SHOWER AND IT WAS BOOM PROTEIN EVERYWHERE
You: HELL YEA MAN IMMA SQUAT OVER AND SHOOT **** INTO SOMETHING SHAPED LIKE A KEYHOLE
Stranger: I THOUGHT YOU WERE A 6 YEAR OLD GIR.
Stranger: ****.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

The **** did I just read?

[khaniri]

serious, can we stop all this crap omegle threads, it wasnt funny the first time and it doesnt get funny every other time, theres like 1000 threads of this crap made daily... do you think yours will fail less than the last one??????