Corrupt a wish..

denrocks1 · 08-28-2009, 02:24 PM

First person makes a wish, next person grants the wish but adds something bad to it. Then, that person makes a wish, and the next person does the same thing and on and on...

I wish I wasn't short

(Now somebody grant the wish but add something bad to it, and make a wish of your own for someone else to corrupt)

Catchpole · 08-28-2009, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by denrocks1

First person makes a wish, next person grants the wish but adds something bad to it. Then, that person makes a wish, and the next person does the same thing and on and on...

I wish I wasn't short

(Now somebody grant the wish but add something bad to it, and make a wish of your own for someone else to corrupt)

you're now tall, but black.

I wish I could fly.

fiveten · 08-28-2009, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Catchpole

you're now tall, but black.

I wish I could fly.

you can now fly, but you forgot to cycle your cell tech and got fat, now you can't fly.

i wish i was a baller [not srs]

MegaHold · 08-28-2009, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Catchpole

you're now tall, but black.

I wish I could fly.

LOL you made him a basketball player.

I wish I was big.

Atheimetal · 08-28-2009, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by MegaHold

LOL you made him a basketball player.

I wish I was big.

You're jacked, but you have a 1 inch erect penor.

I wish I had a one inch erect penor.

Starboardrwr223 · 08-28-2009, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Atheimetal

You're jacked, but you have a 1 inch erect penor.

I wish I had a one inch erect penor.

You have a 1 inch erect pen0r but your testicles fell off.

I wish I had million dollars.

LastRule · 08-28-2009, 02:46 PM

You have a million dollars but if isn't it all donated away to charities you'll get charged by an army of midgets who will destroy you.

I wish I could fire lazarz out of my eyes.

hello1352 · 08-28-2009, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Atheimetal

You're jacked, but you have a 1 inch erect penor.

I wish I had a one inch erect penor.

you have one inch erect penor but for one day :P

I wish i could fly.

Swoyer · 08-28-2009, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by LastRule

You have a million dollars but if isn't it all donated away to charities you'll get charged by an army of midgets who will destroy you.

I wish I could fire lazarz out of my eyes.

you can fire lazers out of your eyes but you lose your vision

I wish I was a jedi

malcore1991 · 08-28-2009, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Swoyer

you can fire lazers out of your eyes but you lose your vision

I wish I was a jedi

your a jedi but you eventually turn sith

i wish i was a god

Swoyer · 08-28-2009, 03:29 PM

sith is alpha, lol

i3uu · 08-28-2009, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by malcore1991

your a jedi but you eventually turn sith

i wish i was a god

you are a god, but your only supernatural power is you can become severely obese whenever you want

I wish I had a sammich

malcore1991 · 08-28-2009, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by i3uu

you are a god, but your only supernatural power is you can become severely obese whenever you want

I wish I had a sammich

thats not godlike

sportsarelife7 · 08-28-2009, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by i3uu

you are a god, but your only supernatural power is you can become severely obese whenever you want

I wish I had a sammich

You have a jizz sammich and your bitch wasnt even in the kitchen to help make it.

I wish I could read peoples minds.

MrKuro · 08-28-2009, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by sportsarelife7

You have a jizz sammich and your bitch wasnt even in the kitchen to help make it.

I wish I could read peoples minds.

You can but now you can only read gay men's sexual thoughts.

I wish my wish couldn't get corrupted.

i3uu · 08-28-2009, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by MrKuro

You can but now you can only read gay men's sexual thoughts.

I wish my wish couldn't get corrupted.

ffuuuuuuuuuu

Atheimetal · 08-28-2009, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by MrKuro

You can but now you can only read gay men's sexual thoughts.

I wish my wish couldn't get corrupted.

You realize you have no wishes. YOU GET NOTHING!

I wish a large pack of dogs gnaw off my legs while a man in stilettos stomps on my testicles and "Never gonna give you up" plays in the background. While the earth blows up.

Swoyer · 08-28-2009, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Atheimetal

You realize you have no wishes. YOU GET NOTHING!

I wish a large pack of dogs gnaw off my legs while a man in stilettos stomps on my testicles and "Never gonna give you up" plays in the background. While the earth blows up.

You wish comes true but you live.

I wish I had a car

Ed.4 · 08-28-2009, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Swoyer

You wish comes true but you live.

I wish I had a car

You now have a car, but it is a piece of sh*t and no chicks will get with you.

I wish i could turn invisible.

Atheimetal · 08-28-2009, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Ed.4

You now have a car, but it is a piece of sh*t and no chicks will get with you.

I wish i could turn invisible.

You turn invisible but you smell like rotten dead animal carcasses when you do.

I wish the next person would corrupt my wish.

MyNameIsBAMF · 08-28-2009, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Atheimetal

You turn invisible but you smell like rotten dead animal carcasses when you do.

I wish the next person would corrupt my wish.

mind = blown

nmcdeano7 · 08-28-2009, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Atheimetal

You turn invisible but you smell like rotten dead animal carcasses when you do.

I wish the next person would corrupt my wish.

your wish was corrupted but then Jaxxed Fibraz managed to detach his Quad and stick it in your pooper.

i wish both my balls were the same size

MrKuro · 08-28-2009, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by nmcdeano7

your wish was corrupted but then Jaxxed Fibraz managed to detach his Quad and stick it in your pooper.

i wish both my balls were the same size

Granted, but your penor is the size of a toothpick.

I wish I coached football.

Catchpole · 08-28-2009, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by MrKuro

Granted, but your penor is the size of a toothpick.

I wish I coached football.

Granted, but it's European Futbol.... i.e. soccer.

I wish I had a million ****ing wishing.

Atheimetal · 08-28-2009, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Catchpole

Granted, but it's European Futbol.... i.e. soccer.

I wish I had a million ****ing wishing.

Granted, but the only thing you can wish for is death.

I wish I could wish not to have a wish.

Catchpole · 08-28-2009, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Atheimetal

Granted, but the only thing you can wish for is death.

I wish I could wish not to have a wish.

does not compute......

0/0 =.a.a.gfafadjasjfdaj'navjvjbo1838i

Starboardrwr223 · 08-28-2009, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Atheimetal

Granted, but the only thing you can wish for is death.

I wish I could wish not to have a wish.

Your wish is still granted but your mind will implode at age 40

Atheimetal · 08-28-2009, 05:13 PM

I win this thread repeatedly.

denrocks1 · 08-28-2009, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Atheimetal

Granted, but the only thing you can wish for is death.

I wish I could wish not to have a wish.

Wish granted but you forgot what you were going to wish about so you didn't wish you could wish that you couldn't have a wish.

I wish I could get laid by a female (Had to be specific so nobody is like "okay, but it's a guy")

A.W.O.L. · 08-28-2009, 08:42 PM

I wish I could get laid by a female

You have been laid by a female. How were you to know she was your cousin?

I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair.