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09-05-2009, 08:47 PM
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struggling with diet
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Subject: DO YOU HAVE A VAGINA???
Now this is a question you do not get too often...
A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to
the door and opens the door to see a man standing there.
He asks the lady 'Do you have a vagina?'
She slams the door in disgust...
The next morning she hears a knock at the door, it is the same man, and he
asks the same question of the woman 'Do you have a vagina'.
She slams the door again.
Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has
happened for the last two days.
The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice 'Honey I am
taking tomorrow off to be home just in case his guy shows up again'.
The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both run for the door.
The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice 'Honey, I'm going to
hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer
yes to the question because I want to see where he is going with it'.
She nods yes to her husband and opens the door. Sure enough the same
fellow is standing there and asks the same question. Do you have a vagina'....
'Yes' she says......
The man replies....... ?Good, would you mind telling your husband to leave
my wife's alone and start using yours'?
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09-05-2009, 08:53 PM
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King of Kings
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Lmfao
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09-05-2009, 09:42 PM
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lifting dangerously
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no but my boss does...and he somehow gets sand in it a lot.
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09-05-2009, 09:57 PM
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*THE IRON MAIDEN*
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lololol
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09-05-2009, 10:08 PM
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Registered User
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Location: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States
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Didn't see that one coming. Original and funny. Well done.
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09-05-2009, 10:11 PM
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Be jealous of the tan!
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Funny joke is funny
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09-05-2009, 11:01 PM
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Ripped Van Winkle
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09-06-2009, 12:56 PM
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Musclebuilder
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Location: Alexandria, Louisiana, United States
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Hahahahaa!!! I was wondering where that was going!
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09-06-2009, 01:12 PM
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Feelin stronger every day
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Location: Illinois, United States
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That was good.
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