how do you ask for the "happy ending" ??

**EHSTennis** · 10-05-2009, 10:00 AM

Originally Posted by bigpoppaapp

LOL, they dont check your age.i could have done it when i was 15.

ffffuuuuuuuu seriously gonna go try this sometime.

brb yellow paging asian massage parlors.

**TardBucket** · 10-05-2009, 10:00 AM

I am amused that so many people here know about this stuff, I really didn't think this happened as often and as easy as everyone here makes it seem

**bigpoppaapp** · 10-05-2009, 10:00 AM

Originally Posted by DieBig

that would be statutory rape. Remember your buying a massage, anything else is simply a consensual act between adults.

those asian girls can statch rape me all they want.

**Lovetodream** · 10-05-2009, 10:00 AM

you left your pants on? wtf

just get naked, put a towel over your bits and relax

**EHSTennis** · 10-05-2009, 10:01 AM

Originally Posted by TardBucket

I am amused that so many people here know about this stuff, I really didn't think this happened as often and as easy as everyone here makes it seem

lol me too. god what have I been missing.

**bigpoppaapp** · 10-05-2009, 10:01 AM

Originally Posted by TardBucket

I am amused that so many people here know about this stuff, I really didn't think this happened as often and as easy as everyone here makes it seem

craigslist. choose random shady massage parlor. profit. i am 2 for 2. feels good man. except my wallet

**DieBig** · 10-05-2009, 10:02 AM

Originally Posted by bigpoppaapp

craigslist. choose random shady massage parlor. profit. i am 2 for 2. feels good man. except my wallet

lol go to the aspd website, they have a section for all major cities and a massage parlor subsection.

Don't use craigslist, police are all over it. When I was working LE thats how they got a majority of their prostitution charges.

**TardBucket** · 10-05-2009, 10:02 AM

Originally Posted by bigpoppaapp

craigslist. choose random shady massage parlor. profit. i am 2 for 2. feels good man. except my wallet

I know about whoring on craigslist but not so much that parlors give tug jobs as often as everyone makes it out to seem like

**bigpoppaapp** · 10-05-2009, 10:02 AM

one of the best parts about this massage parlor around me is, they first get u completely naked and wash completely. its like the greatest tease ever.

**Naughty_Roo** · 10-05-2009, 10:02 AM

Originally Posted by DieBig

lol go to the website I posted. www.aspd.net or go to craigslist or the backpage websites and check out the escorts/bodyrubs sections.

Anywhere from 50$ to 500$.

$500 for a ****ing massage??? I'd only pay $500 if Timea Majorova was giving me that massage and blowing my dick at the same time.

**bigpoppaapp** · 10-05-2009, 10:03 AM

Originally Posted by TardBucket

I know about whoring on craigslist but not so much that parlors give tug jobs as often as everyone makes it out to seem like

have u tried going to one?

**SolidSnake84** · 10-05-2009, 10:03 AM

do they just give handjobs or blowjobs too...id be skeptical about getting a BJ from a mouth that's likely been on hundreds of dongs...as long as she washes her hands from client to client i think ur OK, but with the mouth it is a lot easier to pass stds, amirite???

**sironous** · 10-05-2009, 10:03 AM

between threefitty, and over 9000!!

**TardBucket** · 10-05-2009, 10:04 AM

Do those of you who get the happy ending check for a bulge in the persons pants to make sure it isnt a trap?

**bottlez** · 10-05-2009, 10:04 AM

Originally Posted by TardBucket

Imagine how many dicks that hand has been on. Enjoy catching herpes from her hand.

and then imagine how many doors she's touched. how can you ever leave your house?!

**bigpoppaapp** · 10-05-2009, 10:05 AM

you also need to make sure its a shady kind of parlor, non of those chain massage places. when you walk in, you can get the sense of happy endings in the air. its all about risk taking. and thats whats so great about it.

**bigpoppaapp** · 10-05-2009, 10:06 AM

Originally Posted by TardBucket

Do those of you who get the happy ending check for a bulge in the persons pants to make sure it isnt a trap?

the girl got completely naked, and i fingered her snatch while she was riding me on top tugging me. so yea i checked

**TardBucket** · 10-05-2009, 10:06 AM

Originally Posted by bigpoppaapp

the girl got completely naked, and i fingered her snatch while she was riding me on top tugging me. so yea i checked

you need an std test stat

**DieBig** · 10-05-2009, 10:07 AM

Originally Posted by Naughty_Roo

$500 for a ****ing massage??? I'd only pay $500 if Timea Majorova was giving me that massage and blowing my dick at the same time.

Are you talking massage parlor or escorts?

For a massage parlor its a flat fee for the massage around 40-60$ This is what the house takes. Then theres the tip that goes to the woman.

For a HJ around 40
BJ around 60-100
Full service 100-200

Originally Posted by SolidSnake84

do they just give handjobs or blowjobs too...id be skeptical about getting a BJ from a mouth that's likely been on hundreds of dongs...as long as she washes her hands from client to client i think ur OK, but with the mouth it is a lot easier to pass stds, amirite???

It depends, some are level 1 (HJ), level 2 (BJ), level 3 (full service).

**OKPC** · 10-05-2009, 10:08 AM

Originally Posted by snooter511

i just grab all 3" and scream HEH-ROWWWWW

lmfao

**bigpoppaapp** · 10-05-2009, 10:09 AM

Originally Posted by TardBucket

you need an std test stat

lol cant live forever brah. with all these whores running around at bars banging guys left and right*cough* ex-girlfriend *cough* i think of it as the same sh*t.

**TardBucket** · 10-05-2009, 10:12 AM

Originally Posted by bigpoppaapp

lol cant live forever brah. with all these whores running around at bars banging guys left and right*cough* ex-girlfriend *cough* i think of it as the same sh*t.

I suspect you are aware of an STD you have. Just tell us what they are.

**sironous** · 10-05-2009, 10:12 AM

Originally Posted by bigpoppaapp

the girl got completely naked, and i fingered her snatch while she was riding me on top tugging me. so yea i checked

Ok the place I went into had no front desk.. just a couch and a table with mints on it, and a sheet to the back room with a bunch of private rooms behind. Not much of anything besides a water cooler and in the bathroom a shower (i didn't even know why) I gave her my credit card, and she ran it for $15, and she put it on the table and didn't let me sign it till the end.

Not sure if it's a chain or not, it was called like Happy Dragon massage or something. Have you ever been unsuccessful at these type of places bro?

**bigpoppaapp** · 10-05-2009, 10:13 AM

Originally Posted by TardBucket

I suspect you are aware of an STD you have. Just tell us what they are.

nah unaware. but will check one day. ive only banged 2 chicks in my life, and got 2 happy endings, so im guessing im still okay.

**CH4N8** · 10-05-2009, 10:14 AM

Originally Posted by TyroneisI

Done it probably 3, 4 thousand times.

Depends on the place. Usually you negotiate with the person escorting you to the girl. Sometimes more paranoid operations will point to your d1ck without speaking in case you've got a wire in your jeans or something and literally like make a blowjob face then with their fingers tell you how much it is.

It's pretty funny.

wasn't you red yesterday? just curious

**TardBucket** · 10-05-2009, 10:15 AM

Originally Posted by bigpoppaapp

nah unaware. but will check one day. ive only banged 2 chicks in my life, and got 2 happy endings, so im guessing im still okay.

How happy could the ending be when your crotch burns the next day

**DieBig** · 10-05-2009, 10:15 AM

Originally Posted by sironous

Ok the place I went into had no front desk.. just a couch and a table with mints on it, and a sheet to the back room with a bunch of private rooms behind. Not much of anything besides a water cooler and in the bathroom a shower (i didn't even know why) I gave her my credit card, and she ran it for $15, and she put it on the table and didn't let me sign it till the end.

Not sure if it's a chain or not, it was called like Happy Dragon massage or something. Have you ever been unsuccessful at these type of places bro?

Look for places with asian massage parlor in the name. The big one where I live is Hawaii asian massage parlor.

AMPS are typically full service. Legit places try and avoid that name to avoid the reputation that comes with it. Also you will usually be greeted by a "mamasan" older asian woman who runs the place.

**Suhoi** · 10-05-2009, 10:16 AM

I was about to create a new account and pretend to be the FBI in this thread but then I realized you can go to jail for impersonating them lol

**bigpoppaapp** · 10-05-2009, 10:17 AM

Originally Posted by sironous

Ok the place I went into had no front desk.. just a couch and a table with mints on it, and a sheet to the back room with a bunch of private rooms behind. Not much of anything besides a water cooler and in the bathroom a shower (i didn't even know why) I gave her my credit card, and she ran it for $15, and she put it on the table and didn't let me sign it till the end.

Not sure if it's a chain or not, it was called like Happy Dragon massage or something. Have you ever been unsuccessful at these type of places bro?

Sound pretty shady brah. the one place i went into was in an office building, with this smoking hot girl behind a counter. i felt like was sorta going to the doctors office. she also had bowl of candys. they told us to get naked put out clothes in locker and take shower if we wanted. was dissapoint when they didnt shower us. get directed into a room, mirrors completely surround me, she massages me for 5 minutes!!!! then askes what i want. gives me a detailed price list.50 for hj, 75 hj and naked, and like 150 for bj with condom but you supply condom. she gets naked and rides me boom protein everywhere, hot little spanish girl.

**JackTorrence** · 10-05-2009, 10:17 AM

The secret code now for a happy ending is when she walks in the room be completely naked standing on one leg and keep winking at her.

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