well this is how i spend my tuesday nights. long read if ur bored, some pics

[litle_dan]

well did this out of complete boredeom, so if ur bored at this time of night and want to do somethng enjoy a read. there might be a treat at the bottom.

inb4 asking for pics, these girls are prob 5/10 so will post nicer, give u a treat
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' (her name and friends name) Don't txt phone's dead ; says:
(my first name) ****ing (last name)!
WHAAAAAAAAAAT!

me
hai

' (her name and friends name) Don't txt phone's dead ; says:
wassup G

me
not much how bout u

' (her name and friends name) Don't txt phone's dead ; says:
chillen. avec mon amour

me
huh i dont speak french theres only 3 languages i speak

' (her name and friends name) Don't txt phone's dead ; says:
which is?
chillen with my love ****
translate thhat for you

me
thank ya

' (her name and friends name) Don't txt phone's dead ; says:
welcome
now what do you speak?

me
english, jamaican and moaning

' (her name and friends name) Don't txt phone's dead ; says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA all sexy!
jamaican!! holy feck!
thats amazing

me
i know
so wat are u ladies up to over there

' (her name and friends name) Don't txt phone's dead ; says:
well.. laying down in bed lmao.
laghing !
laughing*

me
lol

' (her name and friends name) Don't txt phone's dead ; says:
soo that heart in yout name is for me right

me
well i dont see one in urs for me so iunno

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
i dont know what your talking about

me
hmmmmm nice nice nice
and yee it is for u

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
obv. YES!
MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!

me
so is mine
tease me bby

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
arent i already !

me
just a lil bit but more is good

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
hmm,
noo.
hehe

baby!
we never even went on our first date
like WTF!

me
i know wtf u didnt come see me when u said u would
u broke my heart like i was ready for u

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
AWWWWWWWWWWWWH,

im sorry babe,
i was only down in barrie for two days and i was gunna text you when i realized i never had your cell number lmao
i texted andrew mother fu cker didnt text me back!

me
its in my msn name

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
i know i copied it down but not all of it went in my phone it does that odly!

im sorry !
im soo legit

me
its kk u can make it up tonight

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
yha umm.
you come here!

me
well maybe but i gotta know what im getting first
and if its good enough i will come

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
EVERYTHING... you get the VALUE pack
and HEY!

me
ouu baby

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
arent i good enough anyway
jeeez your getting a two for one value pack right now!

me
yess u sure are
and ouu baby do i get a preview of it all too
go on web cam

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
no cam

me
****

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
poor baby

me
kk well tell me wat we would be doing then
very detailed

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
well first we would get soap
ivory soap
the non sented kind
and id shave your back
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

me
wtf lol?

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
OBV.
im kidding!

me
kk srs tho

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
seriously

me
yee wat would we do, i come downstairs open the door, and see u 2 gorg ladies laying on the bed looking at me at the door, u say come in and close the door, i do, then i start to make my way slowly over to the bed. u guys get up and slowly come my way
then

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
WE GET THE SENTED SOAP!
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
KIDDING!

me
lol buh bye ima go talk to my other friend now then u guys are no fun ;(

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
okay!
fine
your sooooooooooooooooooooooo coming out of my name
thats final
we over!

me
u were being soo mean to me!
cool

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
im sorry
i forgive you baby

me
i forgive u too baby about the shaving the back thing thats gross lol
soo back to our talk

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
i know!

me
i come downstairs open the door, and see u 2 gorg ladies laying on the bed looking at me at the door, u say come in and close the door, i do, then i start to make my way slowly over to the bed. u guys get up and slowly come my way
?

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
id get out the chocolate syrup
some ..
strawberrys
whip cream

me
i like

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
a banana
some nuts

me
kk lol wat about my bannana?
and my nuts ;P

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
thst too

me
kk go on

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
and...
MY TONGUE
banan split on dan!

me
ouu wat do u do with this?

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
WHAT!
obv.i lick it off your body

me
cool liek ur just a lil teaser eh i see ur good at that

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
lmao.

me
ouu after u lick it off wat do u do next

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
i tease well that what i do best!

me
really? well teease away babay

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
i dont give EXACTLY wehat yo0u want right away
hehe..
we can play doctor in a hot tub

me
well dr. i have been having a pain down here
amm, it usually comes on when i come here to get my check up?

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
pull it out let me have a look

me
mind taking a look at it this time

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
trust me im a doctor

me
well my hands are kinda shakey so do u mind its just under my belt u gotta open that first

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
lmao.
hmm.
well i do have an assistent

me
hello nurse chelsey, she must be new never seen her around before

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
sooo.. thats 1,2,3 4 pair of hands

me
well u gota a big package to deal with today so its good u got the extra pair

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
ou la la assistent chelsey likes the BIG packages!
...cough!~

me
really well shes in for a really BIG treat

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
BIG TREAT !
like mr big!
WHAT!

me
bigger
and sweeter too

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
wow!

me
yup yup, lets say best mouthfull u will have ever had

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
are you suuure about this ive had a few

me
well im pretty sure so why not try it out, could be the best one yet

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
LMAO.
could be
but those italian boys got it made for themselves

me
well remember im part black so italians got nothing on me not even soccer skills

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
me likey the blacky
LMFAO!

me
i bet u do, so u wanna take a lil test of it now

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
obv.

me
can u loosen this belt is hurting now

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
come here ill loosen it with my teeth

me
ouu its feelin a lil better i can breathe better now

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
goood, i see were doing our job well
oh sweet baby jesus he's heeled

me
the pain is gone now but u gotta deal with my stress problems

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
im a tease remember
do tell do tell.. im a doctor!

me
i know but i see im a realist so the second u slip up and i get to nail u ur not gonna be a tease u will be a begger

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
cocky
i love it !
but..
were stuborn

me
and about the stress just everything in my life is getting on my nerves, its hard being a single ceo making $10,000 a day u know i just dont have the time to go out and meet lovely women such as urselves so ...

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
awwh
lets bang on our wedding day..
wait
OBV.
hahahahahahaHA
HA!

me
ahaha lol yee why not have a lil wedding rehersal first we can practice the steps of the honeymoon with an extra helper so wehn the time comes everything runs smoothly from the ceremony to the night

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
YES
lets..
CHELSEY is jumping out of the wedding cake~
!!
naked!

me
nice nice, and both of u are then jumping onto me rite

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
HEY!
we will be married by then
2 hours before
suure
3 SOME!

me
kk so explain this 3 sum to me
wat happens after my sexy wife is beside me and our cute assistant jumps out of the cake looking so sweet and sexy with the icing sliding down her body ?

[litle_dan]

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
oh wait
pause this game!
me and chelsey are in the dp btw!
thought you should know what she looks like

me
kk

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
isnt she gorgeous!

me
oh ya, wish i was with u 2 rite now to role play this game

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
arent WE
im your sexy wife babe
you know who i am@

me
yup yup

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
th cute blone
you know!
me
blonde*

me
yee i know

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
hehe
okay game on!

me
so game off pause now

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
soo were were we?

me
about to have wild raging sex after chelsey jumped out of the cake

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
HEY
i said before the wedding babe
im your wife
do you really want a devorce already !
WAT!

me
no i watn to be married to u so we can live a great and amazing life in which i run my company from home, make $10,000 a day, browse on the misc, and u make amazing meals from our $50,000 kitchen and watch the lil kids run around our 5000sq ft house on the hills looking over a great valley tahts our property. and in our spare time which is very often we have wild outragous sex that everyone that
lives in the valley can hear us moaning

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
OH MY!
well im so very happy that yoiur a family man
and you want wild outragous sex
and you stay home with...
how many kids do you say we have

me
well we lost count

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
and you cant forget the french maid (chelsey)
OH ****!

me
yes cant forget her

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
my life is over
no afirs bitch

me
its not an affiar?

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
afair*

me
its adding props

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
GOOOD!
cause you love me

me
for heightened excitement

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
lmao!

me
obvs? withh all the inches on my penor
they are all urs and whom ever u decide to share with

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
what is tht?

me
my big treat thats urs

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.,
mine
for sure!
i do what i please with him

me
so tell me wat u want to do to it nao cuz i want ur sexy body ontop of mine in our bed rubbing on eachother rite now

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
i want mirrors in the ceiling of bedroom
and meeee tooo,

me
obvs our room is all mirrors for differnet sex angles
is that chelsey?
i thought she took today off? if shes hear and u want her to join bby she can ;
or if u want to try handle all of this rite now u can

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
i want to handle alone

me
kk well u can tag her into round 2
if ur still able to move

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
hahahahahaah ****!
holy ****
cocky ****er

me
only when im around u baby

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
ill prob;ey cry at the site

me
well its not like u havent taken it before so im sure u can take it all this time
come here baby im ready its out

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
mmm,
lets play army now so i can blow the **** out of you

me
ohh well u got a big soldier to fight, if we are playing army u gotta take on my rambo
do u think u can handle that

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
OOOOH YEAH i casn take sargent chin i got my army me and chelsey with sargent dildo on patrol

me
well i just killed sargent dildo so its only u and chelsey rite now coming to the fight ;0

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
awh damnit!
he was backup!
were screwed
literally!

me
well so much for the blowing

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
i dont think soo
thats my territory
we surrender
white flag wink wink

me
;P well i just lost my first rocket
time to reload the next
oh look at that its done
so

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
already that was quick you don go for long,,
thats no fun

me
??!?!?!? my rocket just emptied gallons of man juice on u?
and im ready for another shot?
thats no fun? woow u ladies are no fun

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
ugh!
were the most fu you will see in life!
were juist
NOT
in person
toobad

me
i know ! ;( i would nail u so hard rite now u wouldnt remeber ur nbames
names

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
if we were there it would be awhole diff story

me
i know like im so hard i want to feed u the best meat u ever had

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
ou la la

me
but srs talk to me dirty we played ur game now mine

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
want me to talk dirty

me
yes

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
white horse fell in mud..
dirty enough
tease remember

me
nope i want u to talk dirty things we could do in bed together rite now if i was there and i know tease but if u do i will get u so wet u will be walkng to **** me rite now
so wanna play

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
umm no considering my boyfriends here
play with chelsey

me
where is she

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
kiddddddding!
oh shes right here
here you go!

me
start it off cutie

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
fisrt id suck on your big toe

me
really then wat

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
id **** on your chest!

me
okay thats not my kinda thing there brittany!!!1!!!!!

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
HAHAHAH
you cought me!
****
yeah thsats really gross!
but chelsey said the first one !

me
thta was still grosss lol

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
LMAO
obv kidding dan

me
well im not sure u gurls are the ones i want to be married to and associated with if all ur dirty fantasies are coming out not that we are married

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
well maybe were just hyper and not in the mood to be a horny horse like you! were just having fun bud
and FINE
dont marrie me
youll never get under my dress
so HA!
you ruined it

[litle_dan]

me
chelseyyyy!!!!

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
im gunna kill myself now!
i knew you wanted to have an affair with her
i just thought you could be loyal and love me
like you said you would

me
i cant marry a girl less we do stuff before the wedding

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
you let me down

me
not ready for the steamy sex we talked about having

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
hahahhaahahh cause we havent or anything

me
u let my lil friend, well not lil but still u let him down and it took a long time for that and painfull too

' ' (her name and friends name) loooooooove you dan! Don't txt phone's dead says:
well sorry baby chin jesus!

me
well we can have make up sex rite now if ur down i heard make up is the best, but we never got into a fight to try it

' (her name and friends name) Don't txt phone's dead ; says:
yes we did you broke my heart
and when the going got tough
you turned to the maid like WTF
i dont know if i can trust you!

me
well im sorry i was drunk and wasted crying over u, i took e like i thought it was u, i thought we were still on our honey moon for god sakes

' (her name and friends name) Don't txt phone's dead ; says:
awwwh baby!

me
i think its safe to say she took advanage of me
advantage

' (her name and friends name) Don't txt phone's dead ; says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
she said sorry shes known to do that
and i guess if you thought of me!
i love you baby

me
its kk, but lets go upstairs and make the best love ever and love u too baby

' (her name and friends name) Don't txt phone's dead ; says:
yuup best sex ever..

me
so lets go

' (her name and friends name) Don't txt phone's dead ; says:
i like to ****,suck cock until i hurl

me
well tell me how ur gonna do that to mine
and WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
hold up a min!?!?? u have a bf? then u got mad at me for hooking up with the made while i was on E?
omg
im gonna go cut my wrists now
and leave my company for a charity

' (her name and friends name) Don't txt phone's dead ; says:
AWWWH baby
i lied
i wanted to get you jeloud
soo , well
soo youd love me agin
i though you got over me
i made it up
your the only one for ,me

me
Auto-Message: Off cutting wrist, please do not bother me while i die

' (her name and friends name) Don't txt phone's dead ; says:
BABY!
i love you soo much !
you have no idea
baby

me
really? i had to come back to sign a document before i could finish cutting my wrist

' (her name and friends name) Don't txt phone's dead ; says:
babe smarten up
i love you thats all that matters
really i do
we czan be happy i looooove you !

me
baby dont ever make me jealous u know i had a bad past and childhood, i was beaten and been in and out of foster homes i cant take that kind of emotional pain

' (her name and friends name) Don't txt phone's dead ; says:
awwwwwwh im soory !

me
and omg

' (her name and friends name) Don't txt phone's dead ; says:
i loove you soooooooooooo much

me
my heart just dropped again

' (her name and friends name) Don't txt phone's dead ; says:
why?

me
im not even in ur name anymore

' (her name and friends name) (my name) is my life.. i love him with all my heart and soul Don't txt phone's dead ; says:
im sooo sorry
again!
baby you knwo i love you
i dont even have to tell you
you should knwo
i love you soo mch!

me-
if u truly love me u would do the one thing i ask of u, not tease me and tell what we are gonna do upstairs u know that hearing our sexual fantasies is wat gets my mind off of my pasy
past

' (her name and friends name) (my name) is my life.. i love him with all my heart and soul Don't txt phone's dead ; says:
brb computer is freezing internet is dieing one sec
baby i love you no matter what





didnt respond past that
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pics: not of girls but better

[litle_dan]

last but not least the dream of the misc (edit had to find pic without filtered words in link)

[RaaR]

i looked at teh pics thats about it, that is a epic read btw, and no i didnt

[litle_dan]

lol didnt expect anyone to read. just a treat for the misc


i was bored

[fitnessnewb]

so you hit it or not? was a bit longish to read read first big chunk

[Acere]

How is this an epic read? It's just some socially incompetent kid talking about sexual fantasies to this dumb hoe...