I go to this shady chinese massage parlor that's open 9am - 10pm with all these attrative young hot chinese ladies, and I got my first massage ever there a couple weeks ago. I think she enjoyed it, because my 15min massage lasted almost 25. being my first time, I was uncomfortable even asking if I was supose to take my shirt and shoes off. (she said whatever u want) but I left my pants on.
So I was wondering, how do you make the transition to ask for a "happy ending" without being offensive and never invited back?
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how do you ask for the "happy ending" ??
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when you undress that kinda gives the girls a insight into what you want. i.e if you keep your boxers on then they will think you dont want a tugjob.
and with regards to getting a boner, its a seedy massage parlour. most of these specialise in 'erotic massage', the **** they wear while doing it, its bound to happen to some people. its not as if its a high end sports massage establishment with a dude doing the males massages.Before you insult somebody, first walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you insult them, you are a mile away and you have their shoes.
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Before you insult somebody, first walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you insult them, you are a mile away and you have their shoes.
Myprotein 5% discount code - MP116644 - Not much off, but better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.
PS3 - Madden 11, F1 2010, COD: BO
360 - COD4: MW, COD: MW2
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10-05-2009, 07:54 AM #30
Done it probably 3, 4 thousand times.
Depends on the place. Usually you negotiate with the person escorting you to the girl. Sometimes more paranoid operations will point to your d1ck without speaking in case you've got a wire in your jeans or something and literally like make a blowjob face then with their fingers tell you how much it is.
It's pretty funny.
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