Step 1: Talk to them about music
Step 2: Tell them your Limewire is slow
Step 3: Ask for advice on a different program
Step 4: Wait for them to answer
Step 5: Copy the following
[124.14.243.676 (DJ3825FS) Your IP address has been recorded by the government and is pending review for pirating music. (ITpr:5)]
*FBI is tagged and can't be used.
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08-09-2009, 06:09 PM #1
ITT: How to scare people on Omegle
Last edited by HighHurdler; 08-09-2009 at 06:14 PM.
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08-09-2009, 06:17 PM #8
- Join Date: May 2008
- Location: District Of Columbia, United States
- Age: 31
- Posts: 1,436
- Rep Power: 1509
i thought a thread JUST got deleted a few minutes ago.. but here's an example of mine
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: [Omegle is required by law to tell you that you are chatting with a registered sex offender. This message cannot be viewed by Stranger.]
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: 16/m/usa
Stranger: u?
You: 72/bisexual/australia
Your conversational partner has disconnected.**New Jersey Crew 201**
ツ Forever Alone Crew ツ
PSN: G00kS0u1ja
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08-09-2009, 06:18 PM #9
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08-09-2009, 06:21 PM #10
- Join Date: Aug 2008
- Location: Louisiana, United States
- Age: 32
- Posts: 362
- Rep Power: 194
fail
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi!
You: hey
You: do you like music?
Stranger: well, yes?
You: well my limewire isnt working, do you know of another good program?
Stranger: hmm soulseek?
Stranger: i usually use torrents or just rip them from youtube
You:
[124.14.243.676 (DJ3825FS) Your IP address has been recorded by the government and is pending review for pirating music. (ITpr:5)]
Stranger: haha thats so old
You:
[124.14.243.676 (DJ3825FS) Your IP address has been recorded by the government and is pending review for pirating music. (ITpr:5)]
Stranger: + thats not my ip
You:
[124.14.243.676 (DJ3825FS) Your IP address has been recorded by the government and is pending review for pirating music. (ITpr:5)]
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Your conversational partner has disconnected.Poolee of the USMC
Shipdate: 20100524
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08-09-2009, 06:22 PM #11
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08-09-2009, 06:32 PM #15
LOL i failed
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: how old are you
Stranger: please dont disconnect......
You: what kind of music you like?
You: O I won't
Stranger: k
Stranger: u like meek millz?
You: who?
is that rock or something
Stranger: a rapper thats from philly they're playin his **** on the radio now
You: I hadn't been able to download much music lately because my limewire is not working on my comp
You: do you know of a different program I could use
Stranger: i kno a website
You: I'm serious
You: oh good
You: Like what
Stranger: datpiff.com u sign up then can download free mixtapes
You: [124.14.243.676 (DJ3825FS) Your IP address has been recorded by the government and is pending review for pirating music. (ITpr:5)]
You: WINRAR
I kid
You: you fell for it didn't you
Stranger: huh
You: Are you a chick
You: I can see where this is going
You: I'll talk later
You: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected***OWES REPS ON RECHARGE TO:
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08-09-2009, 07:02 PM #16
http://www.myspace.com/meaghan_blondie_x
chick gave me her myspace***OWES REPS ON RECHARGE TO:
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08-09-2009, 07:40 PM #17
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hey'
Stranger: hello
You: you like music
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i even play guitar
You: thats cool man
You: my limewire is sooo slow...
Stranger: stop watchin porn then little boy
You: huh?
You: do you have nay advice about lime wire?
Stranger: i'd say u defrag ur cp and run a disk cleanup
Stranger: see if that helps
You: [124.14.243.676 (DJ3825FS) Your IP address has been recorded by the government and is pending review for pirating music. (ITpr:5)]
Stranger: i dont use limewire
You: i am sorry sir but your intentions
You: leads us
You: to believe
You: you pirate music
You: illegally
Stranger: w/e u say lol
You: we will contact you soon.
Stranger: okay by phone or what
You: yes.
You: we will call you to schedule when we can arrive at your home
Your conversational partner has disconnected.Originally Posted by DJohnson
It's really messed up how different you are treated just depending on how much energy you have stored on your body for later use.
Originally Posted by NumeroOnce
she cant have your baby if she's dead... just sayin...
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08-09-2009, 07:48 PM #18
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08-09-2009, 08:12 PM #19
You inspired me.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Sexy time?
Stranger: yup
You: Finallyyyyy
You: But we can only have sexy time with mario
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Stranger: asl?
You: You in brah?
You: WHO THE **** IS ASL?!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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