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Can I grow a cow from sirloins from the grocery store?
I was wondering, is it possible to grow a cow from sirloins from the grocery store or are they somehow dead and if so why?
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10-08-2009, 07:22 PM
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si. also, are you aware you can plant an egg from the grocery store, and grow a chicken?
mind=blown.
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10-08-2009, 07:22 PM
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Wow you're such an idiot, you can't grow an animal from a piece of meat... Go to the specialty meat store and ask for cow eggs.
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10-08-2009, 07:23 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Painburner
si. also, are you aware you can plant an egg from the grocery store, and grow a chicken?
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Sweet!!!
BRB...going to the grocery store so I can start a farm.
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10-08-2009, 07:23 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mephisto91
Wow you're such an idiot, you can't grow an animal from a piece of meat... Go to the specialty meat store and ask for cow eggs.
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this.
Seriously OP, how stupid can you be. Gotta start with the egg, not a piece of dead cow
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10-08-2009, 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Painburner
si. also, are you aware you can plant an egg from the grocery store, and grow a chicken?
mind=blown.
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Originally Posted by Mephisto91
Wow you're such an idiot, you can't grow an animal from a piece of meat... Go to the specialty meat store and ask for cow eggs.
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Well now I am 
Someone better tell me who is right before I get 
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10-08-2009, 07:24 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sharpshooterz98
this.
Seriously OP, how stupid can you be. Gotta start with the egg, not a piece of dead cow
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Cow Eggs 2
Sirloins 1
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10-08-2009, 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted by put5onyo
Well now I am
Someone better tell me who is right before I get |
Trust me, you need a f*cking cow egg. Everybody knows that.
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10-08-2009, 07:26 PM
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Actually, you can clone the cow. All you need is a battery, some aluminum foil, an egg (preferably from a woman, wait until someone you know has a period), and a womb. Basically you get some of the cow DNA (any part of the meat), put it in with the period fluids, connect the battery to the mixture with the tin foil, and then eject the resulting liquid into some girl. In a week or so you will have a newborn cow.
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10-08-2009, 07:26 PM
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but at what cost?
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10-08-2009, 07:27 PM
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It's actually possible if you have transgenic cloning down pat.(srs).
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10-08-2009, 07:28 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wrathofhan
Actually, you can clone the cow. All you need is a battery, some aluminum foil, an egg (preferably from a woman, wait until someone you know has a period), and a womb. Basically you get some of the cow DNA (any part of the meat), put it in with the period fluids, connect the battery to the mixture with the tin foil, and then eject the resulting liquid into some girl. In a week or so you will have a newborn cow.
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Well Sh!t.
Cow Eggs 2
Sirloins 1
Cloning 1
But who is phone?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BlitzKrag
but at what cost?
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Cow eggs are about $350 a dozen, not cheap unless you're planning on growing cows with them.
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10-08-2009, 07:29 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by put5onyo
Well Sh!t.
Cow Eggs 2
Sirloins 1
Cloning 1
But who is phone?
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Actually, the cow eggs is right. I am just providing you with an alternative if you already bought the steaks and you had a woman nearby.
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10-08-2009, 07:31 PM
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Quote:
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Actually, the cow eggs is right. I am just providing you with an alternative if you already bought the steaks and you had a woman nearby.
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So....
you're saying there's a chance?
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So....
you're saying there's a chance?
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Yes. But if you already bought the steak, it would be cheaper to try the cloning.
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well now that i think about it, i think the chicken came before the egg so.....plant a live cow, and you will grow cow eggs. sit on the cow eggs till they hatch, then profit?
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10-08-2009, 07:35 PM
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well now that i think about it, i think the chicken came before the egg so.....plant a live cow, and you will grow cow eggs. sit on the cow eggs till they hatch, then profit?
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I like this idea, but what do I do with the steaks?
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10-08-2009, 07:40 PM
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I like this idea, but what do I do with the steaks?
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ttt
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