its good she dumped you..
look at that mug shot of hers..
strong DO NOT WANT/10
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Thread: ****ing girlfriend dumped me.
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08-22-2009, 07:17 PM #61Banned
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Last edited by big stud steve; 08-22-2009 at 07:20 PM.
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08-22-2009, 07:18 PM #62the melanimal
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Take a hike Mark
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08-22-2009, 07:20 PM #63Was reading and got to this part then was likeOriginally Posted by JakeA
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08-22-2009, 07:20 PM #64iInvest
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I still can't stop laughing at this thrad
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08-22-2009, 07:24 PM #65Registered User
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I don't care if it's true or not, but a girl that looks lik that shouldn't be able to dump a dude just because he doesn't shave his ass. She's ugly and should take what she can get.
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08-22-2009, 07:25 PM #66Banned
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Lol it be cool if you guys go to his profile and say all those things.
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08-22-2009, 07:27 PM #67Registered User
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LOL'dOriginally Posted by RandomMisc
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08-22-2009, 07:29 PM #68Doing it in Iraq
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Fellaz, LISTEN UP. It isn't the feeling you get that makes getting your ass licked worth it. It's the idea that a ho would degrade themselves into licking a hairy beast of an area (at least on me).I mean licking a hoez ass is one thing, slightly more groomed, and usually us guys demand a shower beforehand. However, I have routinely gotten hoez to lick my poop hole without even a wipe to clean out. I don't know about you, but I get stripes in my underwear on a daily basis, so it gives you an idea of what these hoez have to deal with. And man they do it with a damn smile on their face. That is why I like it, I make these hoez believe (brainwash, traumatize, call it whatever) that this is their sole reason to exist.
WTF man? That sh*t would hurt so damn badOriginally Posted by CallMeGod
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08-22-2009, 07:30 PM #69Bleedin' Green
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holy **** lmfao
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08-22-2009, 07:33 PM #70Originally Posted by RandomMisc
Originally Posted by mkmark0
She licks it once and SCREAMS and asks how much did I wippe my ass.
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08-22-2009, 07:35 PM #71inhaling my vapours
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Who looks worse, a girl who has a perversion about licking a mans bumhole or a man with arsehair ? And to be honest after sweaty sex and being on your feet all day what persons bumhole wouldn't ming? Typical woman with unreasonable expectations.
If this is true just make sure all your friends and her friends know about the pervert bit, that she was into you so much she wanted to lick your arse. She'll never live it down that she is a bumhole licker. She sounds fuking retarded. And no wonder she has to lick bums have you seen her face?I bang trannies.
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08-22-2009, 07:36 PM #72Banned
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Wow dude most be nasty lol. Your girlfriend is even nastier hahaha.
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08-22-2009, 07:40 PM #73Registered User
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ROFL. I Lol'ed HARD IRL.....
Massanger the klitoroious FTMFWFormer 400 lber (ok kind of cheating since I never hit the magical number officially, but close enough).
The University of Miami. "THE U"
Nickname: Sexual Chocolate.
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08-22-2009, 07:41 PM #74Registered User
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should've shat on her face. the bish is strong with this one.
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08-22-2009, 07:43 PM #75Banned
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This!Originally Posted by dlove86
Electric toothbrush used to massagner her klitorious - ROFL
GECKO for caveman - ROFL
Jakes on jake for disgusting ass - ROFL
Dumped for having hairy, disgusting unwiped ass - ROFL
Then the clincher...
Looked at chicks pic and imagined the story - LOL'd HARD!Last edited by The.Truth; 08-22-2009 at 07:45 PM.
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08-22-2009, 07:43 PM #76gasoline and sparkplugs
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hey shut your ****in whore bitch slut ***got ass pussy queef **** doowhop mouth you scallywag twat snatch face
I will FuK you.......
reptillian back ; )
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08-22-2009, 07:46 PM #77OG of the 813
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hahaha 5 star thread, would read again
in b4 new misc meme
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08-22-2009, 07:50 PM #78Lurker of the Misc
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successful troll is sucessfull two thumbs up
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08-22-2009, 07:54 PM #79Meh
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electric toothbrush "Massanger the klitoroious" ? wouldnt that hurt? did you floss her klitoroious too?
i dont think havin a hairy ass will ruin your high school carrer but your grammar and spelling might
good story tho troll
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08-22-2009, 07:54 PM #80A SOLID BRO...
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OMG that is SO fuking funny... ok first of all I immediately saw the pic and started laughing. Then I read through the blurb... the story, the misspellings, everything... was pure comedic genius. I had no choice but to rep on sight.
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WELL I STAND UP NEXT TO A MOUNTAIN... CHOP IT DOWN WITH THE EDGE OF MY HAND...
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08-22-2009, 08:12 PM #81Unregistered Sex Offender
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she licked your ass
you winMy are your are birds are all and one gone away the they
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08-22-2009, 08:15 PM #82Banned
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Tell her. " Real men are hairy bitch".
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08-22-2009, 08:16 PM #83Registered User
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lol finally a funny troll...
i rep back
rip cj
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08-22-2009, 08:47 PM #84Banned
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my initial reaction was
what kind of dumb broad thinks a mans ass isn't a bit hairy?
and if she wants a non-hairy ass of a male, maybe she be a ped0?
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08-22-2009, 10:24 PM #85xx chromosomes (no homo)
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still laughing about this thread. pure quality.
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08-22-2009, 10:29 PM #86Registered User
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Cant believe you let her lick your ass lulz
btw your ex looks like a fuking Pig troll.Mod Negged on 29/11/09 Arlecchino
Mod Negged on 01/12/09 COUNTRYMIKE
Lift Lulz Lesbian <3
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08-22-2009, 10:32 PM #87Currently Natural
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Originally Posted by JakeA
Meet the new leader of the Strong Ass Jaw Crew
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08-22-2009, 10:33 PM #88Registered User
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so she went around and told everyone she was licking your *******? lulz
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watchout ur comments bro^
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08-22-2009, 10:38 PM #89Registered User
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This.Originally Posted by BBmisc420196
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08-22-2009, 10:40 PM #90Registered User
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hygiene is number one bro, most important its #1
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