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09-03-2009, 03:48 PM
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For the lulz
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*Joke* The CIA vs. The FBI vs. The LAPD
NO LAW ENFORCEMENT NEGS PLEEZ. JUST A JOKE!
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
First the CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
Next the FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
Finally the LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear.
The bear is yelling:
"Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
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09-03-2009, 03:49 PM
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lol
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09-03-2009, 03:50 PM
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Bears can't talk.
This joke isn't realistic.
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09-03-2009, 03:51 PM
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Bend ova, facebook poke u
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fail
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09-03-2009, 03:52 PM
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you mean jake?
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09-03-2009, 03:53 PM
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HAHAHA.
I almost got run over by LAPD yesterday. I was walking to the gym, about to cross the street and I see this cop car making a right from my left side. The idiot cop was looking left while making a right turn and didn't notice that I stepped off the sidewalk. Good thing I always watch out for moron drivers, LA is full of them, and stepped back on the sidewalk or else he would have hit me for sure. Same **** happened with a blond bitch driving an SUV a week earlier.
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09-03-2009, 03:54 PM
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i chuckled on the inside....
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09-03-2009, 03:54 PM
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lmao.
I read it already somewhere. I found it funny.
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09-03-2009, 03:54 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tchalldaway
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U mad that your igloo melted? 
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09-03-2009, 03:55 PM
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i lol'd
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09-03-2009, 03:55 PM
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i think the bear is a black person (no racist) i lol'd
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09-03-2009, 03:56 PM
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I lol'd
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09-03-2009, 03:57 PM
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they should make this post into a Family Guy flashback for lulz
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09-03-2009, 03:57 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Staberella
Next the FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
FDNY saves the day!!!!
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Fixed.
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09-03-2009, 03:58 PM
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i lol'd, never heard that one before
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09-03-2009, 03:59 PM
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it's operator error
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'twas a wee bit funny i must admit
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09-03-2009, 04:01 PM
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i laugh 4 reps
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09-03-2009, 04:05 PM
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stupid joke animals cant talk bitch
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09-03-2009, 04:08 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by whiteboyy09
stupid joke animals cant talk bitch
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age: 15
Height : 6'5
Mind = blown.
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