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08-13-2009, 10:51 AM
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This story is not worth your time
I am getting paid to address 230 wedding invitations because my calligraphy skills are not too shabby at best. I just got done doing 40 of them and it took me 3 hours. Shortly after I decided it was time for a good protein shake. Well, long story short, I proceed to violently shake my shaker bottle with little regard as to how well the lid was screwed on; (In misc terms) Boom protein everywhere including envelopes. Now I have to start over. fml.
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-addressed 40 envelopes
-took 3 hours
-spilled shake on all of them
-having beef stew for lunch
edit:-having mexican for lunch instead of beef stew
pic of inside envelope, havn't erased guidelines yet
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Last edited by mkpat; 08-13-2009 at 11:57 AM.
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08-13-2009, 10:52 AM
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ur right. I didnt read
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08-13-2009, 10:53 AM
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i give ur story a 5/10
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08-13-2009, 10:54 AM
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How much are you getting paid? worth the read imo
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08-13-2009, 10:54 AM
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boom protein everywhere/10
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08-13-2009, 10:55 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Zixxer10R
i give ur story a 5/10
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then i was psyclops
it is now a 10.
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Last edited by mkpat; 08-13-2009 at 10:57 AM.
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08-13-2009, 10:58 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mkpat
then i was psyclops
it is now a 10.
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it can't be a 10 w/o pics
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08-13-2009, 10:58 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mkpat
then i was psyclops
it is now a 10.
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cool brah
do u have to were red sunglasses everywhere u go
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08-13-2009, 11:00 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by amar.
How much are you getting paid? worth the read imo
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they're giving me .75 for the addressed envelopes and .50 for the inside envelopes, just has the name on it, but fancier writing. totals 460 envelopes, it'll be around $287.50
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08-13-2009, 11:08 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Zixxer10R
it can't be a 10 w/o pics
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good point, brb
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08-13-2009, 11:10 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mkpat
I am getting paid to address 230 wedding invitations because my calligraphy skills are not too shabby at best. I just got done doing 40 of them and it took me 3 hours. Shortly after I decided it was time for a good protein shake. Well, long story short, I proceed to violently shake my shaker bottle with little regard as to how well the lid was screwed on; (In misc terms) Boom protein everywhere including envelopes. Now I have to start over. fml.
Cliffs
-addressed 40 envelopes
-took 3 hours
-spilled shake on all of them
-having beef stew for lunch
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Would read again.
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08-13-2009, 11:15 AM
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that sucks/10
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08-13-2009, 11:28 AM
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yeah, that makes sense.
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this story was enthralling.
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08-13-2009, 11:40 AM
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now has pic
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08-13-2009, 11:46 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mkpat
now has pic
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pic lack protein stain
9/10
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08-13-2009, 11:51 AM
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did you intentionally write your screenname like a 3 year old? lulz
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08-13-2009, 11:52 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Zixxer10R
pic lack protein stain
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i threw those away, just imagine that except wet brown splotches everywhere.
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08-13-2009, 11:52 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by hidden_fist
did you intentionally write your screenname like a 3 year old? lulz
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left handed ftw
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08-13-2009, 11:53 AM
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Strong handwriting brah.
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08-13-2009, 11:55 AM
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ur loss is my lulz.
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08-13-2009, 11:56 AM
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know how i know you're gay?
you've got badass handwriting
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08-13-2009, 11:58 AM
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u mad brah?
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08-13-2009, 01:50 PM
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Quote:
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u mad brah?
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that is pretty cute
kinda mad
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