Why Do People Who Have No Use for Pickup Trucks Drive Them?

[BahadurShah]

Why do people who have absolutely no practical reason to own pickup trucks drive them?

I notice half the time that they can't even handle their vehicles properly, and they often park incompetently.

Can someone explain this phenomenon to me? I notice it's especially prevalent in Texas, but it's all over the Midwest as well.

[southernstunna1]

do you live in Texas? The way you post this I'm thinking no.

[salamat]

a 2 seat Tacoma is more useful than a 2 seat Civic

i use it when going groceries n sh!t

or helping people move houses

[JuanDenver]

Dont ask for help the next time you have to move.

Idiot.

[proteinpump20]

cause Cowboys like pickups dumbass. U cant drive around in a ford fiesta and listen to country.

[mrawdtsi]

because its the only place your mom fits, OP

[Alphalfa]

Because you're not gonna phuck up your alignment if you hit a curb and getting rear ended will ultimately suck much less

[boogie102786]

I have no reason to own a pick up, but do. Wanna know why? It was ****in cheap.

btw I'm an awesome parker.

[Captain554]

I just find it funny when those that do drive pick up trucks for no practical reason complain about the gas mileage they get. lol

Same thing with sports / performance cars and mileage.

[Alphalfa]

Originally Posted by Captain554

I just find it funny when those that do drive pick up trucks for no practical reason complain about the gas mileage they get. lol

Not all pickups are V8's...some get pretty good mileage

[Captain554]

^ I know some get decent mileage, I'm referring to people that have no need for them buying 5.7L V8's then blatantly bitching about the mileage they are getting, gas costs, etc.

[adamlm]

its useful, some may like the look, smaller trucks are economical, most trucks hold value decently, some drive them for that one time year that a family member needs help moving, etc... the list goes on

[gixxer0.6g]

Originally Posted by JuanDenver

Dont ask for help the next time you have to move.

Idiot.

This. Some people just get them because they have a lot more room. They are completely practical. The only drawback is the gas mileage.

Even this is more practical than a smaller car;

[Genocide1]

I don't drive one, but I will when I come up with the money. They're bigger (no sh!t, eh?), you can help people move, haul your own sh!t around, save on delivery fees etc. Just so much more practical! I want a two door, small truck, like an S10 or something, just so I have the functionality of a truck, without the bad mileage, and brutal maneuvering.

[Positive K]

i drive a 4dr pickup, diesel. use it as a dailey driver and to tow my drag car to the track ,etc. best vehicle ive ever had.

[BahadurShah]

Originally Posted by southernstunna1

do you live in Texas? The way you post this I'm thinking no.

I lived in Texas for 2 years (Dallas/Ft Worth area). Even in urban areas there, pickup trucks & the people that can't drive them are ubiquitous.

Originally Posted by JuanDenver

Dont ask for help the next time you have to move.

Idiot.

When I move within the same city, I rent a U-Haul.

Congratulations on finally using a word with more than one syllable without spelling it incorrectly, btw. I'm guessing you've memorized it from having read it so often.

Originally Posted by salamat

a 2 seat Tacoma is more useful than a 2 seat Civic

i use it when going groceries n sh!t

or helping people move houses

I don't know of any 2 seat Civics. How much crap do you buy at the grocery store, that it requires a pickup truck to haul it all?

[The_Source]

cause i don't like giving people rides

[BahadurShah]

I've moved approximately 12 times in the past decade (used to move around a lot for work), and I've never used a pickup truck once.

How often do you guys move that you buy a vehicle specifically for that purpose?

[Ryan711]

some people aren't manlets like the OP and need something larger to feel more comfortable in.

[Zeal]

I saw some *** guido driving a gigantic F350 that was completely spotless. It adds 2 inches to your penis brah.

[BahadurShah]

BTW, for people who tow stuff, live on ranches, have a legitimate need for hauling lots of large items on a frequent or regular basis, etc.. please read the thread title carefully. It doesn't apply to you.

[DaPlasurNDaPain]

To compensate for small penis.

[JuanDenver]

Originally Posted by BahadurShah

BTW, for people who tow stuff, live on ranches, have a legitimate need for hauling lots of large items on a frequent or regular basis, etc.. please read the thread title carefully. It doesn't apply to you.

What makes you think people who live in the suburbs dont need trucks.


Can you get any dumber?

[BahadurShah]

Originally Posted by Ryan711

some people aren't manlets like the OP and need something larger to feel more comfortable in.

How tall are you? Almost any reasonably sized passenger car will comfortably accomodate anyone who is not 6'6" +. If you need something larger to feel comfortable in, it's more likely the result of a weight problem.

Originally Posted by Zeal

I saw some *** guido driving a gigantic F350 that was completely spotless. It adds 2 inches to your penis brah.

lol. I see this kind of crap all the time as well. Giant F250s & 350s whose owner will never use even 1/10th of their capability.

The worst offender imo is the Escalade pickup truck.

[bezarker]

Because these would look funny hanging off the back of a Toyota camry...

[Oldsport]

I drive a Volvo in Texas, oh how i feel out of place.

[gixxer0.6g]

Because this is a lot easier to do with a truck. OP is just mad because he can't afford the gas to put in a truck. You know you'd have one if you could afford it. You'll never fully understand until you own one.

[KOL40]

ANYONE and EVERYONE has use for a pickup.

[StaticZ]

This thread is now about phaggots who expect their friends who do own trucks to move every and anything around for them whenever they need it.

[Captain Harris]

b/c teenagers think they look better in a jacked up truck than a practical car.