We're bombing the moon at 4am tomorrow. (serious)

**IronCharles** · 10-08-2009, 03:32 PM

http://blogs.suntimes.com/shinyobjec...k_for_ice.html

NASA is smashing an Atlas V rocket into the moon tomorrow, to see how big a dust cloud they can raise.

Now, my feeling is that the Moon people have been very tolerant of our intrusion up until now. We've trespassed on their land, left mountains of garbage and debris behind, and even played golf on their course without paying green fees. But tomorrow, **** gets real! We will be bombing them, and they are likely to construe that as an act of war, at which time they will probably dust off their centuries - old particle weapon technology and vaporize the Earth.

It's been nice knowing y'all...... now I'm gonna party like it's 1999.......

**KimberleyRN** · 10-08-2009, 03:39 PM

I just wonder if this will affect the orbit of the moon, or the ocean tides???

I say do not mess with what God created, just for curiosity sake.

**dbx** · 10-08-2009, 03:41 PM

Just wait til' Ahmadinejad says we were really aiming for Iran!

**KimberleyRN** · 10-08-2009, 03:43 PM

Originally Posted by dbx

Just wait til' Ahmadinejad says we were really aiming for Iran!

Dang, you are on a roll today and I have to spread it around before repping you.

Someone rep Kevin for me.... PLEASE....

**IronCharles** · 10-08-2009, 03:53 PM

In all seriousness...... what happens when volcanoes erupt? What do some scientists say caused the extinction on the dinosaurs and the eradication of the worldwide jungle? Supposedly an asteroid or something hit the earth and created so much dust, that it blocked the sunlight and made everything go cold, and the plants died, and the dinosaurs froze and starved. "Ice Age", I think they called it. Took a few thousand years for the dust to settle, in our gravity.

Now these NASA bozos want to go make this huge dust cloud on the moon, with it's almost nonexistent atmosphere and minimal gravity, and guess what folks...... I predict that dust cloud will encircle the tiny moon and dim our nice night light for thousands of years. The surface of the moon is mostly reflective glass, and that's why it shines. Now it's gonna be all cloudy and dark.

Somebody's gonna have the world's biggest facepalm in a few days.....

**RonGoon** · 10-08-2009, 03:59 PM

my mom just called me to tell me about this.

i know those folks at NASA are some of the smartest sumbishes on earth...but wtf?

**immuno** · 10-08-2009, 04:28 PM

That man on the moon shouldn't have messed with us. Now he's phucked.

On a serious note... I also have reservations about screwing around with the moon..... Who knows what kind of whacked experiments might be thought of in the future?

**user94984100999** · 10-08-2009, 04:35 PM

this ought to be interesting

**runswithscissor** · 10-08-2009, 05:01 PM

The aliens warned us to stay off the moon, that is why we haven't been back there for so long. There are secret alien moon bases. I hope they don't hit one of them thar bases...it could start another war we can't afford.

They could have done studies for water when they "supposedly" landed there during the late 60's and early 70's so obviously it was all faked.

I'd type more, but I just found out I am out of Reynolds Wrap and I can't go to sleep without it because the CIA tries to control me in my dreams...

(LOL)...(or am I?) Of course I am. Talk about a giant waste of money.

**V-240** · 10-08-2009, 05:01 PM

I think they want to see if there was ever any water on the moon. So what's this, they're gonna dig a well?

**GuyJin** · 10-08-2009, 05:04 PM

Just for protection I'm wearing my "Pyramid Power" cap and holding on to my "O-memori" (Japanese good luck charm) for additional protection. Personally, I think the moon is just in the way of the stars and we'd have a much better view without it, don't you think?

Uh-oh, I sense a "Time Machine" (remake) moment coming.....

**runswithscissor** · 10-08-2009, 05:30 PM

Basically the moon is made of cheese...we thought so and went there and found out it wasn't and haven't been back since...

BEHOLD THE POWER OF CHEESE!

Seriously tho, here is a good link,

http://www.astrobio.net/index.php?op...detail&id=2507

we'd be f'd without it, and I still love to pull out my telescope and see the wonder in a small child's eyes when I explain the moon, and they look through it and then look up at it and then back in the telescope...

The moon was put there because without it, Stephen King could not have written 'The Stand'...

Laws Yes! M-O-O-N...that spells Smith Rack...

**dbx** · 10-08-2009, 05:39 PM

I smoked moon dust in the 70's. No, really.

I'm ready for whatever may happen after this man made disruption of our solar system.

**IR45N** · 10-08-2009, 06:24 PM

Didn't we leave a sign there forty years ago; "We came in peace for all mankind."?

Too bad it can't fall on say, a certain nuclear program.

**hochspeyer** · 10-08-2009, 06:26 PM

"We come for pieces of ice for all Mankind.

And world peace."

**cozener** · 10-08-2009, 06:43 PM

Originally Posted by dbx

I smoked moon dust in the 70's. No, really.

I'm ready for whatever may happen after this man made disruption of our solar system.

One word...zombies.

***STEVE*** · 10-08-2009, 07:25 PM

Originally Posted by KimberleyRN

Dang, you are on a roll today and I have to spread it around before repping you.

Someone rep Kevin for me.... PLEASE....

Done , anything for you sweetie

Originally Posted by cozener

One word...zombies.

This ^ x a million !!!

zombie reps for you cozener

**IronCharles** · 10-08-2009, 07:49 PM

Maybe NASA "forgot" to tell us about that 50 kiloton nuclear warhead in the tip of that Atlas V rocket. Perhaps they are more interested in digging up the subsurface of the moon to find out if there are any gold deposits!

Or maybe they have one of those "Genesis project" bombs from the Star Trek movie. It's going to force the moon into having vegetation, and a life supporting atmosphere. Then they will ship all illegal aliens and prison inmates to the moon to dig up the gold and plutonium reserves. And then the forced laborers will revolt and create their own sovereignty, kinda like the Australians did a while back. And we'll have a cool "War of the Worlds" type thing going on...... and............ and damn, I think I watched too many movies as a kid!

**Old-Time-Lifter** · 10-08-2009, 08:28 PM

I heard a rumor that it was actually a test of a bunker buster bomb........ personally I think that's bs.......... scientists should be able to learn a good deal about the make up of the moon underneath the first layer of dust by watching the plume from the explosion.

I find it a bit wierd, but it should be very informative.......

**FlexinMike** · 10-08-2009, 08:59 PM

Another waste of money.

**hochspeyer** · 10-08-2009, 10:34 PM

Couldn't the Prez just take Air Force 1 up there and politely ask the moon people if Kenya can open a Target in a crater with a view and host the 2020 Olympics up there....

... could someone please pass the aluminum foil?

**sluge** · 10-09-2009, 04:42 AM

I read this yesterday on the web. It is such a joke of how much money this Government is wasting. When will the Revolution start?

**user94984100999** · 10-09-2009, 04:49 AM

Originally Posted by FlexinMike

Another waste of money.

i totally agree!!why dont they use this money for something good,instead of blowing it

...ah thats our govt for ya

**dbx** · 10-09-2009, 05:09 AM

Originally Posted by FlexinMike

Another waste of money.

Yeah, but it's only like, $78 Million. Have you seen what's in the last stimulus bill? Seriously, it's better that NASA gets to do something with $78 million than for some senator getting it for a home state project to see if gay spotted red frogs really sleep with female frogs when there's a harvest moon. In the grand scheme of things, I ain't losing any sleep over the use if funds here.

**Stevelegh** · 10-09-2009, 06:13 AM

They're saying the explosion will visible from earth, assuming it's nightime and weather permitting of course. Anyone here gonna watch it?

**Old-Time-Lifter** · 10-09-2009, 06:21 AM

It's already over with I believe.

**JC480** · 10-09-2009, 07:04 AM

Originally Posted by Old-Time-Lifter

It's already over with I believe.

7:30 a.m. Press conference to report results at 10:00 a.m.

EDIT:
Odd. There are news reports of the dead waking up and walking near Pittsburgh.

**SP1966** · 10-09-2009, 07:33 AM

So NASA CAN hit the broad side of a barn!

Me, I am disappointed! I cannot believe our President, the recipient of the Nobel Peace Price has allowed such an act of aggression against the Moon, which to my knowledge had not attacked us first!

**bodyrokk** · 10-09-2009, 07:39 AM

You dont phuck with mother nature..or that dude on the moon!!!!

**bodyrokk** · 10-09-2009, 07:44 AM

Originally Posted by dbx

Yeah, but it's only like, $78 Million. Have you seen what's in the last stimulus bill? Seriously, it's better that NASA gets to do something with $78 million than for some senator getting it for a home state project to see if gay spotted red frogs really sleep with female frogs when there's a harvest moon. In the grand scheme of things, I ain't losing any sleep over the use if funds here.

u forgot for MINOs sake..(not that there is anything wrong with being gay red frog)..just saved ur arse!!!

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