Long story short, i've been using Janky's advice (threat starter on how to get girls), and i've been working on this dimepiece for a couple days. Well last night i slept over at her place, but she was pretty drunk, and i wasnt gonna take advantage of a girl i really liked...i wanted her to remember it and want to do it again. But in the morning when she was sober, i made some moves, and ended up getting an epic blowjob (yes, truly epic, i'll explain later), well 4-5 minutes into it, her mom opens up the door. i looked over and she opened it just enough to see her straddling me, doin work, an said "Oh" and walked out.
aight, now for details? I'm a Junior in College at a nice university in the Bay Area, Cali. She is also a Junior, from texas (both parents from Cuba...shes a latino dimpiece (pics at bottom - brunette). She started a foundation for poor children in Nicaragua at our school, so her mom was in town to help her with it. Free Champagne for everyone, free food, %20 of all sales go to the children. So mom and daughter drunk (no, mom not hot at all). I had just bought new pair of Rock&Republic's ($210), and a Ralph Lauren US Open polo ($100), and was feelin super fly in my 2001 BMW 330Ci Coupe (sorry if im sounding like a douche, just using Janky's advice and feeling confident about myself cuz it reflects on the girls and they'll go for you). i Valet parked, chilled at the event with her for awhile (I dont drink - stomach problems - Ulcerative Colitis - well, 3 times a yr to be exact), felt super fly, donated $100 to the cause, got a huge hug and pic taken for being so "generous". ok, anyways, after partying with her a bit, we went back to a friends place since her mom was at her apartment (*roommate was in vegas - 2 person apartment). but when that friends' boyfriend came over, my girl decided that we should go to her roommates room (opposite side of apartment) and sleep. mom was drunk off champagne too, so passed out hard.
Made out a bit, but didnt do any more (Broke up with gorgeous girlfriend of 4.5 Yrs about 6 months ago (pic at bottom also - blonde), not used to macking or 1 night stands, and aren't a fan of them anyways). but anyway, so i played it respectful and just made sure we went to sleep and nothing more happened. but in the morning (i set my alarm for 7:30am to get out before her mom woke up), she grabbed me and said "dont go yet, my mom wont be up until like 11am, shes drunk". so i layed back down, fell back asleep for like an hour and then i woke her up and started kissing her, which turned into another hour of kissing, and then i told myself "she's definitely sober now, and really into you, so go for it", so i proceeded to do work. after a bit of handy work on both sides, she turned on the Fan to muffle the noise, and got up and "locked" the door. she then started goin down on me, no covers, shirt quite askew, and proceeded to give me the most amazing blowjob i have ever receieved (and yes, had a girlfriend who gave pretty damn good head, especially after 3+ years of perfecting her skills on what i like). and after like 4 minutes of goin nuts, her mom peeks in a tiny bit, enough to see her straddling me and bobbing, then says "oh" and bounces. the girl stopped, laughed, freaked out a bit, and so i got up and cleaned up/put on clothes while she thought up a plan for me to get the hell out. haha. she called a friend who walked in, asked her mom a question in another room, while the girl and i ran out. haha the girl went and bought her mom flowers, i drove home, then am paying her back for the flowers. super awkward, but brought her closer IMHO cuz she would not stop texting me about how amazing i was, even though she was freaking out about what her mom thought (she broke up with d-bag boyfriend of 9 months 1 month earlier).
Summary:
-Workin on chick, lookin fly, donated $$ to her foundation
-Went out and partied with her - she drank more
-went back to to her place cuz mom passed out drunk.
-didnt do anything, too drunk to remember all prob, and just held her all night.
-woke up, proceeded to get BJ
-Got walked in on, mid BJ by her mom
-got blueballed, but kicking out roommate and bringing her to my pad tonight.
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09-26-2009, 05:34 PM #1Aspiring DJ/Producer
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Mom walked in on daughter giving me BJ
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), felt super fly, donated $100 to the cause, got a huge hug and pic taken for being so "generous". ok, anyways, after partying with her a bit, we went back to a friends place since her mom was at her apartment (*roommate was in vegas - 2 person apartment). but when that friends' boyfriend came over, my girl decided that we should go to her roommates room (opposite side of apartment) and sleep. mom was drunk off champagne too, so passed out hard. 
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