Step 1: Talk to them about music
Step 2: Tell them your Limewire is slow
Step 3: Ask for advice on a different program
Step 4: Wait for them to answer
Step 5: Copy the following
[188.8.131.526 (DJ3825FS) Your IP address has been recorded by the government and is pending review for pirating music. (ITpr:5)]
*FBI is tagged and can't be used.