Do you have nicknames for people at your gym?

[Howiester]

I go to the gym at the same time every day and I usually see the same people. I don't know any of their names so I just give them nicknames in my head. Any of you guys do this? Or does the fat chick there think that I like her because when I see her I smile and think 'Gym Beef'?

[flexbrah]

we call this kid underarmour because he only wears underarmour gear at the gym. socks, shoes, shirt, and during winter he wears the underarmour skullcap. the funny part is that he's 5'10 140ish so his UA shirt doesn't compress against him.

[RockNvEgas]

um yea..

There's godzilla, King Kong,The Hulk, and Scuba Steve

[Nick.EG3]

theres this one italian dude that goes to mine pretty jacked but hes chubby with a voice like don corleone from the godfather and I call him tony macaroni. My gym has so many f4gz it is not funny, the misc would have a turkey shoot with all the f4gz at my gym

[fitzisboss]

Private Community Gym with everything you need >

Every once in awhile you get a fat bish, I got names..

umad?

[Oldsport]

Baby arms... guy had arms the size of a baby (serious)

[7straightup]

There was a dude who went to my old gym and my mates and I used to call him LUMBERJACK.

This was because he was a 40-50 year old guy who was fairly large in size, always wore a flannalet shirt, had a thick beard and was polish or russin so he had a little bit on a accent when he spoke.
You knew he was at the gym because he always slamed down the weights he was using at the end of his set regardless if it were free weight or on a machine and it didnt matter if they were heavy or not.

Was kind of funny but annoying at the same time when the weights he was using would crash on the floor.

[IronLyfe]

haha ye theres chesty lookalike, AFM aka awful form mayne, small arms big weight, the amazing professor, beaston brothers etc etc

[ChosenBrah]

Old guy that looks like this guy from tekken.

[Plainandtall]

Jason Bourne- but in the year sice I named him that, he really bulked up and he doesn't resemble Matt Damon at all anymore- name sticks.

D-Cat.... That stood for "Don't Change A Thing" back when I named him that I thought he had a perfect body. Turns out I was wrong... he changed a lot and still has a perfect body.

Girlfriend Guy and that's not because he's gay... it's because he always has a girlfriend (for about a month rotation) who follows him around with puppydog loyalty and watches him workout without really doing anything herself. I wonder if he explains this duty to her when he meets her- they all seem to go along with the plan (for about a month) and they all seem to act and look very similarly.

[polifter88]

ha this is interesting ive never thought of this but now that u mentioned...on sunday ill prolly start it...

[bov188]

there is this one "power lifter" there who is always trying to give power lifting tips... to ppl who aren't power lifting. i call him tips

edit* and this guy named bobby biceps. he used to only train biceps. now he trains other things but the name bobby bicpes will always stick lol

[skullcrusher149]

There is this monster, like 6'6 270+ at my gym who always wears a green basketball jersey and we call him "The Green Giant". Dude is ****ing swole and huge.

[leblanc]

A few I can think of:

Golf Shirt Guy (always works out in a polo shirt)
Mazda Man (drives a mazda 6 and likes talking about it)
King Lear (looks like what I think King Lear would look like)
The Cougar (hot as hell chick in her 40's)
Sleepy (looks like he doesn't get enough sleep)
Gyno Guy (looks like he has gyno)
La Bamba (dude looks like Lou Diamond Phillips)

[EsB818]

Sally Goombatz: big fat italian guy who dances while on the treadmill

Vinny Ferrari: Guido with spiky hair and always wearing underarmour. Pretty jacked.

Tank Abbott(s): self explanitory, middle aged, fat, bald, goateed powerlifters

Derek Jeter: Guy with yankee tattoo who looks like a 40 y/o jeter

Cindy Cellphone: Lady who always yells on phone while on the elliptical

[Drakey]

Yup...

Mr Angry and Mr Stretchy....

Both always looking angry and stretching!

[F0RTUN3]

Yea, Stinky. Imagine a jacked nerdy pale white guy with zits all over taking steroids.

[Oncebitten]

The fattest chick at the gym I call Moby Dickless.

[Mr.Suppish]

cocky faag
fat faag
fat faags friend
some other ***g

[Prezidential]

one of the trainers calls me pretty boy floyd

[DiMattia43]

One guy, my buddy and me called him "the Machine" bc he is a monster, but then became Friends with him and found out his name..

there is a new kid at the gym, a few of us call him "biceps" bc he does a full hour long bicep workout on M,W,F, its ridiculous but funny to watch... Those r the only days i go to the gym so i dunno what he does on T or TH..

[MindZiper]

I usually stereotype... from jacked old guy, to tall skinny guy... etc.

[youm0nt]

They call me big mane

[mx3639]

yea i got this guy i call squatster then there bicepz oh and cant forget about benchy

[-Ironside-]

Of course. I name all kinds of people at the gym.
There was one dude I nicknamed Vanity because he would workout with non prescription clear lenses because they made him look better. Than he would spend nearly 45 min just looking in the mirror in the mens bathroom.

[DiMattia43]

Of course. I name all kinds of people at the gym.
There was one dude I nicknamed Vanity because he would workout with non prescription clear lenses because they made him look better. Than he would spend nearly 45 min just looking in the mirror in the mens bathroom.

lol

[Asian Lifter]

Rarely people deserve nick names. Most of the ones with nicknames are the ones me and my bro are hot.

Best friend: She was the best friend (or atleast workout partner) of this hotter girl, but the hotter girl stopped coming, so we just kept calling her best friend
Bow legs: Hot girl with bow legs
Nut Cracker: She is actually a fitness model, and she's got really nice legs, so we're like I'd let her crack my nuts with those legs or some BS like that


Can't think of any other right now for the girls

Some guys nick names:

Beef Jerky: Real big (both fat ans muscle) guy. Powerlifter
Mickey Mouse: Guy had a voice like he had a constant sore throat, sometimes a bit high pitched
Sabertooth: I don't think my bro uses it, but this one dude reminds of sabertooth.

[PearlSoap]

theres this one italian dude that goes to mine pretty jacked but hes chubby with a voice like don corleone from the godfather and I call him tony macaroni. My gym has so many f4gz it is not funny, the misc would have a turkey shoot with all the f4gz at my gym

funny thing is, they probably ARE the misc, don't respect this section too much

[zenzone]

king kong and frasier were at my gym today. Kong was grunting and lifting every weight in the house, frasier was on the treadmill reading his newspaper

[Rod Farva]

At my old gym we had Mr. Goodwrench. It was a YMCA and wasn't a great gym but it wasn't bad either. It had what you needed but still he was still constantly using tools to assemble some sort of complicated apparatus. He spent more time building than lifting. Take the incline situp board and put a stool and a stack of quarters on it to create a tall bench that he could lay on his stomach to do rows on. Or every time he used cables, they had to be re-lubed with a WD40 that would happen to be in his bag. Johnny Maintenance. Same guy but it was just odd. Every friggin day. Another station required him to chalk his hands with some chalk he carried with him. Nobody but him.