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    how do you ask for the "happy ending" ??

    I go to this shady chinese massage parlor that's open 9am - 10pm with all these attrative young hot chinese ladies, and I got my first massage ever there a couple weeks ago. I think she enjoyed it, because my 15min massage lasted almost 25. being my first time, I was uncomfortable even asking if I was supose to take my shirt and shoes off. (she said whatever u want) but I left my pants on.


    So I was wondering, how do you make the transition to ask for a "happy ending" without being offensive and never invited back?
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    Are you sure this place even offers happy endings?
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    Originally Posted by Steveio View Post
    Are you sure this place even offers happy endings?
    no, no idea, how would I know that? I'm the only one of my friends that has gone there so far.
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    Originally Posted by Steveio View Post
    Are you sure this place even offers happy endings?
    Diss^^^ usually there is a chick at the entrance you talk to before going to look at the girls, just ask her/him
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    That actually sounds so sweet, getting a massage then a handjob. I wish i was having that right now....


    Actually my friend's friend went to a rub n' tug in toronto and said some old chineese lady stopped the handjob half way through to answer the phone so he finished himself.
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    I dunno but I wanna get one before I die
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    dude, this place has hot as girls too, and I'm not really into that type even.

    It's hot, some 20 skinny hottie straddling you in capre's and a tank top... she was massaging my ass, and went to the very top of my theigh (like an inch away from my 2 friends)

    Is that normal in a full body massage ???
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    Originally Posted by lifeguard_man View Post
    That actually sounds so sweet, getting a massage then a handjob. I wish i was having that right now....


    Actually my friend's friend went to a rub n' tug in toronto and said some old chineese lady stopped the handjob half way through to answer the phone so he finished himself.

    lullzz. i would be asking for my money back
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    Usually in places that offer happy ending, they won't be shy about asking you if you want it....so i hear.
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    next time you go in, just get naked....

    pay for an hour...

    when massaging you'll get a boner, she'll ask you.
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    She usually asks. Simple as that. You go in, pick your girl, once you are in the privacy of your room, she will ask you.
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    Give her "the nod". She'll know whats going down.
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    haha thats ballsy to get a boner infront of her not knowing if it's that type of place or not...

    Has anyone actually tried these techniques, or are these just all best guesses?
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    Give her "the nod". She'll know whats going down.
    or the secret hand shake aka hand on penis
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    hmmmm, has anyone who's been to these places before gotten more than a handjob from these girls?
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    when you undress that kinda gives the girls a insight into what you want. i.e if you keep your boxers on then they will think you dont want a tugjob.

    and with regards to getting a boner, its a seedy massage parlour. most of these specialise in 'erotic massage', the **** they wear while doing it, its bound to happen to some people. its not as if its a high end sports massage establishment with a dude doing the males massages.
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    inb4 op gets thrown out of the massage parlor.
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    Originally Posted by H-Town-Matt View Post
    when you undress that kinda gives the girls a insight into what you want. i.e if you keep your boxers on then they will think you dont want a tugjob.

    and with regards to getting a boner, its a seedy massage parlour. most of these specialise in 'erotic massage', the **** they wear while doing it, its bound to happen to some people. its not as if its a high end sports massage establishment with a dude doing the males massages.
    Well.... it's on the main street in the hot nightlife part of town. (like 100 bars in a mile or two), so it's not like it's in a back ally or anything.

    So people just strip nakid for a full body massage? I didn't see a towel or anything
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    Originally Posted by sironous View Post
    Well.... it's on the main street in the hot nightlife part of town. (like 100 bars in a mile or two), so it's not like it's in a back ally or anything.

    So people just strip nakid for a full body massage? I didn't see a towel or anything
    parhaps next time they ask you to undress, just ask if they have a towel to cover yourself.
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    Originally Posted by sironous View Post
    I go to this shady chinese massage parlor that's open 9am - 10pm with all these attrative young hot chinese ladies, and I got my first massage ever there a couple weeks ago. I think she enjoyed it, because my 15min massage lasted almost 25. being my first time, I was uncomfortable even asking if I was supose to take my shirt and shoes off. (she said whatever u want) but I left my pants on.


    So I was wondering, how do you make the transition to ask for a "happy ending" without being offensive and never invited back?
    lol @ 15 minute massage. you gotta take the hour son.

    ask her if she takes tips while she's massaging you. They normally offer the options once you flip $40/$60/$80
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    Done it probably 3, 4 thousand times.


    Depends on the place. Usually you negotiate with the person escorting you to the girl. Sometimes more paranoid operations will point to your d1ck without speaking in case you've got a wire in your jeans or something and literally like make a blowjob face then with their fingers tell you how much it is.


    It's pretty funny.
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