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tl;dr, wall of text, cool story bro, "that's funny because...", and assorted u mad gifs.
So basically this girl I know (15) was telling me about how this 20 year old creepy ass mother****er that used to go to my high school and stalks other chicks I know started creeping out on her. Apparently he was talking to her on ******** and sent her this huuuuuuge wall of text about his feelings and ****.
I know it's a massive read, but even if you just skim it it's hilarious:
Pic of the creepy ****:Good evening Miss ------!,
Just writing to explain what I meant last night a little better.. First I'm not very good at explaining my feelings, especially for beautiful girls, so I apologize if I ramble and confuse you. And also hope I don't frighten you in anyway, because I really do like you and enjoy talking to you.
The reason I didn't text you very often anymore was because I was worried that ------ might not like that, since you two seemed close, saying you loved one another, even though I took it as just more of a brother/sister kind of love, but still didn't want to step on anyone's toes if I was wrong. Especially since ------ is one of my only friends I have left in (my city). But I often would think of you, and would go to text you, but never went through with it.. Still have you at the top of my contacts "-------", because you have such a beautiful name.
But often wanted to text you and see how camp went, and how you were, but was worried you'd think it was weird a 20 year old who you barely knew was taking such an active interest in your life. So I was waiting to hear from you...
When you added me on myspace and ******** I was extremely happy. I was so happy that you thought of me enough to search me and add me. Because I had often thought of you, and wondered if you had thought of me, and if so, what you thought. (I've deleted myspace, because all my friends were on ********, and no one ever messaged me on myspace, so it was a waste of time to check that, and if someone did send me something, I didn't want them to get the wrong impression, like that I didn't like them because I didn't respond, so figured it was safer and easier just to get rid of that and talk on here). Just to think i crossed your mind, the mind of such an amazing girl who I'm sure could have any guy she wanted, is an honor.
And I know we haven't talked for real long, or known each other for long either, but just from what we have talked about, and seeing you, my heart skipped a beat, and just got a feeling about you which I couldn't explain. A feeling that I can best describe to you as something I haven't felt about any other girl. A girl had never captured my heart so hastily, and without trying.
And even though I don't know how you feel about me, so this last bit might be irrelevant, but had you felt anywhere near what I felt for you, your parents wouldn't like that, and I'm sure they wouldn't approve of me, so if by chance I did somehow get you to like me as well, I didn't want to set either of us up for heartache at a later period of time, plus I'm 5 and a half hours away...
So I really hope I haven't frightened you, and you still want to talk to me, because I really do enjoy talking to you. And I hope this makes some sense, or helped to clarify what I hinted at last night. Hope volleyball went well this morning and afternoon! and hope to hear from you soon.
Your friend,
-Richard
Pic of the girl:
I'll let you do the judging.
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08-20-2009, 08:26 PM #1One More Set.
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Creepy rich nerd stalks girl I know, lulz ensue.
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08-20-2009, 08:29 PM #2uMad im stylin?
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I skimmed, I lulzed at the creeping
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08-20-2009, 08:30 PM #3Davidthefat
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Just stick with her, just intimdate him... If you are big enough
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08-20-2009, 08:33 PM #4Davidthefat
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Originally Posted by W.T.Snacks
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08-20-2009, 08:34 PM #5The Sexy Asian
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Just show off the gunz and you'll never see him again.
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08-20-2009, 08:38 PM #6Banned
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Guy may possibly have game but that's kinda odd saying all that to a 15 year old girl when he's 20, lol.
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08-20-2009, 08:39 PM #7Davidthefat
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and Im assuming he goes to Notre Dame... Its a catholic school... **** =/= catholic like (Unless you bring up the Catholic Priest scandals...)Originally Posted by squatzforgurlz
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08-20-2009, 08:43 PM #8Allied Allies Alliance
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There are ****s from all religions or lack thereof.Originally Posted by DaChubbyAzn
Either way, I wouldn't be surprised if the girl ended up ****ing with him just because he's much older than her.Go Canucks Go!
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08-20-2009, 08:44 PM #9Registered User
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Ah such a nice young lad
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08-20-2009, 08:48 PM #10Rollin Swollen
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Sad. He probably got pumped up reading or watching some love story and thought that his feelings would overshadow his looks and social standing.
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08-20-2009, 08:50 PM #11Banned
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I'm 14.Originally Posted by Catchpole
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08-20-2009, 08:57 PM #12Registered User
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Wow, read everything and am literally LOL.
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08-20-2009, 09:00 PM #13Registered User
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lmao? this nerd has no game. hes ur typical nerdOriginally Posted by squatzforgurlz
god who expresses feelings to girls these days? i mean if shes ur gf for awhile then ya soften up but **** dont act soft to chicks u dont even go out with. they wont even be interested if ur that nice guy
man that gamer nerd couldve been me if i kept playing games lolIf you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them - Bruce Lee
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08-20-2009, 09:03 PM #14toned clavicle group
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This. Girls are retarded for older dudes. Idk why some of those 19 year old girls end up in bed with 50 year old dudes......Originally Posted by VTheKing
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08-20-2009, 09:05 PM #15Banned
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LMAO
o hai there!
I ******** creep on her on the regular.
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08-20-2009, 09:06 PM #16addiction
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do he play for notre dame?
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08-20-2009, 09:09 PM #17Registered User
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bad chop but ya seriously strong boy resemblence? i mean shes flat chested . if she didnt pout her lips or get her eyebrows down and she had short hair and wore boy clothes i would really think she was a boyIf you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them - Bruce Lee
Save 20% off your first purchase at Karmaloop.com and 10% off the rest. Rep Code JT31445 never expires.
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08-20-2009, 09:12 PM #18One More Set.
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Lol no, but he goes to college there. He had like a 4.4 GPA in high school and is pretty smart but he's a total doucher.Originally Posted by DriveMyWhey
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08-21-2009, 01:35 PM #19Permanent Bulk
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Lmao reps on spread.Originally Posted by Catchpole
"He's a big bloke, isn't he?!! If you found him in bed with your girlfriend you'd tuck him in!"
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08-21-2009, 01:37 PM #20Banned
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how rich is this fgt?
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08-21-2009, 01:42 PM #21Lifting Miscer
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No. In no way is that even remotely close to having game.Originally Posted by squatzforgurlz
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08-21-2009, 01:45 PM #22Rep power: 100388392
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That's funny because i was Just writing to explain what I meant last night a little better.. First I'm not very good at explaining my feelings, especially for beautiful girls, so I apologize if I ramble and confuse you. And also hope I don't frighten you in anyway, because I really do like you and enjoy talking to you.
The reason I didn't text you very often anymore was because I was worried that ------ might not like that, since you two seemed close, saying you loved one another, even though I took it as just more of a brother/sister kind of love, but still didn't want to step on anyone's toes if I was wrong. Especially since ------ is one of my only friends I have left in (my city). But I often would think of you, and would go to text you, but never went through with it.. Still have you at the top of my contacts "-------", because you have such a beautiful name.
But often wanted to text you and see how camp went, and how you were, but was worried you'd think it was weird a 20 year old who you barely knew was taking such an active interest in your life. So I was waiting to hear from you...
When you added me on myspace and ******** I was extremely happy. I was so happy that you thought of me enough to search me and add me. Because I had often thought of you, and wondered if you had thought of me, and if so, what you thought. (I've deleted myspace, because all my friends were on ********, and no one ever messaged me on myspace, so it was a waste of time to check that, and if someone did send me something, I didn't want them to get the wrong impression, like that I didn't like them because I didn't respond, so figured it was safer and easier just to get rid of that and talk on here). Just to think i crossed your mind, the mind of such an amazing girl who I'm sure could have any guy she wanted, is an honor.
And I know we haven't talked for real long, or known each other for long either, but just from what we have talked about, and seeing you, my heart skipped a beat, and just got a feeling about you which I couldn't explain. A feeling that I can best describe to you as something I haven't felt about any other girl. A girl had never captured my heart so hastily, and without trying.
And even though I don't know how you feel about me, so this last bit might be irrelevant, but had you felt anywhere near what I felt for you, your parents wouldn't like that, and I'm sure they wouldn't approve of me, so if by chance I did somehow get you to like me as well, I didn't want to set either of us up for heartache at a later period of time, plus I'm 5 and a half hours away...
So I really hope I haven't frightened you, and you still want to talk to me, because I really do enjoy talking to you. And I hope this makes some sense, or helped to clarify what I hinted at last night. Hope volleyball went well this morning and afternoon! and hope to hear from you soon.
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08-21-2009, 01:47 PM #23Apathetic
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alls i had to read was when u added me o ******** and myspace i was extremly happy............that was al i read btw
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08-21-2009, 01:50 PM #24she said she was clean
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hahahaah
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08-21-2009, 01:53 PM #25Permanent Bulk
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Looks like Clarissa/10Originally Posted by kaze06
"He's a big bloke, isn't he?!! If you found him in bed with your girlfriend you'd tuck him in!"
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Omg reps on recharge brahOriginally Posted by PatChukwurah
Looks like Clarissa/10
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08-21-2009, 02:04 PM #27Banned
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Originally Posted by Daffle
That's funny because i was Just writing to explain what I meant last night a little better.. First I'm not very good at explaining my feelings, especially for beautiful girls, so I apologize if I ramble and confuse you. And also hope I don't frighten you in anyway, because I really do like you and enjoy talking to you.
The reason I didn't text you very often anymore was because I was worried that ------ might not like that, since you two seemed close, saying you loved one another, even though I took it as just more of a brother/sister kind of love, but still didn't want to step on anyone's toes if I was wrong. Especially since ------ is one of my only friends I have left in (my city). But I often would think of you, and would go to text you, but never went through with it.. Still have you at the top of my contacts "-------", because you have such a beautiful name.
But often wanted to text you and see how camp went, and how you were, but was worried you'd think it was weird a 20 year old who you barely knew was taking such an active interest in your life. So I was waiting to hear from you...
When you added me on myspace and ******** I was extremely happy. I was so happy that you thought of me enough to search me and add me. Because I had often thought of you, and wondered if you had thought of me, and if so, what you thought. (I've deleted myspace, because all my friends were on ********, and no one ever messaged me on myspace, so it was a waste of time to check that, and if someone did send me something, I didn't want them to get the wrong impression, like that I didn't like them because I didn't respond, so figured it was safer and easier just to get rid of that and talk on here). Just to think i crossed your mind, the mind of such an amazing girl who I'm sure could have any guy she wanted, is an honor.
And I know we haven't talked for real long, or known each other for long either, but just from what we have talked about, and seeing you, my heart skipped a beat, and just got a feeling about you which I couldn't explain. A feeling that I can best describe to you as something I haven't felt about any other girl. A girl had never captured my heart so hastily, and without trying.
And even though I don't know how you feel about me, so this last bit might be irrelevant, but had you felt anywhere near what I felt for you, your parents wouldn't like that, and I'm sure they wouldn't approve of me, so if by chance I did somehow get you to like me as well, I didn't want to set either of us up for heartache at a later period of time, plus I'm 5 and a half hours away...
So I really hope I haven't frightened you, and you still want to talk to me, because I really do enjoy talking to you. And I hope this makes some sense, or helped to clarify what I hinted at last night. Hope volleyball went well this morning and afternoon! and hope to hear from you soon.
Lol that's the first thing I thought of when unread the first few lines of OP's post... I was gna go around the Internet and find all dat sht and post it... But I figured somebody else would do it
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08-21-2009, 02:12 PM #28Registered User
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LMAO ''But I often would think of you, and would go to text you, but never went through with it.. Still have you at the top of my contacts "-------", because you have such a beautiful name.''
OMG that **** should be ashamed with hiself, he even looks like one! haha omg thanks for a laugh mate.
on the road to what i want :)
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08-21-2009, 02:20 PM #29Veiny Brah
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probably the creepiest part of the messageYour friend,
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08-21-2009, 09:29 PM #30Permanent Bulk
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Lmao.Originally Posted by ibzGSZ120
"He's a big bloke, isn't he?!! If you found him in bed with your girlfriend you'd tuck him in!"
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