10 reasons why girls won't date fat guys

[Testament125]

http://www.sunandsin.com/articles/17...man/Page1.html

I bet some may oppose my opinion on this, but I hope that there are girls out there who are not hypocrites to admit that all things being equal, they would rather choose the athletic type over the big fat guy. I?m slender, but not the Nicole Richie anorexic type, and never in my wildest dream will I date a fat man. Here?s why:

1. If I am with a fat man, I may be tempted to eat like him

If I am with a fat guy and he?s the type who eats every chance he gets, what am I suppose to do? Watch him eat? That?s so pathetic. I mean, I may be tempted to join him especially if he?s munching on my favorite desert and that would really ruin my diet. I would rather be with a health buff who knows how to watch his calories.

2. I can?t imagine having sex with a fat dude!

A fat dude naked in front of me? Sorry, if it?s cold and heartless of me, but it?s not a nice sight. Plus what positions can we do with his fat ass? I?m the type of girl who?d rather keep the lights on to see the masculine aura of my guy. A muscle is hot, fat is not!

Actually there are a lot of things I would like to point out in this section. A fat guy would easily be out of breath. I wonder if he has the energy to keep up with me. Athletic guys have the stamina when it comes to intimacy in between the sheets but a fat man will doze to sleep, snoring loud after the first round. That?s actually based on experience and some common sense. Come on ladies, agree with me.

3. Being fat may possible be a reflection of his inner mess

Okay, not-the-typical-me, but let?s get intellectual here. In a psychological point of view, some people tend to overeat as a way to divert themselves from their frustrations. They turn to compulsive over-eating which makes them obese. They don?t overeat just because the food is sumptuous but there?s something deeper than that. Honestly, I don?t want to date a guy who has a lot of psychological troubles.

4. The physical attribute of a person shows how disciplined he is

Again, intellectually speaking (duh!), an obese body is just a reflection of their lack of self-control. We all can look trim and sexy if we want to and the crucial part is, if we exert effort. But what do these so-called-big guys do? They choose to eat and be a loser. Okay you may have naturally good-looking genes, so why let it go to waste? Hit the gym before you ask me out!

5. I don?t want to be asked this question: "What did you see in that fat bf of yours?"

To some extent we all consider the looks, right? I?m not a fat loser, I?m gorgeous and I can prove that. If I date a fat guy, I would expect that I would be bombarded with a lot of questions why I am dating him. The last thing I want is to defend my choice to every individual out there. So I see to it, that I am proud of my taste when it comes to guys. Please, don?t be a plastic, I know you?d be more proud if the guy towering beside you have six-pack abs than a flabby stomach.

6. I don?t want to get attention for the wrong uncool reasons

This may be related to the reason I just stated above. A big fat guy is so "visible" wherever we go. Those very honest kids at the groceries may be pointing at us asking their mom?s why he is such a fat guy. Well, you know, kids ask a lot of why?s. If you are at a party, an athletic guy is a hotter accessory than a fat guy. I may look classy and sophisticated, but it may ruin my chances of being the star of the night because of my preference.

7. Because it?s a small world

If he?s too big, he may take up all the space in bed. I may not even feel comfortable with him in the car (just in case we have a small one). We may not fit together if we enter the door at the same time. The shower may feel too crowded, considering that it?s just the two of us. I told you, it?s a small world (lol).

8. In case of emergency, a fat guy can?t run fast

Well, I am just trying to be hilarious but it?s true. What I would really like to emphasize here is that, I am the outdoor type who digs fun activities and sports.

Since he?s fat, I think it?s reasonable for me to assume that he?d rather watch it than engage in the real action. How can I convince him to go hiking, swimming, or skiing with me when he?s a certified couch potato? Maybe I won?t really invite him, he won?t look good in those fitted sportswear anyway. What an eyesore!

9. His fart may really stink!

I know what I said is gross, so I?ll keep it sweet and short. He?s fat, eats anything he fancies and does not even exercise. So what do you expect? A really stinky fart will destroy the romance when he accidentally release the gas in the bedroom. It?s not even funny!

10. Last but not the least, because I am shallow (I bet that?s what you?re thinking)

I am not afraid to admit to myself and to people here that I care about what the society thinks about me. Again, all things being equal (except for the weight, of course), would you choose a fat guy over an athletic guy? Don?t get me wrong, I do have a big heart. Maybe if he really loves me, he?d go to the gym and remove his excess baggage. I guess a better reason for him to do this is if he really loves himself. Enough said.

[deafbrah]

protein fart from jacked guys, remember.

[D10N1S10]

protein fart from jacked guys, remember.

This, my entire room permanently smells of fart from protien (dead serious), gf and everyone else who comes in is like wtf. Even if i open the windows n shiz its still fkd.

[chitown_rydah]

only 2 of those were valid reasons.

[youm0nt]

Lol @ first reason

[Kamaitachi]

protein fart from jacked guys, remember.

That's the first thing I thought. I absolutely LOVE to walk around the mall and then rip one near to people I don't like in the first sight.
Makes me feel like an ugly-people-judge kind of.

[deafbrah]

This, my entire room permanently smells of fart from protien (dead serious), gf and everyone else who comes in is like wtf. Even if i open the windows n shiz its still fkd.

indeed, my protein fart are alway at death level. everyone run out of the house to inhale the fresh air. dead srs lulz

[jaykilla]

i eat more than most of my fatter friends...so thats failed there..

[Mike1991]

didnt read, but I know a ton of hot chicks with fat guys (srs)

[RippinLBs]

Old article is old.

[KingOfChaos]

Tried to comment, but the comments are screened. Obviously this dumb bitch has been flamed before.

[Testament125]

only 2 of those were valid reasons.

2 and 4 right?

[red.tomato]

wow... this girl is annoying.

[deafbrah]

Tried to comment, but the comments are screened. Obviously this dumb bitch has been flamed before.

what's up brah!!

[beyondbasic]

only 2 of those were valid reasons.

agree

[nickk]

If I was dating this b!tch, I would rip huge protein farts in her face while she slept.

[KingOfChaos]

2 and 4 right?

4 is bull**** spouted by *******s who've never had a weight problem before in their life. Sure, I could be ripped..if I ate once a day, but **** that...I like muscle more than bone and strength more than aesthetics. Issue being that people who've never been fat need to STFU and mind their own business.


Edit: Especially you ****ing ecto bastards who can eat three large pizzas in one sitting and somehow lose weight.

[VTheKing]

Bitch never smelt a protein fart.

[Mj23foreva]

lol wow...I've never wanted to Falcon Punch someone so bad before

[VTheKing]

lol wow...I've never wanted to Falcon Punch someone so bad before

Damn, that must've hurt.

[LayDownTheLaw]

LOL not surprised at all by this thread

for once, a woman is being honest with herself. We all know she would easily pick the 6'0' 200 lb 8% BF guy in a heartbeat over the jolly fat guy but a woman finally has the courage to put it out on the open

[LayDownTheLaw]

4 is bull**** spouted by *******s who've never had a weight problem before in their life. Sure, I could be ripped..if I ate once a day, but **** that...I like muscle more than bone and strength more than aesthetics. Issue being that people who've never been fat need to STFU and mind their own business.

it's not that hard to be lean

I was a complete fat ass my whole life and have a horrible metabolism... I still have about 11/12% Body fat with fantastic aesthetics

you're just making excuses for your horrid overeating. Even if I eat crap and work out normally, I'm still 15-18% Body fat (IE acceptable), there is no excuse to be above that

[KingOfChaos]

LOL not surprised at all by this thread

for once, a woman is being honest with herself. We all know she would easily pick the 6'0' 200 lb 8% BF guy in a heartbeat over the jolly fat guy but a woman finally has the courage to put it out on the open

Wow, you post a **** thread and now you're white knighting this shallow bitch. I think you're wanting to be a nice red color.

EDIT: and I can guarantee I eat less calories than you do daily and work out probably twice as much. So let's not get into that bull****.

[Mj23foreva]

it's not that hard to be lean

I was a complete fat ass my whole life and have a horrible metabolism... I still have about 11/12% Body fat with fantastic aesthetics

you're just making excuses for your horrid overeating. Even if I eat crap and work out normally, I'm still 15-18% Body fat (IE acceptable), there is no excuse to be above that

Elaine Jacelle??? Is that you????

[TheIslander]

This is why b!tches are stupid. Her whole list is filled with unnecessary reasons. If I had to list down why I wouldn't date a fat chick, it would only take one reason.

1.) Because the sight of her wouldn't fill my penis with blood.

That's it. B!tches alway gotta make things complicated.

[Mj23foreva]

This is why b!tches are stupid. Her whole list is filled with unnecessary reasons. If I had to list down why I wouldn't date a fat chick, it would only take one reason.

1.) Because the sight of her wouldn't fill my penis with blood.

That's it. B!tches alway gotta make things complicated.

lol you speak truth

[KingOfChaos]

This is why b!tches are stupid. Her whole list is filled with unnecessary reasons. If I had to list down why I wouldn't date a fat chick, it would only take one reason.

1.) Because the sight of her wouldn't fill my penis with blood.

That's it. B!tches alway gotta make things complicated.

Throw in a lot of booze and I bet even that reason goes away. lol

[binsky]

ive been with my girl for three years, i consider her hot and we were dating when i was alot bigger (310) even then, she could out eat me and her farts smell worse (shes 5'7 135 ish) so this bish who wrote this article dont know ****.

[LayDownTheLaw]

Wow, you post a **** thread and now you're white knighting this shallow bitch. I think you're wanting to be a nice red color.

EDIT: and I can guarantee I eat less calories than you do daily and work out probably twice as much. So let's not get into that bull****.

white knighting is defending a woman in hopes of getting e-puss

how is there a chance of e-puss here? I just completely agree with everything she said, I have no other motives


and lol at you eating less calories than me. I eat completely perfect 1400 - 1600 calories a day when I wanna get down to 8% BF. Brah I was 260+ lbs as a little kid

there's nobody on the face of the earth who does not have a major disorder who eats less than that and is 20% Body fat. I recommend you measure your calories cause you are likely eating at least 3000+ and probably at least 3500+

[Blackheart]

Honestly... i think we need feedback from some of the females in the misc...