How to deal with girlfriend's bitch ass mom?

[yankeekd25]

I went over there the other day to sleep over. I know it's her house so I do nothing but try to be respectful. We were eating dinner and she starts insulting me and my mom out of nowhere (my mom is kind of strict over certain things at times). She also said how I'm always acting suspicious and like I have a hidden agenda or some ****. They are pretty wealthy and she's always been incinuating that I'm using her for money. Now she's trying to make excuses that they were just jokes and that I was the rude one.

Instead of answering back I kept my mouth shut. I was ready to speak my mind, but I thought better of it and just sat there because I was a guest in her house. Now, two days later, my girlfriend's mom accusing ME of being rude because I just sat there and I also didn't say thank you for dinner or whatever.

Her mom is a total bitch. She's rude, has no manners, and thinks she can say whatever the hell she wants, not just to me, but to anyone she wants. I'm the bad guy though because I kept quiet.

[ShangTsung]

If you ever breakup with the gf, be sure to tell that broad to get the sand out her vagina.

[kdfo]

I know how you feel. It seems like girls pick up a LOT of the attitudes and habits of their mother. You might not have seen that side of your girlfriend yet, but watch out for it. I'm not saying it happens 100% of the time, but I have dealt with a bitchy mother before and that girl starting doing the same sort of stuff after a few months.

[Pancito]

Just keep banging her daughter, that is all you have to do, Nothing will piss MOM more then that.

[WizardGlick]

Posted by Pancito
Just keep banging her daughter, that is all you have to do, Nothing will piss MOM more then that.

This^


Had the same **** with my mother in law. She's just trying to find a way to convince her daughter not to be with you.

[suture]

bang the mom

[WRXbrah]

Take your aggression out by porking the daughter harder. Better yet PIIHB.

[ZenBowman]

LOL my gfs mom sends me more gifts than her own daughter. Sucks to be you bro.

[Gr8Ape]

Take pictures of you cumming on their daughters face and show them

[Kicker25]

If she's adventurous in the sack, make sure you take a couple pics, or a video. If you guys split up, nothin will piss Momma off faster than seeing firsthand that her daughter is a slut!

[InPhase]

Blow a load on whatever check her mum kisses her on.

Then everytime she does it you can laugh to yourself.

[FatScottishGuy]

sportsman's double?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...n%27s%20double

[yankeekd25]

sportsman's double?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...n%27s%20double

**** nahhh. Her mom is nastayyyyyy.

What gets me pissed the **** off is how I was called rude for saying nothing in response and keeping my mouth shut.

Everytime I come over she does the same bull**** and now it's at the point of me not even wanting to go over anymore. I met my girlfriend somewhere today and we spent the day away from her house. She asked me to come over and I told her that I didn't want to because her mom needs to stop being such a rude bitch. She said she talked to her yesterday but I believe she was full of ****. Now she's pissed that I said no....

Her mom is always home, she doesn't work, and she thinks she can say w/e the **** she wants and it's getting old. She's always been like this but I came over anyway and put up with her **** to be with my gf obviously. Now I'm just ****ing sick of it and I'm not going over there for a little.

inb4 comments of me not getting laid anymore. That's not even an issue.

[yankeekd25]

PIITB her mom. handle the situation like an alpha.

also, post pics of said mom.

Her mom is a pretty ugly 40 year old, kinda chubby Romanian woman (no racist) who reminds me of a truck driver. The apple falls farrrrrrrrrr from the tree I promise you this misc.

[ShangTsung]

how's the dad? if the wife is being a bitch, its safe to say the phaggot isn't doing his job. has he tried hitting her?

[SirTerrythe3rd]

i'm dealing with the same. Just be civil, and polite. Minimize contact. I'm dealing with the same. My GF's mom isnt too fond of me, nor I of her. I decided earlier that I was going to try to spend Thanksgiving with her family, and help momma cook. I'm nervous as hell though. Dunno if she's gunna say something to tick me off, or vice versa. I figured I could try and do it for my girl though.

[yankeekd25]

how's the dad? if the wife is being a bitch, its safe to say the phaggot isn't doing his job. has he tried hitting her?

He's very weak, and he stays out of the way. Whenever I'm over, he's always in another room playing poker online for hours. At the rare times he does come out, she gets on him for essentially no reason. She's just bitchy and bossy and straight up rude.

[KMac636]

When she does that just laugh it off, make a joke out of it. If she says something like your being suspicious say its because your hiding all you cocaine in their basement or something along those lines. If she is just a b*tch then speak your mind hell maybe she'l respect you more after

[ghost515]

I went over there the other day to sleep over. I know it's her house so I do nothing but try to be respectful. We were eating dinner and she starts insulting me and my mom out of nowhere (my mom is kind of strict over certain things at times). She also said how I'm always acting suspicious and like I have a hidden agenda or some ****. They are pretty wealthy and she's always been incinuating that I'm using her for money. Now she's trying to make excuses that they were just jokes and that I was the rude one.

Instead of answering back I kept my mouth shut. I was ready to speak my mind, but I thought better of it and just sat there because I was a guest in her house. Now, two days later, my girlfriend's mom accusing ME of being rude because I just sat there and I also didn't say thank you for dinner or whatever.

Her mom is a total bitch. She's rude, has no manners, and thinks she can say whatever the hell she wants, not just to me, but to anyone she wants. I'm the bad guy though because I kept quiet.

bro u should of slap dat lady wtf if u didnt do **** u should of stand up n walked away n told ur lady dat u cant deal wit a lady diz ****in crazy good byy bet u eny money ur gurl would of felt bad n talked **** to her mom

[Productivity]

run serious. just got out of a relationship like this, it does NOT get better.

[MuthaFuckinJane]

Dude, she probably talks all that **** to everybody cuz no one has yet to say sheeiit back, if your girlfreind likes you enough, she should be understandable about you just goin off on her, next time she's rude, tell her, say "you know what, **** this ****! Your cooking is horrible, you don't work you lazy slut, your livin off your husband, nobody likes you! And no what!? (At this point your standing up) I'm bangin your daughter! Let's go babe", and if it works out like it should, your girlfreind will follow you as you walk out the door, don't even wait for a responce, don't look back either

[EastSideBoxer]

I went over there the other day to sleep over. I know it's her house so I do nothing but try to be respectful. We were eating dinner and she starts insulting me and my mom out of nowhere (my mom is kind of strict over certain things at times). She also said how I'm always acting suspicious and like I have a hidden agenda or some ****. They are pretty wealthy and she's always been incinuating that I'm using her for money. Now she's trying to make excuses that they were just jokes and that I was the rude one.

Instead of answering back I kept my mouth shut. I was ready to speak my mind, but I thought better of it and just sat there because I was a guest in her house. Now, two days later, my girlfriend's mom accusing ME of being rude because I just sat there and I also didn't say thank you for dinner or whatever.

Her mom is a total bitch. She's rude, has no manners, and thinks she can say whatever the hell she wants, not just to me, but to anyone she wants. I'm the bad guy though because I kept quiet.

That's stupid OP, I would tell your girlfriend to ask her mom why she's bothering you and see if she can get her to stop

[poolshark472]

2009 thread idiots

[MakeitNasty]

Have sex with your GF on the mom's bed