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09-28-2009, 11:14 PM
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Geno's Pastry Chef!!!!
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Help me get Geno to Bed
I can't sleep without him........ I have an exam tomorrow.... He wants to play without me................................................ .................................................. .................................................. ................................what should I do???????????????????????????????????????? Go sleep in then boat?????????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????
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09-28-2009, 11:19 PM
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?! I'm one unaware phucker...
Aware me?
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09-28-2009, 11:21 PM
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put him in a triangle choke for 5 minutes
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09-28-2009, 11:24 PM
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I LOVE to bake (srs)
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like... GENO geno?
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I found mah soulmate, he iz teh hawtness! :D
I watch football on a regular basis and understand it. I played rugby for a while(tight head), started the women's team at my Uni and now coach HS girls.Wish me luck! I'm starting a club from scratch YET AGAIN! lol
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09-28-2009, 11:27 PM
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im going to propose you join forces with bressaint above...and im sure you can both come up with a way to create a chemical reaction that causes sudden sleepiness in men (thank me later Geno!)
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09-28-2009, 11:28 PM
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Geno's Pastry Chef!!!!
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[QUOTE=breessaint35;390910551]like... GENO geno?[/QUO[/I]
I Love Geno.....I CAN'T SLEEP without him.............. just need the president's list
Love you guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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09-28-2009, 11:34 PM
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I'm right here beside the bed. Unfortunately here murderous ex-husband is back from the canadian provinces. He's sworn to kill her and her son and his sorry assed self. The last part I am all for.
Go to sleep honey. I can't ask you guys to stand watches because you have no real training with them. Well, maybe Tanya does but she is deathly ill. Now that will piss her (bamagirl) off.
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09-28-2009, 11:35 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by breessaint35
like... GENO geno?
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Oh please. How many of us are there?
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09-28-2009, 11:35 PM
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I LOVE to bake (srs)
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mind=blown
notsureifserious.jpg
Quote:
Originally Posted by Geno
Oh please. How many of us are there?
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just never seen her around... I was just VERY unaware sorry LOL
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I found mah soulmate, he iz teh hawtness! :D
I watch football on a regular basis and understand it. I played rugby for a while(tight head), started the women's team at my Uni and now coach HS girls.Wish me luck! I'm starting a club from scratch YET AGAIN! lol
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09-28-2009, 11:48 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SolidSnake84
im going to propose you join forces with bressaint above...and im sure you can both come up with a way to create a chemical reaction that causes sudden sleepiness in men (thank me later Geno!)
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No can do my most honorable man.
We still have bullet holes in the handrails of the porch and stoop from him. We've patched all the through holes in the house and replaced the doors because the doors stared to rot all to hell.
We have more than ten police reports outlining his nonsense. We have the one where I pounded his (50lb heavier and 4" taller) ass to a very fine jelly. Went something like this - spouting all kinds of ugliness at teh Geno working ourself up into a frenzy, attempted to strike him, he wiped the blow out of the way with two fingers. He struck bamagirl. That would do.
Geno reached for hm - he reached back. God I love this part - Geno pushed him a dozen meters away from bamagirl so silly nonsense lady won't get dinged, invited the crossover, hooked the left leg into a flying mare and tossed him. Way up he went. Brought down on his head because we had a hold of mr. dum. He didn't get his hands out in front like you would think even the village idiot would. So his face looked a lot like roadrash.
Landed Mr. dumb on his face and sat on his head. Started slowly and methodically punching him in his kidneys. Hook punches actually have some power if properly delivered. Kidney punches are great when you have the victim's head between your legs and you are sitting on his head.
About the time he started to pee on himself the police showed up. I was new in town so none of them had any idea who I was.
tbc - I gotta pee.
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09-28-2009, 11:55 PM
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Your mom...
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Are you guys drunk? Am I drunk? What the ****
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09-28-2009, 11:58 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HamMach1
Are you guys drunk? Am I drunk? What the ****
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I am sober, but dumber than usual (yes possible) sleep deprivation and poor blood circulation to the brain.
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09-29-2009, 12:07 AM
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huh?
So her ex-husband has threatened to kill her, your kid and then himself and he's out there somewhere?
Hire someone to kill him...sounds like you'd be doing everyone a favour.
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09-29-2009, 12:11 AM
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Geno's Pastry Chef!!!!
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Quote:
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Are you guys drunk? Am I drunk? What the ****
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I wish I was !!!! Party on Man!
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09-29-2009, 12:12 AM
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.Gif brah
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What the f*ck is going on?
Did I just get laid?
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09-29-2009, 12:12 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lughd
huh?
So her ex-husband has threatened to kill her, your kid and then himself and he's out there somewhere?
Hire someone to kill him...sounds like you'd be doing everyone a favour.
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I wish I could man. That would be unethical.
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09-29-2009, 12:13 AM
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The sargeant was on his way home from a long shift and saw me sitting on mr. abusive to women. Yeah, I actually was punching him as well. He calls it in (we're a half block from the police station) and pulls in to assess the situation. That would be about 14 more kidney punches. He pukes. I love it - that is indeed what I was looking for.
Unbeknownst to me - the chief of police arives about the same time the sargeant is exiting his car (can you say - we took our time lol?). The two of them approach my wife and ask what is going on. She says "well, Scott (that would be Burwell Ponder JR LOL) tried to hit Geno and hit me by accident. Geno grabbed him and pushed him way out in the parking lot and then threw him way up in the air and smashed his face down on the asphalt. Then he sat down on his head and started punching him. 40 kidney punches with no resistance - we are now pooping on ourselves. Chief says "so, this is self defense?", Bamagirl "Yep".
Sargeant "he doesn't seem to be doing very well". Bamagirl "nope". Chief "has he managed to hit Geno yet?". Bamagirl "nope - he just seems to be getting pounded". He tried to hit him and hit me a little. Chief "do you want to press charges?"
LOL. I finally saw cops and stopped. I wish I had not. They all knew and hated him.
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09-29-2009, 12:14 AM
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What the f*ck is going on?
Did I just get laid?
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You wish you did.... and to somebody as continental...........
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09-29-2009, 12:17 AM
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Geno's Pastry Chef!!!!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lughd
huh?
So her ex-husband has threatened to kill her, your kid and then himself and he's out there somewhere?
Hire someone to kill him...sounds like you'd be doing everyone a favour.
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I know somewhere I will regret this........... I wish I could!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Ask IceDragon sometime...she will tell you some horror stories too...
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09-29-2009, 12:21 AM
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Anyway. Geno spent a small fortune in lawyer fees and put himself out a bit to get two things. Complete custody to her - they shared custody before. Child support.
He bailed from the state shortly after he was ordered to pay child support. Bailed from the country a couple months after that. How do I know? I'm retired, not dead.
He's back.
Last we heard from him he was trying to choke out his new wife and her son shot him with fmj 9mm (can you say rabbit ammo?) through one kidney, the spleen esploded (normal), hole through a lung, bounced back and got the lung again.
I suppose he's healed. I just want a personal issue thing with him. He likes to sneak artound in the dark. He has no training (bless his heart) but he terrifies my women.
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09-29-2009, 12:21 AM
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Geno's Pastry Chef!!!!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by breessaint35
mind=blown
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just never seen her around... I was just VERY unaware sorry LOL
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IT Lives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
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09-29-2009, 12:22 AM
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Geno's Pastry Chef!!!!
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Anyway. Geno spent a small fortune in lawyer fees and put himself out a bit to get two things. Complete custody to her - they shared custody before. Child support.
He bailed from the state shortly after he was ordered to pay child support. Bailed from the country a couple months after that. How do I know? I'm retired, not dead.
He's back.
Last we heard from him he was trying to choke out his new wife and her son shot him with fmj 9mm (can you say rabbit ammo?) through one kidney, the spleen esploded (normal), hole through a lung, bounced back and got the lung again.
I suppose he's healed. I just want a personal issue thing with him. He likes to sneak artound in the dark. He has no training (bless his heart) but he terrifies my women.
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you are so sweet!!!! love you!!!!!!!!!!!
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09-29-2009, 12:22 AM
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Geno! Nice to see you again!
Bamagirl, nice to meet you!
Hope all is well
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why? why not?!
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09-29-2009, 12:24 AM
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Geno's Pastry Chef!!!!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lughd
huh?
So her ex-husband has threatened to kill her, your kid and then himself and he's out there somewhere?
Hire someone to kill him...sounds like you'd be doing everyone a favour.
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The world we be done a favor!
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09-29-2009, 12:24 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lughd
huh?
So her ex-husband has threatened to kill her, your kid and then himself and he's out there somewhere?
Hire someone to kill him...sounds like you'd be doing everyone a favour.
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Hire someone to do what? Please just be quiet.
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09-29-2009, 12:25 AM
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Geno's Pastry Chef!!!!
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Geno! Nice to see you again!
Bamagirl, nice to meet you!
Hope all is well
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nice to meet you too. I will soon have to cut my nails off. I can't type on the laptop.
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09-29-2009, 12:27 AM
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Geno's Pastry Chef!!!!
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Quote:
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Hire someone to do what? Please just be quiet.
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Be quite nothing. The whole US and their women would be better off!
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09-29-2009, 12:27 AM
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I suppose we are both standing watch.
Sweetheart - please go to bed. You do not do well with no sleep and you have an exam tomorrow. Please just let me do what I was born to do.
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09-29-2009, 12:37 AM
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.Gif brah
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Quote:
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You wish you did.... and to somebody as continental...........
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Are you hitting on me on a public forum, brah?
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09-29-2009, 01:05 AM
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MOAR...BECAUSE MOAR!!!
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This thread is full of:
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