Dumbass civilian kid imitating Marines.

Epictetus IV · 07-24-2009, 02:09 AM

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GySgt Ableman was keen enough to spot this douche-bag walking through the Reno Airport in full dress blues with gloves and cover on. He stopped him near the baggage claim and running into three Drill Instructors wasn't something this guy had anticipated. If any of you know Gy Ableman, this kid was lucky to leave with all his teeth intact.

From the get go, it was obvious this kid was not a Marine. He claimed to be a PFC (wearing LCpl chevrons) and could not explain what a PFC chevron looked like and then couldn't explain the NCO stripe on his trousers. He had a collar emblem in the middle of his barracks cover and his belt was sticking out. No ribbons or badges, his trousers were way too long, not to mention he had on Sketcher boots instead of dress shoes and a civilian belt. We found this out after we demanded that he take off the blouse and cover.

Turns out he bought the uniform from a surplus store and his dad is a retired Navy Chief. Reno is a super-pro military area and this guy was soaking in the atta-boys. Lot of posers out there, watch out! Know any recruiters in the San Diego and Reno areas, send them a warning to watch out for this turd.

Nice fcking haircut you assclown. In before repost.

Canadas_elite · 07-24-2009, 02:11 AM

why didnt u just edit the last thread ?

Epictetus IV · 07-24-2009, 02:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Canadas_elite

why didnt u just edit the last thread ?

lol does it really matter?

-rhino- · 07-24-2009, 02:12 AM

/facepalm

That kid should have known better.

LLoydBanks · 07-24-2009, 02:12 AM

??y

GermanBB · 07-24-2009, 02:13 AM

Damn no wonder he was spotted..... **** is baggy and wrinkled

FearlessMiscer · 07-24-2009, 02:13 AM

lol i was looking for my post then i realized this was a new thread

edit: kid got knife handed like a mother****er

iamcravingcarbs · 07-24-2009, 02:13 AM

lol

I saw a car with the numberplates "2SASR" today, the guy had a goatee beard and a mullet

I wonder how many legitimate SAS soldiers would lable themselves with a f#cking personalised number plate...

Epictetus IV · 07-24-2009, 02:17 AM

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Originally Posted by GermanBB

Damn no wonder he was spotted..... **** is baggy and wrinkled

Not to mention this kid looks like he's 18 and has an NCO stripe on the trousers. Dumbass. He even got a ****ty fcking high and tight. What an assclown.

Billy_The_Kid · 07-24-2009, 02:18 AM

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Originally Posted by -rhino-

/facepalm

That kid should have known better.

I think that kid might be disturbed (srs). No way a normal kid goes around doing that. Maybe he has schizophrenia.

-rhino- · 07-24-2009, 02:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Billy_The_Kid

I think that kid might be disturbed (srs). No way a normal kid goes around doing that. Maybe he has schizophrenia.

I was thinking that also.

Brando0331 · 07-24-2009, 02:22 AM

FFFUUUU. This makes me ****ing rage.

i_am_disappoint · 07-24-2009, 02:22 AM

wow, thats a ****ing lame thing to do.

Khronos · 07-24-2009, 02:23 AM

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggg geeeeeeee

lmfao @ the haircut

Worse high and tight I've ever seen.

FearlessMiscer · 07-24-2009, 02:25 AM

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Originally Posted by iamcravingcarbs

lol

I saw a car with the numberplates "2SASR" today, the guy had a goatee beard and a mullet

I wonder how many legitimate SAS soldiers would lable themselves with a f#cking personalised number plate...

i've seen so many cars with USMC bumper stickers and when i asked the person if they're in the Marines they're like "no im just supporting the military"
its like yeah ok thats cool, but put a ribbon or something, those little round gold and red stickers are reserved for Marines and family of Marines, but that might just be my opinion

Brando0331 · 07-24-2009, 02:26 AM

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Originally Posted by GermanBB

Damn no wonder he was spotted..... **** is baggy and wrinkled

It's the LCpl chevrons, With the ****ing blood stripe. What a ****ing ****bag, He should be shot.

Billy_The_Kid · 07-24-2009, 02:26 AM

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Originally Posted by -rhino-

I was thinking that also.

If we're right, it's sad - look at that third picture. Deer in Headlights! (no emo).

KRS-one · 07-24-2009, 02:26 AM

I wouldnt be surprised if he had a mental illness. What normal human being goes around doing **** like that. ****ed up

Brando0331 · 07-24-2009, 02:28 AM

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Originally Posted by KRS-one

I wouldnt be surprised if he had a mental illness. What normal human being goes around doing **** like that. ****ed up

Lots of people do this.

iamcravingcarbs · 07-24-2009, 02:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Brando0331

It's the LCpl chevrons, With the ****ing blood stripe. What a ****ing ****bag, He should be shot.

Is the blood stripe for NCO's? Is a LCpl not an NCO? (yes ignorant of US military terminology)

KRS-one · 07-24-2009, 02:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Brando0331

Lots of people do this.

wtf, who does this? guaranteed they are slightly disturbed if so. i find that ****ed up.

FearlessMiscer · 07-24-2009, 02:29 AM

let this be a warning to all military personel

dont give your dress blues to a surplus store

-rhino- · 07-24-2009, 02:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Billy_The_Kid

If we're right, it's sad - look at that third picture. Deer in Headlights! (no emo).

Especially with his dad being a retired Navy Chief. I wonder if his dad even knew what his son was doing.

thelastpolarbear · 07-24-2009, 02:32 AM

C'mon guys the boy probably has a mental disorder.

And BTW, I get my hair cut like that and Im not in the military. Does it make me an *******?

Brando0331 · 07-24-2009, 02:32 AM

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Originally Posted by iamcravingcarbs

Is the blood stripe for NCO's? Is a LCpl not an NCO? (yes ignorant of US military terminology)

LCpl's Are not NCO's you are correct.

Brando0331 · 07-24-2009, 02:33 AM

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Originally Posted by 670Represent

C'mon guys the boy probably has a mental disorder.

And BTW, I get my hair cut like that and Im not in the military. Does it make me an *******?

Bull****, He is an attention craving whore.

Aussie12 · 07-24-2009, 02:35 AM

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Originally Posted by iamcravingcarbs

lol

I saw a car with the numberplates "2SASR" today, the guy had a goatee beard and a mullet

I wonder how many legitimate SAS soldiers would lable themselves with a f#cking personalised number plate...

lmao

Epictetus IV · 07-24-2009, 02:36 AM

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Originally Posted by 670Represent

C'mon guys the boy probably has a mental disorder.

And BTW, I get my hair cut like that and Im not in the military. Does it make me an *******?

No. Getting a high and tight (a very ****ty one at that with this kid) AND putting on a Marine uniform would make you an *******. This kid is disrespecting the Marines and all of the Military by doing that. I would never in a million years think of doing this.

A haircut isn't going to get you ****, but impersonating a Marine will.

iamcravingcarbs · 07-24-2009, 02:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Brando0331

LCpl's Are not NCO's you are correct.

OK, I thought a LCpl was a junior NCO for some reason

FearlessMiscer · 07-24-2009, 02:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Epictetus IV

No. Getting a high and tight (a very ****ty one at that with this kid) AND putting on a Marine uniform would make you an *******. This kid is disrespecting the Marines and all of the Military by doing that. I would never in a million years think of doing this.

A haircut isn't going to get you ****, but impersonating a Marine will.

incredibly disrespectful
i dont even want to think what i would do if i saw this kid