The M&M misc text.

StrongPimp · 07-13-2009, 10:56 AM

anyone have the M&M phrase that talks about the M&M's and how there can only be one...etc.

Sturmbro629 · 07-13-2009, 10:58 AM

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one.

ThrottleNP16 · 07-13-2009, 10:59 AM

It goes something like this, "May the heavens be blessed!"

StrongPimp · 07-13-2009, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Sturmbro629

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one.

thanks brah! repped.

nhanxsolo · 07-13-2009, 10:59 AM

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to:
M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc. Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A.
along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."
This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.

OverWorked · 07-13-2009, 11:00 AM

This...?

old_Mark_NW · 07-13-2009, 11:13 AM

i remember this ...

bradpm · 07-13-2009, 11:15 AM

sometimes when no one's home I enjoy separating m&m's into color groups and pretending they're little villages of people with their own economic and social problems, and then I try to fix them through free trade agreements and other diplomatic measures

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to:
M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc. Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A.
along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."
This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.

Brasmonky · 07-16-2009, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by StrongPimp

anyone have the M&M phrase that talks about the M&M's and how there can only be one...etc.

Negged for repping me and asking for reps back. This sh*ts getting annoying. Once I hit like 8k, thats all my reps were.. Just people doing it to get **** in return. And thats also why i made a thread asking to be put in the red.

StrongPimp · 07-16-2009, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Brasmonky

Negged for repping me and asking for reps back. This sh*ts getting annoying. Once I hit like 8k, thats all my reps were.. Just people doing it to get **** in return. And thats also why i made a thread asking to be put in the red.

why don't you get mods to put you in the red if you don't like em? just sayin.

anyways no hard feelings. 11 points aint nothing.

Brasmonky · 07-16-2009, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by StrongPimp

why don't you get mods to put you in the red if you don't like em? just sayin.

anyways no hard feelings. 11 points aint nothing.

Cause I was interested in seeing how many people it would take to put me in the red aside from mods. Mod reps and negs are pointless. Do you know how many dixie cups it would take to fill a pool? no.. Do you know how many oceans it would take to fill it?

Do you give a rich person 1 dollar and ask for 10 back? Thats what you people with little reps are doing and it's pathetic.

StrongPimp · 07-16-2009, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Brasmonky

Cause I was interested in seeing how many people it would take to put me in the red aside from mods. Mod reps and negs are pointless. Do you know how many dixie cups it would take to fill a pool? no.. Do you know how many oceans it would take to fill it?

Do you give a rich person 1 dollar and ask for 10 back? Thats what you people with little reps are doing and it's pathetic.

The problem is you're focusing on the things in life that don't really matter. When I was a kid I had hopes and dreams. We all did. But over time, the daily grind gets in the way and you miss the things that really matter, even though they are right in front of you, staring you in the face. I think the next time you should ask yourself "Am I on the right track here?". I don't mean to be rude just trying to point out how i feel about your comment.

Mephisto91 · 07-16-2009, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Brasmonky

Negged for repping me and asking for reps back. This sh*ts getting annoying. Once I hit like 8k, thats all my reps were.. Just people doing it to get **** in return. And thats also why i made a thread asking to be put in the red.

Those sadistic bastards! It must be tough get constantly repped by people for no reason.

But seriously, if you really wanted to be red you would be.

Brasmonky · 07-16-2009, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by StrongPimp

The problem is you're focusing on the things in life that don't really matter. When I was a kid I had hopes and dreams. We all did. But over time, the daily grind gets in the way and you miss the things that really matter, even though they are right in front of you, staring you in the face. I think the next time you should ask yourself "Am I on the right track here?". I don't mean to be rude just trying to point out how i feel about your comment.

Just letting you know i've acknowledged your reply