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Originally Posted by pats55583
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I'm kind of blunt.
I'm also not skinny.
I don't like the BBW term.
Because I'm fat.
I'm big. And I have boobs. And hips. And no butt, haha.
If I were skinny, I would be the biggest BITTCHH you could ever imagine.
I am a fcking gorgeous chick and if the body was right, I would crash cars.
Not only would I be freaking hot, I'm also smart, well rounded, and independent.
Anyways.
I will lose weight when I get a GREAT guy (so I can improve myself for him) and when I can afford a boob job.
I will lose my tits if I lose weight and I can't afford it right now.
(I love the song Big Girl You Are Beautiful, by Mika. It's cute)
If you don't like me, that's fine.
If you do.. that's great. Let's go out and party.
La la la.
I think I'm pretty fun. I like to laugh.
I don't judge. Who would I be to judge you anyways?
Peak my interest and I'll reply to you. If you sent me a message and I didn't reply.. send another one with some jazz and I'll reply.
Some NO NOS
~ Please don't be a criminal.. I don't care about pety stuff.. I don't judge.. but if you killed someone uhm. Move on to the next!
~ Closed minded. If you're homophobic and only want to have missionary sex because you think freaky stuff is nasty.. I am NOT your girl!
~ Submissive men. I am a girl. I want a dominate guy. I don't want to wear latex cat outfits and whip you and go at you with a strap on. Please. For the love of god NOOOOOOOOOOO
^^ That is all.
I'm the type of girl who wants to rub my mans back everyday after work and when he's going to sleep. I want to cook him dinner every night and be a good little house wife.
I like to touch people. Even if it's just sitting across the table from you at dinner, our knees have to touch; something.
My god do I have a sense of humor, haha.
I'm learning not to take life so seriously.
What do I want to be when I grow up?
Everything I possibly can.
A teacher, a mentor, a writer, a piercer, an artist, a comedian, a nurse, a doctor, a surgeon... the list goes on and on. I don't want to be in politics. Yuck.
I am a super sexual being.
I may have a horny disease.. I am affected by it 24/7.
I work as a child care provider and an EMT.
So. Kids are awesome. I don't want any right now.
I believe anal is the marriage hole.
I am terrible about women's rights.
Shut up and get in the kitchen.
I joke about the worst things.
But I'm still a lady.
I hate Mexican Food.
I am the pickiest eater you will EVER experience.
Mainly because I really hate food.
I have terrible old fashioned wishes.
Like.. women should be catering to men.
And not wearings pants.
And being naked a lot.
(Just because I'm fat doesn't mean I don't like the way I look naked.)
I think bjs should be an olympic sport.
I would take the gold. Just ask the man who won't be getting anymore now.
I get this question a lot...
What do you look for in a guy
- Good sense of humor
- Open minded
- Highly Sexual
- Compromise-able
- Family Oriented
- A guy who has goals in life
- A guy who won't judge, either
- Someone with bawlz who will stick up for me if needed. If we're getting mugged, don't run like a girl and leave me to be beaten. Or if your mom calls me names (which she won't.. because I am a great girl to bring home
) you will defend me, haha.
- A guy who can adapt to different surroundings
- A guy who can make compromises
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