Protein powder nauseatingly sweet, what in the hell do I do

[Insight]

I just bought some random protein powder that was on sale at GNC for $15 while waiting for my order of unflavored buybulk whey protein to get here (will probably get here the monday after next).

Turns out that it's the most disgusting pile of garbage I've ever eaten, and that's saying a lot for me. I can tolerate most things, but this is over the top. They added enough aspartame in one scoop of this to feed a whole country of ****ing diabetics. I can't say I'm looking forward to the daily battle of me and my gag reflex over this stuff.

So far I've mixed it with some very sour berry fruit juice I picked up from the store, two whole bananas, like a thousand strawberries, and I still can't really just is no way to get rid of the aspartame taste in this stuff.

Anyone have any bright ideas? Next time I figured maybe I'll go the route of adding something more like unsweetened cocoa baking powder (basically the dark chocolate version of nesquick) and oats and milk or something. Maybe a pinch of salt would even it out? Any ideas? I don't care how many carbs or anything it adds, I'll even it out with the rest of my diet, but I can't go on drinking this crap the way I have.

[Murr1525]

Yeah, maybe oats, peanut butter?

[chriswho]

more water?

[Sassy64]

Oats, oils, peanut butter, alot more liquid

[Blindead]

try putting in the sand from your vagina and seeing if that helps the flavor.

[stevenmilligan]

try putting in the sand from your vagina and seeing if that helps the flavor.

I lol'd. Hard.

[Adamnn]

try putting in the sand from your vagina and seeing if that helps the flavor.

Awesome lol.







What flavor protein is it?

[Insight]

Vagina sand did not improve taste. It's "ultimate nutrition protein isolate", vanilla cream flavor, and it sucks ****ing balls. I'm not sure what the ingredients are, but I'm pretty sure it's something like aspartame, sucralose, acesulfame potassium, more aspartame, some extra amino acid bull****, and finally protein. It is chalky as **** and does not mix at all, approaching something rather more the consistency of curds of vomit, which might be what ends up in my glass as I continue to live off of this **** for the rest of the week.

Actually, as I'm looking at the tub now, I see that it's actually WHEAT protein that I bought. Not whey protein. Skimming in the store I thought it said whey. No aspartame at all, but they make up for it with gallons of sucralose instead. Another minus. Either way, I give it two thumbs right the **** down for this product.

On the plus side, as long as I can deal with this for one week until my 10lbs unflavored cheapass bulk whey concentrate gets here, I'll be happy