Sex ? Pregnancy ? brah needs help !

synergy7 · 07-15-2009, 02:39 AM

Brahs all my life ive been told that if i get a girl pregnant id be disowned and that id be ****ed if i ever got a girl pregnant. Ive been told this so much its lead me to be so paranoid.

Like after a girl and i have bonked im like when are you on next and tell me if you miss and i get **** scared.

Any of you get this ? I dont know how to over come this fear. its almost like a phobia (srs)

crunchfit · 07-15-2009, 02:41 AM

Only have sex with men or post-menopausal women. Problem solved.

synergy7 · 07-15-2009, 02:42 AM

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Originally Posted by crunchfit

Only have sex with men or post-menopausal women. Problem solved.

lol ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww post meno o yeah and ewwwwwwww men. XD

Catchpole · 07-15-2009, 02:46 AM

Use contraception, abstain, discuss outcomes with her before, just deal, or regularly knee all past partners in the stomach

synergy7 · 07-15-2009, 02:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Catchpole

Use contraception, abstain, discuss outcomes with her before, just deal, or regularly knee all past partners in the stomach

The girls i get with are lieing lil slags. but mind.

Repped

LankedOut · 07-15-2009, 02:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Catchpole

Use contraception, abstain, discuss outcomes with her before, just deal, or regularly knee all past partners in the stomach

That.

Catchpole · 07-15-2009, 02:48 AM

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Originally Posted by synergy7

The girls i get with are lieing lil slags. but mind.

Repped

well then when they come at you to tell you they're late, tell them you're sterile.

The Ben · 07-15-2009, 02:52 AM

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Originally Posted by synergy7

Brahs all my life ive been told that if i get a girl pregnant id be disowned and that id be ****ed if i ever got a girl pregnant. Ive been told this so much its lead me to be so paranoid.

Like after a girl and i have bonked im like when are you on next and tell me if you miss and i get **** scared.

Any of you get this ? I dont know how to over come this fear. its almost like a phobia (srs)

i have the same fear. also, i'm so afraid of getting an STD that I'm almost devoted to virgins. it feels like my life will be over if i get some sort of an infectious disease (going into medicine).
i think that these fears are absolutely real in the sense that i should be afraid.

StevenNevets · 07-15-2009, 02:53 AM

you ever bought a girl plan b before : (

$50 +$10 for friends ex-gf who got it for me

ScottishLewis · 07-15-2009, 02:54 AM

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Originally Posted by synergy7

Brahs all my life ive been told that if i get a girl pregnant id be disowned and that id be ****ed if i ever got a girl pregnant. Ive been told this so much its lead me to be so paranoid.

Like after a girl and i have bonked im like when are you on next and tell me if you miss and i get **** scared.

Any of you get this ? I dont know how to over come this fear. its almost like a phobia (srs)

just jump on her stomach when shes like 3 months pregnent or something

not srs

baddog671 · 07-15-2009, 02:57 AM

I've splooged in my gf probably over 1000 times now :P

Birth control ftw

LankedOut · 07-15-2009, 02:57 AM

Apparently horse riding can terminate a pregnancy, so if you knock up a chick take her on a romantic horse riding trip to celebrate the magically wonderful occasion.

StevenNevets · 07-15-2009, 03:01 AM

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Originally Posted by LankedOut

Apparently horse riding can terminate a pregnancy, so if you knock up a chick take her on a romantic horse riding trip to celebrate the magically wonderful occasion.

that's cheaper than the $500 abortion pill

Catchpole · 07-15-2009, 03:05 AM

You can get abortions here for free. You just go to planned parenthood and they give you a 1 free abortion coupon that you take to your cities poor people office. They give you a more legit 1 free abortion coupon and bam free vagina scraping.

buysomepinkshit · 07-15-2009, 03:07 AM

Have sex with her after her period. Harder to get her knocked up that way.

baddog671 · 07-15-2009, 03:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Catchpole

You can get abortions here for free. You just go to planned parenthood and they give you a 1 free abortion coupon that you take to your cities poor people office. They give you a more legit 1 free abortion coupon and bam free vagina scraping.

Lol, man, that's so fuked up, I don't even have a witty comment on that one...

LankedOut · 07-15-2009, 03:08 AM

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Originally Posted by StevenNevets

that's cheaper than the $500 abortion pill

Exactly, not sure how much the horses would cost though lulz.

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Originally Posted by Catchpole

You can get abortions here for free. You just go to planned parenthood and they give you a 1 free abortion coupon that you take to your cities poor people office. They give you a more legit 1 free abortion coupon and bam free vagina scraping.

Dang, you should get your girl preggo just so she can get that free vag scraping. It almost sounds too good to be true.

synergy7 · 07-15-2009, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by LankedOut

Exactly, not sure how much the horses would cost though lulz.

Dang, you should get your girl preggo just so she can get that free vag scraping. It almost sounds too good to be true.

Girls in my area are slags and owuld keep it.

batmanman · 07-15-2009, 11:23 AM

put your duct tape on dude

Caseyface · 07-15-2009, 11:24 AM

we don't know what slag means, so knee her in the stomach, take her horsebackriding, or take a romantic visit to washington state to get your free abortion.

most_dedicated · 07-15-2009, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog671

I've splooged in my gf probably over 1000 times now :P

Birth control ftw

x2 feels good as fukkk too

rsjrv99 · 07-15-2009, 11:38 AM

you bonked her? havent heard that one in a while

YoUnG-gUn91 · 07-15-2009, 11:43 AM

Deny it. 90% of the time, it works every time.

Seriously, there's no way she can prove it's yours. Without you consenting to a DNA test anyway.

xHoward · 07-15-2009, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog671

I've splooged in my gf probably over 1000 times now :P

Birth control ftw

This.

If you plan on continually having sex with a girl, get her on birth control.

JosephIV · 07-15-2009, 11:52 AM

You have to wear a condom - Otherwise, no gaurantees.

If you don't want to change diapers, pay for child support, get an infectious disease, be legally responsible for a child until they turn 18, or have to live with terminating a human life then wear a condom.

Otherwise pound away and sweat AIDS, herpes, gonnorhea, syphilis, and the change in lifestyle because you are now the father to a little baby girl or boy.

Your choice.

Loctus · 07-15-2009, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by JosephIV

You have to wear a condom - Otherwise, no gaurantees.

If you don't want to change diapers, pay for child support, get an infectious disease, be legally responsible for a child until they turn 18, or have to live with terminating a human life then wear a condom.

Otherwise pound away and sweat AIDS, herpes, gonnorhea, syphilis, and the change in lifestyle because you are now the father to a little baby girl or boy.

Your choice.

Sigh.. Negged.

RobCamlin · 07-15-2009, 12:00 PM

It's alot harder to get a girl pregnant than people make it out to be, unless of course she's incredibly fertile.
If she's on the pill, you don't have much to worry about.
If that still makes you paranoid, use a rubber too for a little insurance.
Either way, just pull out before you nut and you should be fine.
Also, every time you blow a load, pinch it out.
By this, I mean press your finger against the underside of yer cack where you can feel your urethra sort of protruding after you're done, start at the base, and squeeze all the way to the tip so there's no excess.

most_dedicated · 07-15-2009, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by RobCamlin

It's alot harder to get a girl pregnant than people make it out to be, unless of course she's incredibly fertile.
If she's on the pill, you don't have much to worry about.
If that still makes you paranoid, use a rubber too for a little insurance.
Either way, just pull out before you nut and you should be fine.
Also, every time you blow a load, pinch it out.
By this, I mean press your finger against the underside of yer cack where you can feel your urethra sort of protruding after you're done, start at the base, and squeeze all the way to the tip so there's no excess.

exactly

i used the pullout method for a long time and never got her prego
but now she makes me use condoms "just to be safe" lawl