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09-26-2009, 01:54 PM
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New Man - Old Morals
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My job is so f-cking unbelievable, it pisses me off....
I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work.
Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.
Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
Cliffs
-READ IT!!
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09-26-2009, 01:55 PM
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Registered User
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09-26-2009, 01:56 PM
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Marry Christmas
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scooby doo!!!!
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09-26-2009, 01:56 PM
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Alpha Manlet
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R..
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09-26-2009, 01:56 PM
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Registered User
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Do you work at Applebees?
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09-26-2009, 01:56 PM
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Banned
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this is posted every week.
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09-26-2009, 01:57 PM
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Smegma Collector
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lol, repost but still funny.
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09-26-2009, 01:57 PM
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Registered User
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Location: Greenville, North Carolina, United States
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how many times is this gonna be posted?
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09-26-2009, 01:57 PM
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Registered User
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Fred is a such a dick.
(I think the blonde dude was Fred..)
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09-26-2009, 01:58 PM
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USMC DEP
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lol
use to live in Anchorage brah what up
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09-26-2009, 01:59 PM
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Registered User
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09-26-2009, 01:59 PM
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New Man - Old Morals
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Of course its a repost..
Its just posted for the lulz..
If you laugh, laugh.. if not.. shut the f-ck up.. no one really cares if you enjoyed the repost or not
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09-26-2009, 02:00 PM
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Alpha Manlet
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Reciprocity
Of course its a repost..
Its just posted for the lulz..
If you laugh, laugh.. if not.. shut the f-ck up.. no one really cares if you enjoyed the repost or not
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That's how the misc rolls brah.
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09-26-2009, 02:03 PM
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New Man - Old Morals
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FatWhiteKid
That's how the misc rolls brah.
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Maybe if you didn't brake the rules, my brother wouldnt have negged you...
Maybe I'll join him too...
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09-26-2009, 02:03 PM
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Sperrys and Polos
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Thats the first time ive read it. I loled
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09-26-2009, 02:05 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Reciprocity
Of course its a repost..
Its just posted for the lulz..
If you laugh, laugh.. if not.. shut the f-ck up.. no one really cares if you enjoyed the repost or not
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09-26-2009, 02:10 PM
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Registered User
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Velma is hot...
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09-26-2009, 02:12 PM
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cut like crack
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how mad are u that the AAS section is gone
u raging brah?
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09-26-2009, 02:14 PM
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New Man - Old Morals
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09-26-2009, 02:15 PM
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The OG of Hope
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strong rep:repost ratio
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upload music, videos etc.
post them for people to download
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profit (srs)
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09-26-2009, 02:15 PM
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New Man - Old Morals
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bigmane123
how mad are u that the AAS section is gone
u raging brah?
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I couldn't give a **** less..
I have A-A to handle
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09-26-2009, 02:17 PM
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Norwegian Viking
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never seen it before
it was meh
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09-26-2009, 02:20 PM
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cut like crack
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Reciprocity
I couldn't give a **** less..
I have A-A to handle
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what seperates AA from all the other anabolic forums on the net? how many members
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09-26-2009, 02:22 PM
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Get PUMPED or die trying
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bigmane123
what seperates AA from all the other anabolic forums on the net? how many members
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Approaching 1000, brah. if you are interested why not sign up? Strength777 runs it and runs it well.
@recip: cool story bro!
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scooby doo!!!!
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