My first Synthol close up!

**bodyhard** · 07-31-2009, 08:12 AM

Last night at the gym, my son and I were doing deadlifts. I don't look around in the gym I am way too focus but my son (I need to f'cking school this kid more) does.

So he tells me "Pops look at that dude he looks weird" First I said "Eric pay attention to the f'cking workout man, or stop coming with me!" But he says, "no pops, seriously look at this guy" so I looked and wow, I wish I had a camera.

I never seen anyone on synthol up close that looked that f'cking retarded. As we kept working out we wound up next to each other by the DB's. The guy looked so soft like he had balloons as muscle and for some reason he looked wet not sweaty just wet, hard to explain. He had shorts on (to his knees) and apparently didn't have none on his calves and looked seriously ridicules. Not sure how his quads/thighs looked.

My son kept staring at him I told my son not to do that, but everyone in the gym was looking at him. He was doing DB overhead presses with 25lbs for reps.

Honestly I never ever seen anyone that looked like that in real life. I really wish I had a camera.

**Capt_Lou** · 07-31-2009, 08:16 AM

Originally Posted by bodyhard

Last night at the gym, my son and I were doing deadlifts. I don't look around in the gym I am way too focus but my son (I need to f'cking school this kid more) does.

So he tells me "Pops look at that dude he looks weird" First I said "Eric pay attention to the f'cking workout man, or stop coming with me!" But he says, "no pops, seriously look at this guy" so I looked and wow, I wish I had a camera.

I never seen anyone on synthol up close that looked that f'cking retarded. As we kept working out we wound up next to each other by the DB's. The guy looked so soft like he had balloons as muscle and for some reason he looked wet not sweaty just wet, hard to explain. He had shorts on (to his knees) and apparently didn't have none on his calves and looked seriously ridicules. Not sure how his quads/thighs looked.

My son kept staring at him I told my son not to do that, but everyone in the gym was looking at him. He was doing DB overhead presses with 25lbs for reps.

Honestly I never ever seen anyone that looked like that in real life. I really wish I had a camera.

I would be scared to stand too close to him, his shoulder might explode and get oil all over me

**Dave76** · 07-31-2009, 08:17 AM

Pics or it didn't happen.

**NCMarcus82** · 07-31-2009, 08:17 AM

Haha I was watching bigger,faster,stronger the other day, and Greg Valentino was on there, so I could imagine its gotta look weird as hell in person.

**formerfatty14** · 07-31-2009, 08:18 AM

r u sure it wasnt greg valentino?

**formerfatty14** · 07-31-2009, 08:21 AM

At the gym this morning I was watching this old timer in between sets. I watch this guy load an ez curl bar up on the preacher with 45 plates. It was painful to witness, he used every muscle in his body....except his biceps. I want to go smack him in the back of the head (figure of speech) and tell him to drop the damn weight and stop looking so stupid... i didnt of course, its his body and he was probably 30 years older than me.... his back must be killing him!

**bodyhard** · 07-31-2009, 08:31 AM

Originally Posted by formerfatty14

At the gym this morning I was watching this old timer in between sets. I watch this guy load an ez curl bar up on the preacher with 45 plates. It was painful to witness, he used every muscle in his body....except his biceps. I want to go smack him in the back of the head (figure of speech) and tell him to drop the damn weight and stop looking so stupid... i didnt of course, its his body and he was probably 30 years older than me.... his back must be killing him!

With 45lbs plates or with 45 plates total?

Also if he is 30 years older than you and his back is not hurting him now I doubt it will start hurting him anytime soon

**boodog** · 07-31-2009, 08:39 AM

I have no clue what Synthol is ....But it doesn't sound healthy....

**bodyhard** · 07-31-2009, 09:03 AM

Originally Posted by boodog

I have no clue what Synthol is ....But it doesn't sound healthy....

Synthol users

**boodog** · 07-31-2009, 09:14 AM

Originally Posted by bodyhard

Synthol users

DAMN....Now that is just Sick....

**BergMuscle** · 07-31-2009, 09:24 AM

Originally Posted by boodog

DAMN....Now that is just Sick....

qft

**ironwill2008** · 07-31-2009, 09:31 AM

Originally Posted by boodog

DAMN....Now that is just Sick....

And "sick" is the operative word here. All that injected oil isn't going to stay in the same location forever. What will happen to their internal organs when it begins to migrate?

I've got a pretty good idea.

**Old-Time-Lifter** · 07-31-2009, 09:32 AM

Originally Posted by formerfatty14

At the gym this morning I was watching this old timer in between sets. I watch this guy load an ez curl bar up on the preacher with 45 plates. It was painful to witness, he used every muscle in his body....except his biceps. I want to go smack him in the back of the head (figure of speech) and tell him to drop the damn weight and stop looking so stupid... i didnt of course, its his body and he was probably 30 years older than me.... his back must be killing him!

Just go ahead and try and smack me there sport...........

rofl

**Old-Time-Lifter** · 07-31-2009, 09:36 AM

Originally Posted by ironwill2008

And "sick" is the operative word here. All that injected oil isn't going to stay in the same location forever. What will happen to their internal organs when it begins to migrate?

I've got a pretty good idea.

What's that slushing sound I heard as that dude walked by?

**m1k3g0rd** · 07-31-2009, 10:49 AM

Can you say 'popeye'...

**mikieson** · 07-31-2009, 10:53 AM

I really dont understand synthol? The people I have seen online that have used it are absolutely horrible looking. AND on top of that you know they are week and have no muscles under that mess.

I can see someone taking steroids as they do build muscle and supposedly give you a "younger" feeling "turning back the clock" kind of..

BUT OIL???...I just dont get it? The so called muscles dont even look real. Who are they trying to fool?? Im sorry...I know im far from perfect but these people have problems in the head. They are imbarrasing to the sport and need to be called out when you see them.

BH...You should have punched him really hard in the arm...That would have been priceless.

**Baldiewonkanobi** · 07-31-2009, 11:04 AM

John do you remember that one dude in Pitt that looked like he was smuggling a golf ball on his rear delt??

If these sad sad men ever bumped into something sharp would they spring a leak??

Baldie

**mikieson** · 07-31-2009, 11:06 AM

Originally Posted by Baldiewonkanobi

John do you remember that one dude in Pitt that looked like he was smuggling a golf ball on his rear delt??

If these sad sad men ever bumped into something sharp would they spring a leak??

Baldie

There was a thread on the probbr forum where some guys were lined up on stage and one guys shoulder starts leaking right there on stage...He then walks off..lol

**bodyhard** · 07-31-2009, 11:14 AM

Originally Posted by Baldiewonkanobi

John do you remember that one dude in Pitt that looked like he was smuggling a golf ball on his rear delt??

If these sad sad men ever bumped into something sharp would they spring a leak??

Baldie

Oh hell yeah, he walked right by me, Bust and Nam and we spotted him quickly!

**VoxExMachina** · 07-31-2009, 11:19 AM

If I wanted *fake* muscles, I think I'd just go this route...

**Stevelegh** · 07-31-2009, 11:59 AM

I'd be interested to find out what Synthol was originally developed for. I'd imagine it was for asthetic reasons to balance out things such as muscle wasteage or mascectomy (just guessing here). It also appears to be used by athletes who want to bring a lagging muscle into proportion.

Does anyone know? There's no way someone developed this stuff so people can make arseholes of themselves.......

**Stevelegh** · 07-31-2009, 12:04 PM

Scrub last request. I just Google / Wiki'ed it.

Oh God, Oh dear God..........

**Old-Time-Lifter** · 07-31-2009, 12:50 PM

Originally Posted by Stevelegh

Scrub last request. I just Google / Wiki'ed it.

Oh God, Oh dear God..........

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Site_Enhancement_Oil

You could have at least given us the link.

**VoxExMachina** · 07-31-2009, 12:54 PM

Originally Posted by Old-Time-Lifter

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Site_Enhancement_Oil

You could have at least given us the link.

Are those Water Wings? I see a definite resemblance....

**Old-Time-Lifter** · 07-31-2009, 12:56 PM

Originally Posted by VoxExMachina

Are those Water Wings? I see a definite resemblance....

Well, that's a good question, I bet they would float. LOL

**canadianwoman** · 07-31-2009, 01:07 PM

Originally Posted by bodyhard

Synthol users

I love nice looking biceps and arms on a man but that is just nasty.

**mikieson** · 07-31-2009, 01:14 PM

Originally Posted by canadianwoman

I love nice looking biceps and arms on a man but that is just nasty.

Nasty and just plain useless really. Looks horrible, probably feels horrible and im sure its not good for your body.

**djflex** · 07-31-2009, 01:45 PM

unfortunately, this is just another example of something that gives the sport a bad image to the regular masses. It looks horrible and is most likely a serious health threat. Never seen it in real life and hope I never do

**MT_Pawkits** · 07-31-2009, 01:50 PM

Originally Posted by bodyhard

Synthol users

Holy crap! must make it some hard to wipe yer arse no?

**Karl_Hungus** · 07-31-2009, 01:54 PM

Originally Posted by mikieson

I really dont understand synthol? The people I have seen online that have used it are absolutely horrible looking.

I've never really understood it either ... because it certainly doesn't look like muscle at all. It looks more like they've got giant tumors in their arms or some lymphatic disease like elephantiasis. Utterly ridiculous.

Thread: My first Synthol close up!

Thread Tools

Search Thread

My first Synthol close up!

Similar Threads

saw my first synthol " bodybuilder "

My First "Close Call"...DB Bench Press

thinking of using SYNTHOL for the first time.

Bookmarks

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions