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    You know you're a personal trainer when...

    This should be a fun thread. I've noticed I break down and think of everyday things differently since training.

    You know you're a personal train when you assess random people's posture.
    When having sex you think "damn she has good hamstring flexibility"
    When you are excited to go to your "job"
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    Originally Posted by Mr.ILL View Post
    This should be a fun thread. I've noticed I break down and think of everyday things differently since training.

    You know you're a personal train when you assess random people's posture.
    When having sex you think "damn she has good hamstring flexibility"
    When you are excited to go to your "job"
    Was actually thinking this a couple nights back
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    When u are attracted to your male clients and are confused about it?
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    When u are attracted to your male clients and are confused about it?
    You're on your own on that one buddy. lol.
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    You know how I know you're gay???

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    Originally Posted by Peanut_Butter View Post
    When u are attracted to your male clients and are confused about it?
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    Originally Posted by stames_wiltz View Post

    * Whenever somebody eats something they know they shouldn't in front of you, they try and justify it.
    hahahaha, all the time!
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    Originally Posted by flexapeal View Post
    When you start noticing how many fat people there really is on this planet.
    word.


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    Everybody in the free weight area is a personal trainer. They give everybody free advice
    advice freely given is normally bad advice.
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    You know you're a personal trainer when

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    lol, props, how u pull that off, selling materials u've made?
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    advice freely given is normally bad advice.
    * You have a file/folder on the computer with generic workouts for cheap family/friends/co-workers that ask, "Can I just have a workout to get me started?"

    * You actually want your co-workers to keep eating and gaining from the donuts and junk in the office - in a year they will be hiring you.
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    Originally Posted by BePrecise View Post
    * You have a file/folder on the computer with generic workouts for cheap family/friends/co-workers that ask, "Can I just have a workout to get me started?"

    * You actually want your co-workers to keep eating and gaining from the donuts and junk in the office - in a year they will be hiring you.
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    **when you trade in your car for a humvee that says "BLAHBLAHBLAHFITNESS.COM" Across the back window
    or this....

    <---- SEE LICENSE PLATE!
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