How do I convince my parents to let me smoke cigars and do hookers?

Uninspired123 · 10-06-2009, 09:02 AM

im 13 but i'm reelly smrt for my age and i know kewl stuffs wen I see it. I want to play gta and custers revenge and smoke and drink and have hookers and play virtual jenna jameson, too but my parnts R stupid n stuff n say i am not old enuf to play these kewl games and do these kewl stuffs.

But they let me watch law & order and drive the lawnmorwer to so i think im old enof to vote and sleep with hookers and play gta because im so smrt.

so dos anybody know how 2 make my parents not be stupid n let me have fun? Jack thomson is stupid to & i think its dum that they think i am having learning prblemss becuse i play violent games. lame!