This should be a fun thread. I've noticed I break down and think of everyday things differently since training.
You know you're a personal train when you assess random people's posture.
When having sex you think "damn she has good hamstring flexibility"
When you are excited to go to your "job"
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09-30-2009, 09:05 PM #1
You know you're a personal trainer when...
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* When you see someone doing some exercise (daily) so horribly wrong like the guy that uses his whole body and swinging to do a 100lb barbell biceps curl. You want to say something so bad but instead look at the floor and shake your head.
* When you start to get a thing for girls in workout clothes.
* When you nearly have an IV line of Starbucks going into your veins. (when doing 6 or 8 sessions a day)
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HOMER: [holds Lisa's suitcase] Somebody's traveling light.
LISA: Meh. Maybe you're just getting stronger.
HOMER: Well, I have been eating more.
Squat:560-Raw 565-wraps
Bench:365-Raw
Deadlift:555-Raw
Front Squat-405x2(Raw) 465x1(Wraps)
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10-02-2009, 02:14 PM #21
*a 6am session is a late morning for you
* You've been told over 500 times you should be a shrink
* A day with only 2 cancellations is a good one.
* You know more about your clients kids then their father does
* You're available to meet up anytime between 1 and 4pm. Don't ask about mornings or evenings.
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10-04-2009, 11:41 AM #24
you feel like ur always grazing to get enough calories in or you're always wondering how ur gonna fit in that next meal.
you realize you're doing too much "outside of the gym" work for your clients that you should be getting paid for, but you did it anyways.barbell1.com - home of The Barbell1 Show - the only 5 day/wk Online Radio on building muscle
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10-04-2009, 01:53 PM #25
* You have a file/folder on the computer with generic workouts for cheap family/friends/co-workers that ask, "Can I just have a workout to get me started?"
* You actually want your co-workers to keep eating and gaining from the donuts and junk in the office - in a year they will be hiring you.TRUE PROTEIN DISCOUNT CODE: DND849
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