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[sykesy123]

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Stranger: 오빠나외로워....
You: YOU BEST BE TROLLIN!
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Stranger: 오빠나외로워....
You: FOR **** SAKE
You: NOT YOU AGAIN!
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[HooKdOnFoNiX]

thats not epic

[Daffle]

pics or youre homo

[Cser]

Stranger: hi
You: teen misc brah
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[sykesy123]

pics or youre homo

il take pics next time brah

[HooKdOnFoNiX]

wtf just happened to me


You: Hi cutie
Stranger: Sup hotness
You: mmmm
You: lets ****
You: on noes
You: my interent **** buddy will not respond
You: /life
Stranger: Sorry
Stranger: Wanna bone?
You: forgiven
Stranger: (-b^.^)-b
You: **** ya
You: guy or girl
Stranger: guy
You: girl :0
You: u better be over 18
Stranger: quite
You: so do you like strap ons
Stranger: Sometimes
You: I wanna put on a strap on and ram it into ur ass hole
Stranger: It's not Tuesday
You: oh I forgot it deep throat thursdays
Stranger: Indeed
Stranger: Wild ABRA uses TELEPORT!

[HooKdOnFoNiX]

Stranger: a wild abra appears
You: Masterball bitch
You: feels goodman
Stranger: abra has escaped
Stranger: abra uses tackle
You: nooooooooooooooooooo
You: I use pikachu and paralyze that ***got
Stranger: get back abra
Stranger: gooo snorlay
Stranger: snorlax uses butt****
You: Gyrados uses hyperbeam
Stranger: nope
Stranger: u put pickachu to fight
Stranger: and now he gets raped
You: gyrados cannot stop the buttraping
You: oh noes its a giant pokemon orgy
Stranger: snorlax came
You: Mewto get ur hand opff my nuts
Stranger: aqaua gun
Stranger: out of his penis
You: this got out of hand
Stranger: yeahh
You: soooo
You: how bout the weather
Stranger: pretty good
Stranger: and at youtr location?
You: MY DICK IS HUGE

[Dr Miscer]

this is dumb

[SimmyJ]

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Stranger: heyy
You: sup brah
You: you must be trollin
Stranger: trollin?
Stranger: translation?
Stranger: & im a ladyy not a brahh :]
You: sure you are
You: you take dat dere cell tech
You: oi brah
You: you best be making me a sandwich
Stranger: alright then
Stranger: & no, im not making you a sandwich
You: but thats what you are made for
Stranger: wrongo.
You: nahh you said you were a lady
You: they make me sandwichs
Stranger: you wanna know what a lady should make you?
Stranger: a dictionary.
You: i dont need a dictionary i need my supps
Stranger: like sippy cup?
You: no brah my supplements
You: NOW MAKE ME SANDWICH
Stranger: ill pass, thank you.
You: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH ROYYYYY RAGEEEE
You: give me noodz
You: you make me die a little inside
Stranger: good
Stranger: now go away
Stranger: better yet, ill go away
Stranger: bye
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[HooKdOnFoNiX]

this people are weird

Stranger: phone 911 !!!!!!!!!!!!]
You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You: WTF IS HAPPENING
Stranger: iv lost my virginity!?
Stranger: cnt find it anywhere
You: NO YOU HAVENT
Stranger: honestly ask ya mum
You: YOU WILL BE A VIRGIN FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
Stranger: so will your gf
You: MY MOM WOULDNT EVEN GET WUTH YOU
Stranger: u sad ****
Stranger: shes gagging for it
Stranger: your mum would fuk me to manchetser n bk
You: My mom is a tranny so you're gay
Stranger: im not fussy
Stranger: shag owt me lad
You: brit ***
Stranger: brit ***?
Stranger: thats why we owned ur country u stupid ****
You: Hahaha how so?
You: America>Every other country
Stranger: where do u think you get your independance day from?
Stranger: england
Stranger: u stupid ****
You: Do you guys chew rocks or something cuz ur teeth are ****ed up
Stranger: no we chew american girls pussys
Stranger: cos american guys cnt ****
Stranger: my teeth r perfect
You: even u know that american girls are hotter than ur piece of **** girls
Stranger: definitly i agree
Stranger: thats why we **** all your women
Stranger: cos english guys are hotter than them gay americans thinking they cna play football wtf
You: Im suprised you havent used the all americans are fat stereotype yet
Stranger: every american film is the same teenage fukin retards thinking they can drink
Stranger: no *******, no pills, no ket, nothing
Stranger: fukin useless u lot
You: ahhh american
You: Jesus Christ though, youre girls are ugly huh
Stranger: u need to start taking drugs
Stranger: yes very ugly
You: Weed is plenty for me
Stranger: american birds r fukin hot
You: we started off on the wrong foot
Stranger: yes
You: Your country is lovely
Stranger: i prefer america
You: where you live egland?
Stranger: Manchester
You: is weed legal there
Stranger: where u live in u.s?
Stranger: nooo but theres alot around
You: California, best place ever
Stranger: niiice
You: tons of beaches and girls in bikinis
Stranger: i have family in Rockford, Illinois
Stranger: ohh ye i love it
You: Later

[SimmyJ]

Rap battle ha


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You: sup brah
Stranger: o **** no
You: what you say
Stranger: ur from california brah
You: im not from cali brah
Stranger: bull****
You: im from the land of teen misc
You: strong unaware
Stranger: wtf r u talkin about
Stranger: im from the ghetto
You: ewwwww
Stranger: so take that bitch
You: i dont like poor people
Stranger: newburyport mass
You: suck my chawk
Stranger: kid i prob got more cars then u got lice
Stranger: o bitch slap
You: your probably like 14
You: little bitch
Stranger: o srry ur from the land of misc teens ur so cool
You: yeah brah
You: tenn misc
Stranger: ok brah
Stranger: im 17
You: dont disrespect the miscers
You: you will get neg trained
Stranger: ur from cali and ur a crack head
You: ROYYYY RAGEEEE
You: now make me sandwich
Stranger: kid u want to rap battle
Stranger: ill ****in whoop u
You: oh no please anything but a rap battle
Stranger: nope its on
You: go
Stranger: bigge dont got **** on me
Stranger: mother****ers try to swing but i hit em with my tree
Stranger: i put 2 caps in tupacs ass
Stranger: his crew tryed to get me but i layed em on the grass
Stranger: now ur turn bitch
You: stranger you dont got **** on me
You: why do you watch me pee
You: finished homo
Stranger: i win u suck
You: teh misc
Stranger: teen misc is gay
Stranger: like u
You: :| uhoh your in trouble
You: whats your address so i can tell the teen miscers
Stranger: y
Stranger: 15 cindy lane rowley ma
You: where the fack is that
Stranger: its in fackin america
You: fack you dog
Stranger: where the **** r u from
Stranger: ur to dumb to be from ameria=ca
You: ok bye honey
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[TheTereminat0r]

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: im gay and u ?
You: no
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[Acere]

You: HI
Stranger: hey
You: asl?
Stranger: 15/f/usa, you?
You: 10/m/uk
You: :]
Stranger: your ten?????
You: 20*
Stranger: ah ha..sure
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[Acere]

You: hi
Stranger: a wild ABRA APPEARS!
You: im 12 and what is this?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: im jk
Stranger: im 13
You: my name ben
You: u?
Stranger: im joking im 16
Stranger: **** you ***** ass bitch
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Lol.

[Greg_Chepeian]

You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: whats ur name
Stranger: james
Stranger: u?
You: ashley
You: where do you live?
Stranger: ireland u?
You: ME 2!!!!
You: OMGGG
You: what are the chances!!!!??!?
Stranger: where in ireland you live?
You: the top part
Stranger: i live in the bottom part lol
You: cool... sooo wanna fuk?
Stranger: wat?
You: i want to jiggle you big sweaty balls inside my mouth. and then i want you to jizz all over my face!!! YUM!!
Stranger: wat age u?
You: 9
Stranger: bull****
Stranger: you are a 45 year old man living in america
Stranger: **** off
You: i am indeed
Stranger: reli?
You: yes... i like little virgin boy ******* in my mouth...
Stranger: ****in freak
You: will you let my suck your dick?
You: ill pay you 6 bucks
Stranger: go **** yourself
You: but i want you to **** me
Stranger: and besides i lied im a girl living in holland and my names kate
You: oh i go both ways... can i chew on your pussy?
Stranger: **** off


thats all i got for now

[Gladiator17]

repost for the x5432256765st time

[Teench]

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Stranger: asl
Stranger: myspace
You: Teen Misc
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[Sn33k]

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Stranger: Hello.
You: asl? jokes
Stranger: Can I lick your vagina?
You: didnt i just talk to you
Stranger: Nope.
You: your the dude who said he had a 3 inch penis?
Stranger: No, mine is 5 inches.
You: thats tiny
You: my bf has 7 inches
Stranger: With or without an erection?
You: without
Stranger: Impossible.
You: its like a baguette
You: im joking man im a guy lol
Stranger: You must be pretty gay to be able to impersonate a girl so easily.
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[Greg_Chepeian]

You: hi
Stranger: a wild ABRA APPEARS!
You: im 12 and what is this?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: im jk
Stranger: im 13
You: my name ben
You: u?
Stranger: im joking im 16
Stranger: **** you ***** ass bitch
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Lol.

do people usually say "a wild abra appears"? cuz like 5 minutes ago some guy said the EXACT same thing to me

[Teench]

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Stranger: Kill Bill Volume 4
You: We have sex now?
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[Sn33k]

do people usually say "a wild abra appears"? cuz like 5 minutes ago some guy said the EXACT same thing to me

same, he said i teleported lulz

[SimmyJ]

Will do more tomorrow need sleep...its almost 3

[ayekay]

Stranger: Heyy
You: you must be a women for putting two y's in hey
You: is this true?
Stranger: :S no
You: so your a homo?
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: f or m ?
You: femalo
You: lol wut
Stranger: i hope you use messanger
Stranger: m here
You: let me take off my panties real quick
You: oh gnoes my big 'ole dick is flopping around
You: you mad? im a guy *******
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[HooKdOnFoNiX]

You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: whats ur name
Stranger: james
Stranger: u?
You: ashley
You: where do you live?
Stranger: ireland u?
You: ME 2!!!!
You: OMGGG
You: what are the chances!!!!??!?
Stranger: where in ireland you live?
You: the top part
Stranger: i live in the bottom part lol
You: cool... sooo wanna fuk?
Stranger: wat?
You: i want to jiggle you big sweaty balls inside my mouth. and then i want you to jizz all over my face!!! YUM!!
Stranger: wat age u?
You: 9
Stranger: bull****
Stranger: you are a 45 year old man living in america
Stranger: **** off
You: i am indeed
Stranger: reli?
You: yes... i like little virgin boy ******* in my mouth...
Stranger: ****in freak
You: will you let my suck your dick?
You: ill pay you 6 bucks
Stranger: go **** yourself
You: but i want you to **** me
Stranger: and besides i lied im a girl living in holland and my names kate
You: oh i go both ways... can i chew on your pussy?
Stranger: **** off


thats all i got for now

lol

do people usually say "a wild abra appears"? cuz like 5 minutes ago some guy said the EXACT same thing to me

its a 4chan thing, you have to catch it before it teleports

[masterspaz]

You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: whats ur name
Stranger: james
Stranger: u?
You: ashley
You: where do you live?
Stranger: ireland u?
You: ME 2!!!!
You: OMGGG
You: what are the chances!!!!??!?
Stranger: where in ireland you live?
You: the top part
Stranger: i live in the bottom part lol
You: cool... sooo wanna fuk?
Stranger: wat?
You: i want to jiggle you big sweaty balls inside my mouth. and then i want you to jizz all over my face!!! YUM!!
Stranger: wat age u?
You: 9
Stranger: bull****
Stranger: you are a 45 year old man living in america
Stranger: **** off
You: i am indeed
Stranger: reli?
You: yes... i like little virgin boy ******* in my mouth...
Stranger: ****in freak
You: will you let my suck your dick?
You: ill pay you 6 bucks
Stranger: go **** yourself
You: but i want you to **** me
Stranger: and besides i lied im a girl living in holland and my names kate
You: oh i go both ways... can i chew on your pussy?
Stranger: **** off


thats all i got for now

o wow i just had a similar convo

[ShNiGG]

I loled and I would post mine but it wasn't too epic.

Someone just asked my age and I responded with im 12 and what is this and they left lol.

[(b-,-)b]

whats going on in here!?

[SooWooo]

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You: im 12 and wat is this
Stranger: a stranger website im going to rape u
You: o **** i better run
You: my virgin *******
Stranger: dont look out ur window tonight
Stranger: u have nice legs
You: why thank u
You: u have nice testicles
Stranger: and a nise a..................pple
You: teen mics
You: msc
You: misc
You: all day
Stranger: bye the way im a girl
You: pics or negs
Stranger: k bye
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[HooKdOnFoNiX]

Stranger: hey 19 F Paris...you?
You: 17 f usa
Stranger: f...where are the men??
You: Whats wrong with me
Stranger: nothing..i just wanted to cyber you know.....
You: soo...
You: cyber with me
Stranger: really? do you know what i'm saying...cause i dont mind girls too....
You: fine with me lol
You: do you have any pics
Stranger: yes...why???
You: I wanna see what you look like
Stranger: why?
You: if you dont wanna show me thats fine
Stranger: i would like to keep this simple...
You: kk
You: start it
Stranger: ok...so i take it you like girls?
You: oh ya
Stranger: go on...tell me why
You: I just like vagina lol
You: it feels good all over my hard cock
Stranger: what??? are you a guy?
You: no wtf
You: im stright
Stranger: you said 'over my hard cock'!!
You: Ofcourse Im a guy baby
Stranger: ok...that is fine too...so are we going to cyber or am i wasting my time here?
You: ya start it
Stranger: i did so are you big?
You: if you consider 4 inches big
Stranger: really 4 inches??...errect?
You: is that small???
Stranger: yes...sorry...
You: wow.......u really hurt my feelings
Stranger: well you asked....is it thick at least?
You: ya about 3 inches around
Stranger: hmm...ok...that would work so what are doing to it now?
You: nothin its it my pants
You: do you have a nice ass
Stranger: i think so....
Stranger: why is it still inside?
You: cuz ur not making me hot yet
You: how big r ur tits
Stranger: not too big....3x Eur bra...not too small also....
You: 3x? fucj=k euro sizing, are u shaven?
Stranger: first you tell me somethng...let a girl have her fun also
Stranger: describe it to me....
You: my dick?
Stranger: yes
You: kk, can we roleplay though
Stranger: ok...nothing too kinky...
You: Ill be a patient and you be a nurse
Stranger: ok..but first describe it...i want to picture it....
You: K its 4 inches of destuction
You: Its pretty big
You: my balls are amazing
You: GRAB MY BALLS
Stranger: ok...my mouth is all over it...i like...
You: Ya I hurting can I have something to relieve the pain
Stranger: yes you can...but i will have to undress you first...
You: K but I have a headache, I would just like some advil
You: But Ill show you my dswole body cuz u asked
You: how do u like my pecs
Stranger: good...but i would still like to see more.,,,,
You: I turn aroung and give u a back double bi
You: u like that?
Stranger: yes i would...but first i have to see what i'm dealing with...strip now....
You: I take off my clothes and spread my glutes
You: u know what time it is
Stranger: no...
You: rimjob?
Stranger: what is that?
You: fine, I lay on the hospital gourney and tell you to get on top of me
Stranger: oh ok...my pussy is really wet now ...is it out yet?
You: I ask you to get off of me because your a little overweight
You: Good bulk though
Stranger: wtf??
You: doggy dstlye now
You: I bend you over
You: And slide my cock into ur *******
You: how does that feel
Stranger: good...a bit harder sir...
You: anything you want
You: Then I insert my whole hand into ur pussy
You: u like that alot
Stranger: mmmmmmmmmmm
You: really though u should start cutting
Stranger: cutting?
You: Ill **** you anyway Im desperate
You: I timidly stick my dick in ur throat and hope u dont eat it like a twinkie
Stranger: so what are waiting for...let us do it now...
You: oh here comes the cream fillin
Stranger: already??
You: pretein everywhere
You: wat do you mean already
You: I have came twice already
You: you want roung 3?
Stranger: wow...ok....that was fast...
You: give me a most moscular real quick
Stranger: ok...only if i can grab it...
You: k
Stranger: i like holding them
You: You do the pose and I try to hide my laughing
You: ur really fat
You: Ill show u how its done
You: Ill watch myself as I pose in the mirror
You: Damn, I came hard
Stranger: ok..this too weird...americans....!!
You: so what u wanna do now baby
You: I suggest you start some cardio
You: nom sayin
Stranger: i suggest 4 inch boy...you go **** yourself...cause no one else will...bye
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[Iron_Martyr]

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Stranger: help me
You: .............
Stranger: are you female
You: if i said i was i'd only be half right
Stranger: CMON
Stranger: eew
You: BA ZING
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