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10-05-2009, 07:54 AM #31why can't i fit more word
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10-05-2009, 07:55 AM #32[300 Spartan Crew]
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10-05-2009, 08:05 AM #33I feel so green
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ya... she told me to come back for an hour next time.... I did give her $5 on a $15 massage, dunno if thats why.
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10-05-2009, 08:08 AM #34Registered User
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I was talking to a guy I work with about this cuz apparently he has gotten one. He said he just went in and got naked. They massaged his whole back and his front and by this time i guess he was hard so the chick just pointed and asked if he wanted it. Sounds pretty simple to me. I guess youre supposed to tip them an extra 10 or something.
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10-05-2009, 08:12 AM #35
just pop a boner, then say "so what are we going to do about this?"
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10-05-2009, 08:24 AM #36Registered User
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I say ask if you can get naked. Get a massage while naked and I think she'll know what's up (your wiener).Originally Posted by sironous
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10-05-2009, 08:29 AM #37The Dark Lord
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good thread. Have tears in my eyes.
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10-05-2009, 08:45 AM #38Mr.Poop for short
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Should get that guy from the socially awkward thread to use his spy cam and go in and ask for happy endings and post results here
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10-05-2009, 08:53 AM #39(No Paul Blart)
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i usually pop a boner during the shower, and she gets the point why im there. during the massage she tells me to lay on my back and im like SCORREEE. im half masted at that point, she tells me how much i pay, boom protein everywhere. and brah they give the best HJ ever. I went to one parlor where it was so shady, i didnt have to do any of that ****. she knew right off the bat why i was there. bitch got naked and rode me. got damn i love massages
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10-05-2009, 08:54 AM #40Registered User
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10-05-2009, 08:54 AM #41(No Paul Blart)
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talking about this right now makes me wish i had the money to get a massage right now. best money ever spent IMO.
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10-05-2009, 09:01 AM #42Registered User
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i want a massage so bad right now
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10-05-2009, 09:17 AM #43Registered User
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Take off your pants!!! You take your pants off at normal massage places so it's fine to take your pants off at this type of establishment. You keeping your pants on was a clear sign to her that you weren't comfortable/looking for a 'happy' ending. Next time don't do it wrong.
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10-05-2009, 09:22 AM #44Registered User
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The massages in Thailand were amazing, never asked for a happy ending though. There you have the choice of massage in a more open place, or a private room for a few baht more.. I am going to go ahead and assume happy endings and then some happen in the private rooms.
$7-10 USD for a 60min thai massage FTW! if i lived there I'd probably get a massage every day of my life instead of starbucks coffee.
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10-05-2009, 09:26 AM #45Registered User
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you mean craigslist, rihgt?Originally Posted by skippy
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10-05-2009, 09:28 AM #46Registered User
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damn, thats what I call getting ur money's worth brotatoeOriginally Posted by brianphi
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10-05-2009, 09:30 AM #47nice toes man
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aahhh happy endings, gotta love them...
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10-05-2009, 09:31 AM #48
When they ask you to get comfortable and they leave the room get completely undressed, NOTHING on, and put the towel on.
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10-05-2009, 09:35 AM #4922 Year cut complete...
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how old do you have to be to go do this? 18? if so BRB spending my life savings on this sh!t.
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10-05-2009, 09:36 AM #50Registered User
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finish him
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10-05-2009, 09:39 AM #51(No Paul Blart)
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LOL, they dont check your age.i could have done it when i was 15.Originally Posted by EHSTennis
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10-05-2009, 09:41 AM #52that would be statutory rape. Remember your buying a massage, anything else is simply a consensual act between adults.Originally Posted by bigpoppaapp
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10-05-2009, 09:42 AM #53#1 Mod of All Time
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Imagine how many dicks that hand has been on. Enjoy catching herpes from her hand.
I have been practicing Internet for 11 years.
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10-05-2009, 09:45 AM #54Registered User
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I'm kind of glad the massage parlors here got shut down
A back rub alone is addicting...or hell, even the head massage the hair salons give are great....But a rub & tug from someone new any time you want? I really dont need to be blowing my money away thinking about the next time Im getting a massage rofl8-16-2011 - the day Thy_Kingdom said he would rep but didn't. never forget.
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10-05-2009, 09:47 AM #55Strawberry Fields
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massage, its a helluva drug
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10-05-2009, 09:50 AM #56former 6'2 130lber
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chubby from reading thread
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10-05-2009, 09:54 AM #57Registered User
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How much does it cost for massage+happy ending?
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10-05-2009, 09:55 AM #58former 6'2 130lber
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rofl strong questionOriginally Posted by BAD_COMPANY
might as well ask "how much does a car cost+stereos"
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10-05-2009, 09:57 AM #59I'm not that bright
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10-05-2009, 09:59 AM #60
lol go to the website I posted. www.aspd.net or go to craigslist or the backpage websites and check out the escorts/bodyrubs sections.
Anywhere from 50$ to 500$.
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